X~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X Jomon Sugi the Turtwig- 13 Hyuna the Psyduck- 12 Anti-Roark the Machop- 13 Roc the Starly- 11 Yoko the Zubat- 3 Lincoln the Geodude- 6 X~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X So we end up stopping thugs from Team Galactic from taking the Professor's research and now he's saying I should challenge the league bit ~I~ ~don't~ ~care~ I just want to find my time-Pokemon, whatever that is, and get home to where I -already- cleared the league championship. So we reach Florama town and zoom right on through, so, onwards to- Route 205 is it? ...no, galactic sqweebs are blocking the path, so onwards to the Valley Windworks where if I get a Pachirisu or something I already own I'm going to cry Aaaand the winner is Buizel! well, we already have Hyuna... And I'm not a huge fan of either of those (this goes back to not liking any Sinnoh pokemon) But we'll go ahead and catch it. So we have Yoko out first for switch training. Level 9 to Buizel's 10. See what an Astonish does- nothing at all. Buizel uses Watergun, and it does half of Yoko's health. Well that's good. Let's not do that. We'll call Yoko back for Jomon Sugi because there's no way Absorb will OHKO that thing and then BUIZEL USES PURSUIT ewuijb sdfkcvxjbkjbdfg so yoko dies. fuck you buizel prepare to be boarded absorb. pokeball. it breaks free. pokeball. caught. spoilers, in castlevania, the game which i took yoko's name from, the character yoko is actually killed. so we're naming buizel after her killer- graham. still effectively trading a zubat for a buizel when i already have a water type is what we call in technical terms, "not worth" so we take graham to replace the fallen yoko. and it's holding a wacan berry. i feel like that's supposed to be an apology but no. ...AND I JUST REALISED TODAY IS FRIDAY I COULD HAVE JUST DONE THE EVENT AND GOTTEN DRIFLOON BUT NO I HAD TO BE A DUMBSHIT AND GET BUIZEL omg wtf report noob amie can i redo so that was horrible on all levels. After beating up a few random grunts at the flower field etc though Roc evolves So that's good We get some honey slather it on a tree step outside oh what look its suddenly daytime huh how could that happen its almost as if somebody shifted a computer clock forward 12 hours the tree is shaking a wild pokemon appeared what is it watch it be something stupid like burmy ...it's Aipom! not bad! Roc is out first. Quick attack! A critical hit! It uses Astonish which does nothing but it's cool that it has that Quick Attack again, since a crit only took it to half. It's not like it's going to crit twice in a row. A critical hit! ...oh. HOWEVER Aipom still survives, so good on you Aipom. Get in the ball already. It kindly does so. (after burning through like six of my eight pokeballs) So fun fact, I've literaly never used an Aipom in-game before. So this will be a learning experience. uh name um um um i dont know ...i know Kiki. NOW that seems strange considering Reborn's leader but the reason why is actually completely unrelated to her and I'll do the same thing as before, if anyone gets this reference I'll send some $R their way is fun game Speaking of which, no one guessed Lincoln correctly- the reason Lincoln came to mind for a Geodude was actually a very old book back from Gen 1 titled 'How To Be a Pokemon Master'. Included in the book was a series of pretty bad jokes, and one of them I remember as such: Q: If Abraham Lincoln and Geodude were to get into a fight, who would win? A: Neither. Abraham Lincoln was a former president of the united states and is dead, and Geodude is a fictional creature from the game Pokemon. Back when I was seven, that book was the shit. Anyway, we name Aipom Kiki
sorry, too soon? so apparently kiki's only offensive move is astonish whoops. it also has pickup over technican. grr. and bold. that's bad. this is bad. i dont like this. i was going to use this but maybe not at least for now, it still beats Lincoln though sorry i like making stairways with text its pretty anyway let's continue making Team Galactic's day bad. it doesn't take long to encounter their boss at the Valley Windworks: X~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X AMIE vs. SAILOR MARS X~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X M: I'm one of Team Galactic's three commanders! ...No wait, that's four commanders. A: Are you sure it's not five? Maybe two? M: I am Mars! A: Oooh, can I be sailor moon then? M: We've been trying to create a new world that's better than this one... But people have shown little understanding about what we do. A: Yeaaaah, I think most people are pretty content with this world... M: You don't understand either, do you? A: Frankly... Not at all. What's so bad about this? Aside from... everything dying... M: It's a little saddening... A: ... M: So, let's have a battle to decide what we should do next. A: Wait, what? M: If I win, you leave. If you win, we, Team Galactic, will leave! A: ...Uh, sure that works out for me nicely. Go for it. Sailor Mars sends out Zubat! Go, Roc! Roc's intimidate lowers Zubat's spunkpower. I think I'll be needing that Intimidate shortly though... For now, Wing Attack! Zubat drops to 40% health, and responds with a ...Toxic? No bueno... Wing Attack finishes Zubat off. Mars sends out Purugly! I need something to take a hit while I cure Roc's poison though... So, go, Hyuna! Purugly uses Fake Out! Which alone robs Hyuna of exactly half her health. But. Roc is detoxed, so we're going to switch that in for the Intimidate. Purugly's attack is lowered, and it uses Faint Attack for, respectable, but not unbearable damage. Pass off to Jomon Sugi. He tanks a scratch attack, so let's go for one Withdraw, and then start pounding away. Not... literal pound of course, that would be a strange move for a Turtwig to know. Purugly uses Faint Attack as Turtwig withdraws. Quick Claw activates! Turtwig uses Absorb. I choose Absorb now to see how well I can sustain off of this thing. I heal 2 HP back and a scratch does 6 damage. Let's do this for a while. Faint Attack, Absorb At the same time, I do NOT want to risk a crit, so I use a potion on Jomon Sugi. Faint Attack, Absorb, it crits! So I recover a nice chunk back. Okay, going to go full power. Quick claw activates; Razor Leaf! Not bad! But Purugly eats an Oran berry, recovering... It uses Faint Attack again. Aaand Faint Attack... Razor Leaf... A critical hit! Purugly is taken down! Roc levels up, aaand that's a wrap. M: This can't be... I lost?! You... uppity brat! A: You sure know how to aim an insult... M: Oops! I messed that one up! A: A little? M: That's all right, I quite enjoyed our battle. A: At least Team Galactic is a good sport... I guess. The old man standing in the corner speaks: Charon: My, my... Lose to a child will you? A: Lose to a former... well, soon-to-be... again... champion. C: But no matter. We've collected plenty of electricity. With the power we obtained, we can do something spectacular. It seems quite obvious to me, Charon, the genious that even the boss recognizes. A: Waidasecond. There's no Sailor Charon! You're a fraud! C: Now, Mars, we should be going. M: Will you shut it! The boss is the only person in the world allowed to order me around! You can keep quiet! You only joined us recently. Don't think you're important! I casually yawn and have a seat, waiting for them to be done. M: I guess it's time to say good-bye and leave for the time being! A: That was the agreement, yes... They sum noisy 'uns Anyway, I'm surprised that fight went so well... Hm. And what they say about a new world... Could be interesting.