Maelstrom

That coincides with my question, n8. Why the F is Blastoise the "shellfish" pokemon?! It's not a goddamn fish!!!! Much less a shellfish like Cloyster. Hardcore WTF. I'm putting my money on retardedly lazy translators. I agree with the assessment that bug type is kinda retarded and is there mostly to make it seem like something is balancing out overpowered types.

authy be slipping up. letting it mute people while they're there, and then not turning it on when they're off. I tell ya, mods these days... *grumble, grumble*

Bitch shoulda just picked it them up and put them in his bag ealier. Like when he supposedly found them. >> Foureyes was studying a wall with his terrible eyesight and probably noticed the fossils when he turned and heard you coming. And then got greedy. Thinking back on it, if that really happened to me, I would have taken both of em after he attacked me like the jealous maniac he is. /ragefornoreason

Until now, i had no idea which version. oh wait, i still don't. while i like all the white version exclusives... I like being able to beat the pants off more trainers on a regular basis. for experience and money and whatnot. Ridiculous, really. >>

Imma be lazy and lame and not look for DA pics for these yet. I'm not sober enough. >> [b]1. The age you will be on your next birthday:[/b] 25. Holy shit, a quater of a century. umm... respect your elders. [b]2. A place you'd like to travel:[/b] Japan. duh. [b]3. Your favorite place:[/b] in the water, i suppose... [b]4. Your favorite object:[/b] womenz? [b]5. Favorite food:[/b] meat. followed by ice cream and other sweets [b]6. Your favorite animal:[/b] Turtle. Surprised? Then you don't know me at all. [b]7. Your favorite color:[/b] Cerulean. [b]8. The town/state/etc in which you live:[/b] Alaska, atm. [b]9. Name of past pet:[/b] PAST pet? Topaz. [b]10. A dream come true:[/b] Actually having had the girl i wanted, even if it didn't workout. [b]11. Your nickname/screenname:[/b] Maelstrom/Mael/Soul/Jake/JD [b]12. Middle name:[/b] Michael, after the angel that defeat Satan in combat. Cool, i guess. [b]13. Favorite Smell:[/b] a lit match [b]14. Bad habit of yours:[/b] procrastination [b]15. Your first job:[/b] lifeguard [b]16. Favorite Movie:[/b] couldn't say [b]17. What are you doing right now?[/b] watching Tombstone. [b]18. Whats The Weather Like?[/b] Indecisive. It's warm in the afternoon, then freezing fucking cold in the mornings and evenings. No really, it hurts my face when i walk in the mornings. [b]19. Favorite Sport:[/b] Soccer. Probably cuz i feel I did the best in soccer than any other sport i've done. [b]20. Favorite Music/Style/Band:[/b] unknown.

Myself, imma guess manly battle scars, but those would be proud to bear... so I dunno. =(

My comp was pretty much completely disabled by a virus. So life kinda sucked. Now I have to thank my inoperable battery that let me open up safestart and restore from a save point back in january. YAY /gruntbirthdayparty-esque cheer. So yeah, sometimes i'm amazing when i'm drunk, and if nothing untoward happens, this will definitive proof. Still drunk btw and I love you all. Except Titania. Still. Anyhoo, wish me luck... and sorry I blamed you kajj, but there's an incident before-hand that leads me to believe it wasn't you.

[quote name='Tinkeryit' post='11198' date='Feb 22 2011, 12:28 AM']There is a disturbing lack of me in the Highlights. Work on that.... : D[/quote] I'm pretty sure I've never been in the highlights. Ever. oh wait, it was a sidenote about titania saying something to me about Squid. woohoo. =/

Bant for that TF2 crossover in your avy. TF2 can suck mah plasma grenades. And mah claymores.

you shaved the mexican 'stache!

That's cool. My death probably includes a gruesome car-wreck or bits and pieces from an ied. I wish mine included some badass, scythe-wielding ninja. D=

Are we gonna make this a series as you rewatch Disney classics? If so, I insist you do Lion King next. As for him not being himself on the magic carpet ride... I think he was. Just everything leading up to it was him being retarded. Then he slips and gives it away with the "Do you trust me?" line, he reverts to 'himself' as he and jasmine have a good time flying off to places he couldn't have possibly ever seen before himself (so how does he know they're good date spots?) unless he makes lots of detours from that oasis where he was made a prince. phew, long sentence. Still 'himself' his guard is down and jasmine nails him. um, uncovers his lie. yeah, that has less inuendo.

BANT for using dragons. Be a man and use yer hands! D;<

BANT for changing your name to some random other name for no explained reason. >>

And what about synthesis for 2x Trolling abilities?

