HELLO IT HAS BEEN FOREVER AND A DAY
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Day 15
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BrokenOpal the Starmie- 32
Turquoise the Vaporeon- 32
Lithion the Magnemite- 32
Mina the Crobat- 31
Snickety the Quagsire- 31
Emerald the Poliwrath- 32
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The radio tower's in trouble!
Solution:
Sweep ALL the Rockets!
Quickly we reach the fifth floor, where the director is held hostage. Or... not?
Director: Ahem, do you hear me? ...I am the Director.
A: ...Yes, that was obvious. Don't you have anything better to say?
D: We have decided to broadcast wonderful shows to praise Team Rocket!
A: Um, wait, what
D: Everyone, I don't want you to complain to do a good job to...
A: ...
D: Yikes!
A: What, you JUST now noticed me?
D?: I am bust impersonating the... Who are you?
A: Impersonating the Whoareyou. That must be quite difficult, Petrel.
Petrel: Oh no, it's you again, Amie?...
A: Surprise.
P: No, no, no! I was pretending to be the Director to influence the entire region to support Team Rocket!
A: Well, you just failed. The intercom's still on. They all heard you say that.
P: !!! This time I won't hold back! Give me all you've got!
A: Gladly.
Executive Petrel vs Amie!
Petrel sends out Koffing (30); go PerSnickety (Level 32 Quagsire)!
Snickety uses Surf! Koffing is in the red and retalliates with Sludge. It does next to nothing. Koffing goes down after a Strength attack. PerSnickety levels up!
Petrel sends out Weezing (32)! That's enough, PerSnickety! Turquoise (Level 32 Vaporeon), you're in charge!
Turquoise opens up with a Surf. Weezing takes it in the yellow and responds with Smokescreen. But she finishes it off with Shadow Ball!
Petrel sends out Koffing (30). Lithion (Level 32 Magneton) takes the stage!
Lithion uses Thunder! Koffing faints! Petrel sends out Koffing! Lithion uses Thunder! Koffing faints! Petrel sends out Koffing! Lithion uses Thunder! Koffing- waitno, it missed. Koffing uses Tackle- lol, 4 damage. Lition uses Thunder! Koffing fai- no, it missed again. Koffing uses Smokescreen. >.> Lithion uses Thunder- Miss AGAINagain. Smokescreen! Thunder misses AGAINagainagain!
Koffing uses S-...
elfdestruct.
._.;;
Lithion tanks it in the green! Lithion levels up!
Petrel sends out Koffing! BrokenOpal (Level 32 Starmie) takes over!
P: What? Am I losing?
A: You noticed?
Surf murders Koffing~
P: OK, OK, I'll tell you where he really is.
A: I'm waiting.
P: Listen carefully. We stashed the real director in the underground warehouse. It's at the far end of Goldenrod Tunnel. I am a nice guy. I will give you the basement key to get to the underground warehouse.
A: Nice? Apparently that word's changed a lot from what I thought it was.
P: Take it with gratitude.
A: Don't push your luck.
We gonna get dat director nao.
OWAIT A REAL BATTLE FOR NO REAL REASON
Paul: Hold it!
Amie: Whaaat, I thought you said earlier you were gonna leave this to me
P: What I told you before was to deceive you. I thought it would let me tail you,
A: You know in some other games Rivals actually work with each other instead of just being lying jerkbags.
P: ...No matter.
A: >.>
P: I was planning to beat you after Lance, but since you are here, I will repay my debts!
A: Sure, not like I have to defeat an evil orginisation or anything; let's go right ahead.
Paul vs Amie!
Paul sends out Golbat (30)! Amie sends out BrokenOpal!
Broken Opal uses Thunder! That's one dead Golbat.
Amie recalls Broken Opal for Turquoise! Paul sends out Haunter (30)
Haunter uses Mean Look. Turquoise uses Shadow Ball! That's one dead Haunter. Turquoise levels up!
Paul sends out Magnemite (28). Go, PerSnickety!
PerSnickity uses Mud Bomb! That's one dead Magnem- wait, it missed. It uses Sonicboom, lol. Mud Bomb! ...It misses again, this time using Supersonic. PerSnickety is confused! It hurts itself in confusion and takes another SonicBoom. ...twice, bringing it down to the red. NEW PLAN.
