Help me! My spleen has fallen! And it can't get up!
...Ahahaha...
Anyways.
I seem to be missing an AmethystStorm. I can't find him anywhere. I'm starting to think I accidentally flushed him down the toilet, or something.
I'm offering an award of $2 for anyone who can impersonate or find him for me. Cuz now I haven't anyone to love, until I get AmethystStorm back...
I'm sad, because I can't find him... And I love him so much...
But if he did flush down the toilet, I don't want him back. He'll be all gross. Just... Wash him for me. He likes warm water with all sorts of bubbles in it. He likes to eat the bubbles; That's probably why he has some sort of learning disability: DOWNSYNDROME.
His favourite food is food from dumpsters. I found him in the trash, so once a trashpup, always a trashpup.
And he really likes cats for some reason... I don't know what it is... Maybe it's because they're SO much more prettier than dogs... Ugh. Dogs... So gross.
Anyways. Thanks for finding him, if you can.
REWARD: $2
NOT $20, NOT $200, NOT $200,000 [color="#FF0000"]JUST $2.[/color]