For the hell of it, I'd reccommend torkoal, and if my family hadn't lost all my ds pokemon games (pearl, platinum, and soul silver), I would have given you an egg for a Torkoal that would have hatched knowing eruption, EQ, fissure, and i forget what else (maybe it was stone edge). T-T

1. Technically. No one cares about technicalities. Ame can fuss all he wants. Everyone wants more leader-challenger interaction. 2. she is a bitch. fact of life. The level varies, of course. 3. her avy disturbs me. 4. if we didn't know she had issues before, it should be clear now. 5. Poetry- is several normal sentences spliced together by removing most of the words, and is then considered subtle and deep because those words are implied or because it's like a giant fill in the blank and you can fit whatever you like in there. 6. All that being said... keep chasing. =3 [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']haha, made ya'll look[/color]

Happy belated birthday from alaska. the lack of internet/time sucks. But you'd probably like it here. =P

Golbat* Wigglytuff Victreebel (though she reminds of Titania for some reason) SlowSis's? Dewgong Seadra Staryu Starmi Scyther Pinsir Tauros Evee Vaporeon Articuno** Moltres** Dragonair *** Dragonite** Mew Meganium*** Typhlosion Ariados Belossum Politoed Hitmontop** Blissey Grovyle * Combusken * Ludicula lol Gardevoir *** Breloom *** Hariyama Roselia ** Torkoal Crawdaunt Sharpedo*** Cacturn* Altaria Crawdaunt Claydoll Milotic *** Tropius Huntail*** Other clamperl evo Relicanth Salamence Deoxys Atk Empoleon *** Yanmega ** Giratina*** Cresselia*** Darkrai Wow so many, wtf. Either I have a wide variety of taste or... I dunno. I noticed 2 themes as I was choosing: elegance, athletecism.

Mael's Godzilla Feraligatr (M) @ Lum Berry Trait: Encourage EVs: 4 HP / 100 Atk / 52 Def / 100 SDef / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Dragon Dance - Ice Punch - Waterfall - Earthquake All this speed lets him outspeed a lot as is, and a mixture of defenses and attack will let him easily survive the one or more hits you'll take while setting up the DD for overpoweredness. Encourage is perfect for this guy, as it powers up its already power STAB Waterfall as well as his incredibly awesome anti- air/ground/dragon/grass ice punch. No chance of flinch or freeze anymore, but the target is probably dead anyways. Earthquake perfectly rounds out the move set to kill off those pesky electrics foes think will get the drop on him- with just one DD, he outspeeds anything that isn't boosted/scarfed as well. He especially likes switching in and setting up on fellow water types, the Lum berry lets him set up without having to worry about the usual killjoys- burn, parahax, confusion, toxic, and random freezes. Beware of Flo's broken spore/clear smog fungus. >>

yeah, list is still missing pokemon, methinks. Can't find Feraligatr...

Mael's Favorite Lead Ever Aerodactyl (F) @ Focus Sash Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd Hardy Nature - Stone Edge - Stealth Rock - Taunt - Ice Fang Taunt is a page I took from someone (Will?) that really screws up other leads. No stealth rock/spike/leech seed/sub bullshit for you! Stone Edge as totally awesome STAB high crit chance move that will hurt anything it hits. Stealth rock is worth suiciding this lead for, who makes excellent use of its focus sash as necessary. Ice fang does double duty screwing over dragons as well as a certain flying grass staller. With it's amazing speed and attack, it has proven worth it MANY times to save it after a sash-save to come back in later and sweep with just 1 hp left.

Semi-Bulky No Guard Atlas (Machamp) (M) @ Lum Berry Trait: No Guard EVs: 252 Atk / 148 Def / 108 SDef Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - ThunderPunch/ Ice Punch - Stone Edge - DynamicPunch - Earthquake Since so many things will outspeed this guy at max speed ev and nature anyways, I invested in defenses. Lum berry laughs at eager WoW users as you smack them silly. Rest is self explanatory power and type coverage. Ice punch is more useful against dragons, but dynamic punch usually does the job and thunder punch is a welcome weapon against water pokemon.

Mael's Gengar Gengar (M) @ Black Sludge Trait: Levitate EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Thunderbolt - Shadow Ball - Confuse Ray/ Hypnosis - Destiny Bond I sometimes put focus sash on it for use against faster/beef up opponents, to make sure destiny bond takes out their pest. Pretty standard, thunderbolt is just great with gengar's spc attack, and used to help cover my teams' terribleness against water types. Confuse Ray is a bit of a gamble, but it's great if you suspect a sucker punch.

I have swept teams with my spider, somehow. Same thing, cept... Thunder Wave instead of hp, and Lum berry instead of Life Orb. Paralyze helps with stalls. I used to run this with scarf, but it didn't actually need the speed boost and being able to choose between thunder and bug buzz has helped me rape teams. Energy Ball is like, I just put that on it today, so I don't know how well it'll work for me, but yeah. Better than the sucker punch that got no use.