Maelstrom

Yo, I'm heading out later today on a short roadtrip. You know, just 3.5 hours of driving. But I'd prefer to listen to comedy CD's to help keep me alert and entertained, so I'm looking for your suggestions for me to download. examples of comedy stuff I already have John Pinette- Show Me the Buffet Dat Phan- You Touch, You Buy Jim Gaffigan- Beyond the Pale I like Jeff Dunham and Gabriel Iglesias a lot but I'm already familiar with most of their material. Maybe I should go for some George Lopez and a new Jim Gaffigan one... Help me out, guys. After that, or even not, you can turn this into a stand up comedy thread full of suggestions and videos. Btw, here's a good start if you've never heard of Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias.

whoa there cowboy, that there nugget of wisdom is older than the hills. If I had a penny for every time it's ever been said, I'd be the richest person in ever. oh, time for my contribution, huh. haste makes waste don't count your chickens before they hatch don't put all your eggs in one basket a stitch in time saves nine a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down I love you I'm sorry stop, drop, and neigh neigh if the car is a rockin, you need to check to have the suspension checked. when hell reaches an overall temperature of 32 degrees farenheit or lower... Luke, I am the sperm donor. If at first you don't succeed, break down and pay a professional to do it right, you diy nut We like Ike. Pepperidge farm remembers. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, excepting in extenuating circumstances, like a hill or a tornado measure thrice, cut once look before you leap an apple a day has no effect on your currently scheduled doctor's appointment fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice... you're good. Do a barrel roll. Come with me if you want to live. Winter is coming.

I'm curious, why didn't it sell well in Japan? Were they just not interested in the entertainment industry setting?

There is only one clear answer.

Happy birthday, Caritas. I'm still gonna be more comfortable calling you Kuro. I'd have more to say but talking about emotions, condolences, and things aren't my strong point. and I've gotta run to meet up with people atm

it doesn't look much like a hedgehog. more like a fat pachirisu with a pikachu tail and lame triangles it tries to pass off as spikes. and disappointed it is normal/electric instead of ground/electric. I thought the fish would be water/fairy but it's water/psychic. and yeah, tapu koko looks interesting. It's like a bird head-helmet that splits apart to reveal the body and arms.

see you in a while, crocodile.

Possibly even dragon/poison. While not actually venomous, komodo dragons bite their prey once, and then the prey runs away... but soon die because of all the bacteria in its bite.

like a big old, traditional western flightless dragon? yeah, that'd be cool.

Yeah, you'd have to be shroom-faced drunk to be reading that dictionary. Good job.

King crab? Isn't that Kingler? If we're lucky, the volcanoes in the new region will give us a torkoal evolution. (not only would that be badass, eviolite torkoal would go to town) I suppose we could use a grasshopper. delelelewhoop~ is an interesting cricket, but not terribly good in play or design. Someone said a stingray earlier and I could roll with that. kinda surprised we don't have a literal fire ant yet. the more I think about it, the more durant seems like a megaman enemy.

The 4th of July is the holiday where everyone has backyard bbq parties. Burgers, hotdogs, steaks, ribs, corn, etc, etc. All the desired foods you can cook out on the grill, usually supplemented by sides and things from guests. All chased down with cold beer and sodas. yep,in stereotypical American style, we celebrate with food Depending on what state or what part of the state you live in, having your own small bit of fireworks might be illegal (mostly depends on how dry the climate is). Most cities/towns put on their own fireworks somewhere. If there's a baseball or football game that night, the stadiums will usually have their own impressive fireworks display after the game. We used to go to the baseball game for the hotdogs and fireworks for some 4 of July's. They always played this song during the display. People sit on their roofs or find spots throughout the city where they can get a good view of the fireworks. Idk if anybody typically gets the whole day off, but at the very least people get off work early for it. I know we merely got off work an hour or so earlier than usual when I was in the Army. hmm, there aren't any state specific holidays that I know about.

by all accounts, wendigo is like a winterized bigfoot. Aka, an abominable snowman, aka abomasnow. I don't see how a platypus pokemon would really differ much from psyduck though. tbh, gamefreak is terrible with mammals/normal types. zigzagoon was fine... and then linoone happened. beavers are interesting, but then they gave us derpy bibarrel sentret and furret are tame/lame as hell. they turned a ferret into weeb kawaii awfulness. that is disproportionately huge. why does zangoose look like a furry who has been in too many barfights and not like a mongoose? (new mongoose is way more legit, btw) jigglypuff. enough said. clefable. also enough said. kinda lame that normal type pretty much only means hp in pokemon terms. look at ursaring, chansey, snorlax, miltank, etc. or just... completely underwhelming. persian, raticate, granbull, purrugly, etc. slow start, truant. cough. The only normal type I ever enjoyed using was Stoutland. I've had enough of GF and their cutesy bs too. they should have gone with those instead of gastrodon, swampellow, but GF is a group of terrible people with terrible taste. Masquerain, the evolution chain goes from weaker, general form to tougher. so yeah, smaller bird into a falcon. A woodpecker into a delicate wading bird would be like taking a step backward in that respect to my eyes.

But they really are ancient as far as reborn goes. except maybe swims. I forget how early he came into the picture, but certainly not as early as the other two. But they were all pretty involved in the league, where I was not. So don't go bugging me.

Gaming experts agree that Tokyo Mirage Sessions should have had multiple Fire Emblem persona per character. And that Itsuki is more like Marth but they gave him Chrom, while Tsubasa is more like Sumia, but they gave her Caeda.

Wishing they'd remake/remaster DW3....

This isn't actually funny, but you'll see what I mean.