Maelstrom

The List of things I want in/around my Dream House: -Movie theater style entertainment room: surround sound system projector system complete movie, series, etc library pop corn machine soda fountain snack bar - Hot tub - outdoor/indoor pool(s) - secret rooms and passages -spiral staircase -slide(s) from higher floors to lower/ground floors. - a room dedicated to souvenirs from wherever the hell I've been. - a room dedicated to posters and art. - wet bar in the theater room/by hot tub/ lounge/etc - study with complete library - a waterfall - a wall of my favorite sayings/platitudes/etc. - telescope/observatory area on the roof - a room dedicated to pictures of family, friends, and other good times. - lounge: comfy couches, luv sacs, sound system. - lazer tag/paint ball/ capture the flag range complete with miniature lookout/sniper towers and battlements. - small personal gym and wrestling room. - trophy room - moat for lulz - giant bedroom with king size bed, walk in closets, fancy bathroom, shag carpeting. - water slides for my pools

=D About time, haha. Gengar, cuz so shady. ninja'd Ludiculo

Two weeks in the hand now is worth one semester in the future-bush? And let's not forget kitty either. Who else is up there anyways?

Never Say Never- The Fray just changed to Her Diamonds- Rob Thomas

Meloetta, cuz duh.

Ame, I should be visiting you guys in Colorado for Halloween/post-deployment block leave, right? Better start dropping souvenir hints while you can. And you'd better help make sure Saya will make it through her situation so she can be there when I come by. Maybe I'll get Wolf something too... MAYBE.

Leadership is too used to getting their way all the time, and joes are trained not to say no, even when they need to. FU army, FU.

Granted, she does but she doesn't care. Ouch. I wish leadership would realize that shit takes time.

Porygon cuz Zircon.

Counter to Skarm Blissey: Alakazam with magic guard and life orb Alakazam will wear both down real quickly with focus blast, even with blissey's spc def. Use encore to keep skarmory trying to set up spikes that won't hurt alakazam anyways, thanks to it's ability. Use encore on blissey when it uses anything other than seismic toss. Toxic will not damage alakazam in the slight and will actually help, since it can't be put to sleep or paralyzed now. Even if it softboils, you can make it use up its pp with encore, lower spec def either psychic or focus blast and/or wait for a critical hit. Or switch in something physical to set up and prep to beat the stuffing out of it when it stops trying to heal itself at full health. Both walls are slow, so you have every chance to encore either one into repeating the same useless move over and over.

Not gonna lie. I want the sex AND the romance. But I'll settle for sex for now. Gotta have choices before you can be picky. ;P When you're trying to work on something that takes quite a bit of time, and then someone comes by and needs you to work on something else right now. Rinse and repeat like 20 times in the same day.

SUCH BIAS! Ah well, I had to make a quick decision last week and stuff. Booked a hotel in Tokyo, Japan for 14 nights. Gonna be near the famous fish market and not to far from Akihabara. I definitely gotta take those bullet trains and travel everywhere though.

So guys really mean it when they call you their Shorty.

He sure as hell ain't ugly. You'll have to wait another 9 months or so before I can update my pic. But they should be mostly just me in my uniform and stuff anyways.

You do, but due to inflation, you still can't afford anything. I wish for this deployment to be over with already.

Lost Harmony Among People, from the Ys 7 soundtrack

Jigglypuff

Wish granted. But now you've met someone more attractive in every possible way who has a crush on you right after you've started dating your crush.

Granted. They're now the ruling class of animals who catch humans in people balls and make them fight in gladiator coliseums. But at least we're all friends. I wish legit shiny pokemon weren't so rare.

*gives Ikaru a handshake* I understand you, bro.

Aw, you're too kind, Edge. You sir, are the imperial empoleon. At least while you have that avy.

Granted, but no one, not even Brentalfloss likes it. I wish I had such mundane concerns as my hair being a mess.

Pantslizard Scrafty for the eminem hoodrat