The first four gyms are cleared... But it's gonna be a long time before we get to another. A very, very long time. First up... Lavender Tower. 
 
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Day 6 
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Peridot the Jolteon- 31 
Shelly the Butterfree- 30 
Vynieard the Ivysaur- 30 
Gibbous the Nidorino- 30 
Maelstrom the Wartortle- 30 
Fortune the Kadabra- 30 
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Jay kay, I found something more interesting on the way over! 
 
There was a rogue fighting gym. They wanted to be tough. The had Pokemon has high as level 37. I sent out Fortune, and they all ran away screaming. The leader even offered me one of their Pokemon as a tribute. What was I gonna do, refuse? 
 
Disturbed the Hitmonchan replaces Shelly! As for the name, I was thinking of my previous puncher-Pokemon, which I named 10,000Fists off of the Disturbed song. Here we get the artist. The bug will be obsolete soon anyway [s]see you 5th gen, loser[/s] 
...lol, it only has two attacks at level 30, Comet Punch and Agility. *facepalm* 
 
Only move is Fighting, and of course we're going to Ghostland. 
Woooooo. 
 
But wait. 
What's this? 
 
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RIVAL BATTLE 
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GmfO: Hey, Liddell! What brings you here? 
L: Izaya and W. Obviously they're not with me. 
GmfO: Your Pokemon don't look dead! ...I can change that. 
L: ...What? 
GmfO: Let's go, pal! 
L: Pal? Ugh. 
 
Gary motherfuckin' Oak sends out Fearow! Go, Maelstrom! 
 
Fearow uses Fury Attack! Maelstrom uses Water Gun! And so on and so on until Fearow dies. 
 
Gary sends out Shelder! Go, Vynieard! 
lolrazorleaf 
 
Gary sends out Vulpix! Maelstrom's turn again 
lmaowatergun 
 
Sandshrew! 
roflmorewatergun 
 
Gary sends out Eevee! 
 
SOMETHING DISTURBED CAN ACTUALLY DO. 
GOGOGOG COMET PUNCH 
...it doesn't even do a third. 
sigh. 
But all Eevee does is Growl, so it dies shortly. 
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Now in the tower! A wild Gastly appeared! 
 
...come on, no one's surprised. 
Vynieard uses Razor Leaf! A CRITICAL HIT! But it survies, due to the resist~ 
POKEBALL GO 
Gastly was caught woo. 
Name... (;~ 
 
That's right. 
 
Though... I'm not sure if I should use Gengar over Hitmonchan or not. The only moves Gastly will learn are Hypnosis and Dream Eater. Which... is fun. 
On the other hand, while Hitmonchan gets the Elemental Punches, they're all Special moves here, and Hitmonchan has a low special... 
wat do, guys? 
 
 
Just for now, I switch out Disturbed for (;_ because, lol, Comet Punch in Lavendar tower, no thanks. 
 
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LIDDELL vs JESSE AND JA- 
jk, gibboussweep. 
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ROUTE 16 
POKEFLUTE GO 
WHAT THE SNORLAX 
DOUBLEKICK THAT SHIT 
IT RESTS 
DOUBLEKICK AGAIN. CRIT THAT BITCH. HORN ATTACK. ITS IN THE RED. 
POKEBALL GO. 
SNORLAX WAS MOTHERFUCKING CAU- 
...wait, the Pokeball missed? 
...since when do Pokeballs miss. 
AND HOW DO YOU MISS A SNORLAX ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR MOTHER 
Pokeball 2! ...miss. 
3! .......miss. 
(various rests+ double kicks here removed) 
4... miss. 
5... 
6... 
7.... miss. 
That was my last Pokeball. 
I missed a Snorlax. 
Seven times. 
What. 
the. 
fuck. 
 
