Neo

Mael

[img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Animated%20GIF/BigSpeaker.gif[/img][img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Animated%20GIF/BigSpeaker.gif[/img][size=5][b][color=#fff]Drop The Bass[/color][/b][/size][img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Animated%20GIF/BigSpeaker.gif[/img][img]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Animated%20GIF/BigSpeaker.gif[/img] [b]At a Glance[/b] [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/407.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/560.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/080.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/380.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/472.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/195.gif[/img] [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/407.gif[/img] [Pole Dancer] @ Focus Sash Trait: Natural Cure EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Sleep Powder - Toxic Spikes - Leaf Storm - Hidden Power [Fire] My lead. I wanted something that could set up Toxic Spikes well, and give out hits if needed. Roserade was my girl. This was originally a TechniRade, but that wasn't panning out so well. I switched this, and haven't had very many problems. Natural Cure helps me avoid nasty statuses that could make or break the match (In the unlikely event that it comes down to Roserade) Toxic Spikes, so I can cripple to enemy team. I went with Leaf Storm, since I'd be switching out quite a bit. HP fire is for other grass types. [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/560.gif[/img] [Gangsta Rap] @ Leftovers Trait: Shed Skin EVs: 252 Atk / 100 Def Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Dragon Dance - Amnesia - Drain Punch - Crunch If you had asked me how much I liked Scrafty before making this team I would've told you I hated him. This guys bulk, and access to DD makes him ideal for this team. Dragon Dance was pretty much a given for me. I decided to go with Amnesia, because I wanted to ensure that he could take a few special hits without me worrying. It has yet to fail me. Drain Punch and Crunch are his main STABs. I decided to omit Ice Punch due to the fact that a boosted STAB Crunch should be enough to take out anything I'd use it against. [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/080.gif[/img] [MC Derpshell] @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 212 HP / 40 Def / 255 SDef Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk) - Scald - Slack Off - Flamethrower - Toxic [quote]The derpin'est bro this side of Texas. Slowbro can be one evil mofo. Scald because it's a pretty good STAB on bro, and the chance of a burn is always nice. Flamethrower to deal with Ferrothorn and Scizor. This dude's sheer bulk and access to Slack Off makes him an ideal wall. If I'm in a situation where I need to get something out of my face I can always count of Slowbro to Toxic stall them out of there[/quote] Still applies my friend. [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/380.gif[/img] [Strobe Light] @ Leftovers Trait: Levitate EVs: 48 HP / 108 Def / 100 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Recover - Dragon Pulse - Hidden Power [Fire] / Hidden Power [Fighting] Personally Latias is my favorite of the Eon twins. Her sweeping ability is only surpassed by her bulk. Once she gets up to around +3 chances are the opponent is a cooked goose. She'll tank your super effective hits, and make you hurt for it. If this team wasn't music/club based her name would be armored car. Calm Mind ensures that you'll be able to take special hits as well as deliver them. Recover for the obvious. Dragon Pulse is her best STAB. The Hidden Power is completely up to you. I went with HP fire, but if you want to hit Heatran go with HP fighting. [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/472.gif[/img] [Tequila] @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 208 Def / 56 Spd Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Protect - Swords Dance - Earthquake - Ice Fang As with Slowbro the same still applies. [quote]Gliscor. Oh sweet Gliscor. Why are you so amazing? Seriously this thing is a beast. Protect is to enusre that I can get that nice healing boost from Poison Heal, or if I need to see what the opponent is packing. Swords Dance boosts his already pretty decent attack. Earthquake, like I mentioned with Hippowdon, is the best STAB a ground type can ask for. Ice Fang is to deal with Landorus and other Ground Types. I was actually considering using something else, but I went with Gliscor for reliability and bulk.[/quote] [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/195.gif[/img] [Glow Stick] @ Leftovers Trait: Unaware EVs: 252 Def / 252 SDef Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Waterfall - Stockpile - Recover - Toxic My beautiful sweeper stopper. This thing laughs at every set up pokemon, and delivers a hit back with a derpy smile. Waterfall is one of its best STABs. I went with it over Earthquake, so I could make sure I hit flying types. Stockpile, so you laugh at sweepers even more. Toxic is to wear down the occasional wall. Bar Cradily most walls aren't gonna stop this dude. [img]http://peterbaxterafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Page-Divider.png[/img] Importable [spoiler]Roserade (F) @ Focus Sash Trait: Natural Cure EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Sleep Powder - Toxic Spikes - Leaf Storm - Hidden Power [Fire] Scrafty (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Shed Skin EVs: 252 Atk / 100 Def Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Dragon Dance - Amnesia - Drain Punch - Crunch Slowbro (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 212 HP / 40 Def / 255 SDef Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk) - Scald - Slack Off - Flamethrower - Toxic Latias (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Levitate EVs: 48 HP / 108 Def / 100 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Recover - Dragon Pulse - Hidden Power [Fire] Gliscor (M) @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 208 Def / 56 Spd Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Protect - Swords Dance - Earthquake - Ice Fang Quagsire (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Unaware EVs: 252 Def / 252 SDef Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Waterfall - Stockpile - Recover - Toxic[/spoiler]

