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Hai, Erick here again with some mad scientist thing I did. Yes it seems stupid on the surface, but when you think about it, it's pretty sexy. This isn't a full team, just a little idea. Shelmet (M) @ Eviolite Trait: Hydration EVs: 180 HP / 76 Def / 252 SDef Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk) - Acid Armor - Baton Pass - Bug Buzz - Toxic Hey look it's Shelmet. So you know it's gonna be a rain team. Once he's out; you do the usual Shelmet things. Acid Armor to +6. Seeing how not many things can actually stop Shelmet once he starts boosting, it shouldn't be a problem. Then you Baton Pass to who? Chansey (F) @ Eviolite Trait: Natural Cure EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SDef Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Aromatherapy - Seismic Toss - Toxic - Softboiled AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! NO NO NO! IT'S UNHOLY! Yes, it is. Chansey is a monster once it gets started. After some testing, I saw that it takes 28% damage from a Lucario's Close Combat and 26% damage from a Scizor's Superpower. In other words, Chansey can start taking hits to the face and start laughing at them. Now I'm gonna leave it here for y'all to criticize.

[img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/107.gif[/img] Hitmonchan (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Iron Fist EVs: 76 HP / 180 Atk / 252 SDef Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Drain Punch - Mach Punch - Bulk Up - Ice Punch / Stone Edge What's this? It's a fucking mini Conkeldurr, that's what. It has a little less attack, but it definitely makes up for it in Special Defense. So now, this follows the same premise as Conkeldurr. Bulk Up until you feel comfortable. After that the rape train can start rolling. Another thing that sets Hitmonchan apart from durp is Iron Fist. Meaning that all of the moves on this set get a small boost in power. That's some nice shit. Chan makes a decent sub for durp when used correctly.

[img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/445.gif[/img] - Beast. He's supposed to be able to fly too, so that's a bonus [img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/472.gif[/img]- My favorite. Tied with another Pokemon for that spot [img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/087.gif[/img]-DEWWGONGGONGGONG ♥ [img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/073.gif[/img]- I love it. It's so raw. [img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/530.gif[/img]-Same as Tentacruel. [img]http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/248.gif[/img]- This thing smashes mountains for pete's sake. Need I say more?

Drowzee (M) @ Eviolite Trait: Insomnia / Inner Focus EVs: 216 HP / 252 Def / 40 SAtk Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Psyshock / Psychic - Grass Knot / Wish - Shadow Ball Drowzee es #1 Tapir, no? huehuehue. Unfortunately, this set was inspired by the other tapir Pokemon. (You know, that fat one with the flowers. ugh) Drowzee suffers from some major ailments. Namely no useful abilities. You can go from Insomnia (yay I'm safe from the Breloom that'll never get sent out against me), or Inner Focus (Yay the Non-existent NU Jirachi isn't gonna stop me). The second being that pitiful Special Attack. qq. Well, Calm Mind sorta helps that. 'Cept not really. "So then what's the big deal about this elephant thing?" Easy. Dat ass special bulk. That's where I got the idea for this set from. I noticed that like the tapir who shall not be named, Drowzee has some pretty sexy special bulk. Eviolite only helps it's case here. The defense boost isn't exactly anything to scoff at either. So um. Boost with Calm Mind to make your bulk spectacular. After that do what he does best. TANK. Wish to heal if that's your kind of thing.

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Haunter (M) @ Eviolite Trait: Levitate EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Pain Split - Substitute - Shadow Ball - Disable This is a bulkier version of Sub Disable Gengar. ^That + Bulk mmkay?

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Sandshrew (M) @ Eviolite Trait: Sand Rush EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Swords Dance - Earthquake - Rock Slide - X-Scissor D'awwww. Look at the little baby Sandshrew. This set exactly the same as the standard Excadrill. Swords Dance when you can. After that dominate. Obviously, this isn't supposed to be in OU, so don't bother. In fact, I'm sure this thing would have to be LC or NU. 392 speed isn't very fast, but it's enough to get things done. So uh have fun killing things with this little snookem' wookem ~~~

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Mods are cleaning up shop. Deleting all the stupid posts. Making me look like I'm yelling at myself qq I'm not crazy, damn it!

Rule 25: Everyone is scared of Maractus. No exceptions.

Stop posting non-coherent things

That set is just..... awful. Secondly, if you don't have anything COHERENT to say, then you shouldn't post.

Don't post if you have nothing serious to say, okay?

Phazer, I actually came here to post a reply to your comment from last night. Then I see that you're trying to look cool by posting a picture over your post. Oh well. I'll do some more testing, and get back to y'all with my results.

You're joking, right, Phazer? I sure hope so. That has to be one of the most backwards assed things I've ever heard.

Wrong Hippowdon... I'll fix that right away.

Quoted the wrong post xd

Pop open the spoiler to see the RMT. It was a bit too big. Importable

You sir, are a horrible person.