Maelstrom

combine them and make peach burgers. start selling them to the people that like pineapple pizza, get rich, then buy actually good food. boom.

I don't think Peach Burgers would relate to Pinapple Pizza. Peachs and Pineapple aren't sweet in the same way. Peaches are fully sweet, while Pinapples have jsut enough bite in them that it doesn;t totally ruin the Pizza. ((it's the tang that makes it fit kinda.)) I personally don't like Pinapple pizza much, but it sounds thousands of times better than putting a Peach on a burger.

RIP business model, 2015-2015. We'll bury you next to that failed joke attempt. OH WAIT