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Maelstrom

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  1. Tale of Hypno abducting a kid in that haunted house. They're doing it right.

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Imagine if you ran into a Raticate in real life? THAT would scare the shit out of people.

    2. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Also, why would you scary face a TORKOAL? Even if it DIDN'T have white smoke, have you SEEN TORKOAL'S BASE SPEED?!?!?! Silly wild raticate.

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      And why does a haunted house that mentions Darkrai give you an item that gets you Cresselia instead of Darkrai? Stupid.

  2. /d tried to eat a pretzel but it went down the wrong pipe. <- almost true story courtesy of G. W. Bush. /d added water to acid instead of acid to water. /d jumped off Charizard bridge. /d stayed out past dark near Opelucid. /d said 'bloody mary' 3 times in the mirror with the lights off. (on second thought, this one will give me nightmares) /d didn't use the boost to make it through.
  3. It would be funny if it wasn't infuriating instead.
  4. 2 years? That stretching it, ain't it? =P Welcome back. Use some restraint, yes?
  5. I hand't realized there were THAT many Tales of games.
  6. If you haven't seen the 4th episode of Forward Unto Dawn, you should slap yourself and fix it right away.

  7. I vote Don Trevo. The ferris wheel ride was fun until she was all tmi about her sweating a lot during the ride. >_<
  8. http://www.tumblr.co...fore=1321676127 http://t0.gstatic.co...OwkrAo-K7XTXfXA
  9. After wandering around that eletrict cave BS, I found a lot of N's pokemon: his ferrothorn, his klink, his boldore, his joltik. Asshat was throwing away friends left and right back in B/W. Got to Skyla's town/gym with pokemon between 33 and 36. If you're working on EV's, then you ought to look into improving join avenue. a lot fo the different shops work on adjusting EV's. most start off with basic friendliness-inducing services, but then you reccommend thema bit to the right customers and then they really start working to raise EVs for stats, or even raise a pokemon's level. The massage place likes to lower speed ev's which is pretty good for my torkoal, so yeah. Good to hear the lucky egg appears before it becomes obsolete. >>
  10. Your team? Random? BS. Each one of those on their own is enough to give entire teams problems if used correctly. But why Aerodactyly would have rest... I've no idea.
  11. Still doesn't anser my question, senior troll.
  12. Hi, LotS. Welcome to the randomness. Monkey himself is pretty new himself, so I'm glad he could reccommend us to you. If your avy and intro is any indication, you're probably pretty awesome. Have fun, do things, etc, etc, etc.
  13. I swear, you're doing this to make me hate you. Anyways, long time no see, Geo. WB. The hell you been up to?
  14. If you'd done the memory link thing and run into that breeder at the very first pokemon center, you coulda been catching N's joltik. He might have had something else in there too, but Galvantula would be boss if his joltik had compound eyes instead of unnerve. >>
  15. How to choose a wife: hit her with all your love, your anger, and all your sorrow. If she still has at least 1hp left, marry her.

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      SHININGGGGGG WIFEBEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    2. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      i'm sorry that was in horrible taste

  16. How the hell are YOU rich? *raises eyebrows* *imagines geo walking the streets at night and then decides he doesn't want to know*
  17. 10/10 Definitely some of the best pokemon art I've seen.
  18. Maelstrom

    Banned

    Banned because cokelderp the destroyer. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhlkjglkjakljfklsdjflka
  19. Maelstrom

    Banned

    Banned for all the legendaries on your trainer card. >>
  20. That's what they all say. So accordingly, I'm expecting you back at a later date, so no way this is a good bye. but see ya laters
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