PerSnickety, return! Gooooo, Emerald (Level 33 Poliwrath).
Emerald uses Hypnosis; Magnemite falls asleep! FOCUS PUNCH.
NOW that is one dead Magnemite.
Paul sends in Ferlaigatr (32)! Revenge time, ho. Rokurolla is gonna have a word with you in the afterlife.
Emerald uses Hypnosis! ...But it misses! That's fine, Feraligatr's thrash leaves Emerald in the green. She pulls off a Rain Dance, taking a second Thrash, and switching out.
Lithion takes her place as Feraligatr hurts itself in confusion. Taste your medicine, ho. :c
Feraligatr gets the hang of itself, and hits Lithion with a rain-boosted Water Gun! A critical hit! Lithion drops to 1/3 health.
And theeeeeen.
thunder...
Thunder...
THUNDER--cats--
That is one dead Feraligatr.
Paul sends in Sneasel (32)! Go, Mina (Level 33 Crobat)!
Mina goes for the Super-effective U-turn! .....Aand it survives at 25%. Turquoise takes her place, taking and Icy Wind like a brosis.
P: No way...
A: WAY!
One surf later...
P: Why? ...Why do I lose...? I've assembled the toughest Pokemon... I didn't ease up on the gas... So why?
A: Toughest? Here's a hint: Evolve them. >>
P: I don't understand...
A: ... Okay so you know how your Feraligatr evolved? Yeah, dothat.
P: Is what that Lance guy said really true? That I don't treat Pokemon properly?
A: Do you feed them twice a day? Ohwait, no, I guess he meant sappy love stuff...
P: Love...
A: It's not that hard, as long as you trust them.
P: Trust...
A: ...Echo...
P: Are they really what I lack?
A: That and like, evolving stuff. And prediction.
P: Are they keeping me from winning?
A: ...Sure, yeah, go with the love and trust stuff.
P: I- I just don't understand.
A: It's okay. Just go pick on someone else.
P: But it's not going to end here. Not now. Not because of this.
A: :x
P: I won't give up my dream of becoming the world's best Pokemon trainer!
A: okayash. Good luck with tha- oh, he left already... Finally.
Now we have a director to save...
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Newbark Town- DaQiao the Quilava- lv 25
[s]Route 29- Sentret
Route 46- Rokurolla the Geodude- lv 18[/s]
Cherrygrove City- Sauria the Gyarados- Lv 24
Route 30- #27 the Pidgeotto- lv 32
Route 31- TopPercent the Raticate- Lv 25
Dark Cave-
Violet City- Emerald the Poliwrath- Lv 33
[s]Sprout Tower- Rattata[/s]
Route 32- Snickety the Quagsire- Lv 31
Ruins of Alph- Serenity the Natu- Lv 22
[s]Union Cave- Geodude
Route 33- Rattata[/s]
Azalea Town- Stricken the Fearow- Lv 24
[s]Slowpoke Well- Soma the Zubat- Lv 21[/s]
Ilex Forest- Repentence the Gloom- Lv 25
[s]Route 34- Rattata[/s]
Goldenrod City- Turquoise the Vaporeon- Lv 33
Route 35- FemmeFatale the Nidorino- Lv 18
Route 36- Moon'sDoom the Noctowl- Lv 21
National Park- Paperweight the Caterpie- Lv 14
[s]Route 37- Pidgey
Ecruteak City- Pineco
Burned Tower- Rattata
Route 42- Mareep[/s]
Mt. Mortar- Mina the Crobat- Lv 33
Mahogany Town- Julia the Electrode- Lv 23
Route 38- Lithion the Magneton- Lv 33
Route 27- Tentacool
Route 39- Magnemite
Olivine City- Magikarp
Route 40- Broken Opal the Starmie- Lv 32
Route 41- Social Down the Tentacool- Lv 25
Cianwood- Shuckie the Shuckle- Lv 20
Route 47- Queengler the Kingler- Lv 22
[s]Cliff Cave- Tentacool[/s]
Safari Zone- TigerLily the Seaking- Lv 25
Lake of Rage- Sauremix the Red Gyarados- Lv 30
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