Double kick that sonova in the crotch and move on with life. >.>; 
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And by moving on with life, I mean buy ALL the great balls, and head to the Snorlax on Route 12 to exact revenge. Hopefully I found time to work on my aiming skills on the way. I wasn't even sure if I was going to use Snorlax before, but now I might just 'cause the other one was a jerk 
POKEFLUTE GO 
WHAT THE SNORLAX 
DOUBLE KICK THAT SHIT 
IT HEADBUTTS 
DOUBLE DOUBLE KICK 
IT FORGETS WHAT JUST HAPPENED 
GREAT BALL GO 
FUCK YEAH WE HIT THAT SHIT 
DARN THE POKEMON BROKE FREE 
HEADBUTT. A CRITICAL HIT 
GREAT BALL GO 
ALL RIGHT, SNORLAX WAS CAUGHT 
WE WOULD LIKE TO NICKNAME THE MOTHERFUCKING SNORLAX 
WE WERE GOING TO NAME IT BOB BECAUSE SNORLAX IS SUCH A 'BOB' PERSONALITY 
BUT THAT WAS THE OTHER SNORLAX 
THIS IS THE SECOND SNORLAX 
THE SECOND BOB 
2nd BOB 
2BOB 
BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS BETTER THAN BOB2 
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ROUTE 13. 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
bellsprout... no thanks. 
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ROUTE 14. 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
oddish... no thanks. 
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ROUTE 15. 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
oddish again... no thanks. 
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CYCLING ROAD 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
fearow... no thanks. 
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ROUTE 18. 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
doduo... no thanks. 
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SAFARI ZONE 
WHATCHA GOT FOR ME? 
...cubone. whatever, I'll box it. 
jk it ran 
 
that awkward moment when you go into the safari zone to get the HM and the golden teeth, but you have no room in your backpack 
 
god forbid you carry them back or something 
 
that awkward moment when you walk back to the pokecenter, and then back to the safari zone, pay the fee, and then realise you forgot to deposit your items in the first place 
 
OKAY. Got that fixed. Now we'll just throw the rest of this in the box- 
...."No room left to store items." 
FFFuuuuu 
 
 
 
Anyway, all the surrounding areas exhausted, I have some options. 
 
Vynieard- Venasaur 
Peridot- Jolteon 
 
I'm considering these set, as well as the Lapras I'll be getting soon... I WAS going to use Maelstrom, Blastoise, but comparing stats and potential moves, Lapras seems like a better choice. Plus it'll save me an Ice Beam TM 
 
That leaves any of these as the possible last three: 
 
Gibbous- Nidoking (Currently 37. Pros: Versatile movepool (possible set: (Surf/Strength/Ice Beam/Earthquake)), unlikely to die. Cons: Slow speed, TM-heavy.) 
Maelstrom- Blastoise (Currently 37. Pros: Unlikely to die, more ice coverage for Lance (possible set: (Surf/Ice Beam/Strength/Submission)) Cons: Type overlap with superior Lapras, TM-Heavy) 
(;_- Haunter (Currently 37. Pros: Quick sleep move(pokemon don't attack when waking up, so if faster sleep until hypnosis misses) (possible set: (Hypnosis/Dream Eater/Night Shade/Confuse Ray or Mega Drain?)) Cons: Frail, can't evolve) 
Fortune- Kadabra (Currently 37. Pros: kill ALL the things, OP Psychic type (possible set: (Psychic/Recover/Tri Attack (physical)/Reflect?)) Cons: Frail, can't evolve) 
2BOB- Snorlax (Currently 30.  Pros: Bulky as fuck, versatile movepool (possible set: (Body Slam/Rest/Rock Slide/Submission or Earthquake?)) Cons: Really slow to level, lower level already) 
Disturbed- Hitmonchan (Currently 30. Pros: Type coverage  (possible set: (Submission/Elemental Punches)) Cons: Lower level already (doesn't know punches yet), low Special stat) 
 
... 
YOU DECIDE 
 
[s]if you choose gibbous or maelstrom, turn to page 36 
if you choose 2BOB or disturbed turn to page 48 
if you choose fortune or (;_ find a way to evolve them on a rom QQ[/s] 
 
Pick three!