More Contests. Lots of Art. Ponies.

Banned because tomorrow is my birthday

[i]Sand. Easily my favorite weather. Before I've made some pretty run of the mill sand teams, but this one is my most original idea. It's served me quite well, and has surprised the majority of people who have faced it. So without further ado I present to you: [/i] [img]http://i9.glitter-graphics.org/pub/1065/1065689dewp15s6hu.gif[/img] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] At a Glance: [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/450.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/598.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/080.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/472.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/530.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/556.gif[/img] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/450.gif[/img] @ Leftovers Trait: Sand Stream EVs: 180 Atk / 252 Def / 76 SDef Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Earthquake - Ice Fang - Slack Off - Stealth Rock [i]Every sand team needs a weather inducer. I chose Hippowdon for bulk. It has always done a great job of tanking super effective hits, and dishing them right back. Earthquake for the obvious reasons. (Best Ground STAB available) Ice Fang to take care of the dreaded Gliscor/Landorus/Anything that I can use it on. Chances are this thing won't fail you if you're in a battle of the bulk. Just avoid burns and it'll be fine.[/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/598.gif[/img] @ Rocky Helmet Trait: Iron Barbs EVs: 124 HP / 164 Def / 220 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Curse - Leech Seed - Gyro Ball - Power Whip [i]This dirty ball of steel wool and weeds used is absolutely amazing. Leech Seed for the obvious trolling reasons. Gyro Ball and Power Whip are this things best STAB moves. Normally I go with leftovers on Ferrothorn, so it can stay out longer, but I went with rocky helmet because it can inflict extra damage that is always valuable when you're trying to get physical threats out of there. After one or two Curses (pending on the opponent's pokemon) Gyro Ball is going to pack a mean punch. [/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/080.gif[/img] @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 212 HP / 252 Def / 44 SDef Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Scald - Slack Off - Flamethrower - Toxic [i]The derpin'est bro this side of Texas. Slowbro can be one evil mofo. Scald because it's a pretty good STAB on bro, and the chance of a burn is always nice. Flamethrower to deal with Ferrothorn and Scizor. This dude's sheer bulk and access to Slack Off makes him an ideal wall. If I'm in a situation where I need to get something out of my face I can always count of Slowbro to Toxic stall them out of there.[/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/472.gif[/img] @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 208 Def / 56 Spd Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Protect - Swords Dance - Earthquake - Ice Fang [i]Gliscor. Oh sweet Gliscor. Why are you so amazing? Seriously this thing is a beast. Protect is to enusre that I can get that nice healing boost from Poison Heal, or if I need to see what the opponent is packing. Swords Dance boosts his already pretty decent attack. Earthquake, like I mentioned with Hippowdon, is the best STAB a ground type can ask for. Ice Fang. Same reasons as Hippowdon. I was actually considering using something else, but I went with Gliscor for reliability and bulk.[/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/530.gif[/img] @ Air Balloon Trait: Sand Rush EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Swords Dance - Rock Slide - X-Scissor - Earthquake [i]Meet the "Kingdra of Sand". I probably wouldn't be able to call this a sand team if he wasn't here. His massive speed ensures he's going to out-speed any scarfed Pokemon while sand is in play. Swords Dance to boost his already MASSIVE attack. Rock Slide is for those pesky Flying types that wanna laugh at this earth-bound drill. X-Scissor bro annoying bulky dark types *cough* UMBREON *cough* and Earthquake for the aforementioned reasons.[/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] [img]http://pokebattlecenter.net/Deity/ermt/sprites/556.gif[/img] @ Leftovers Trait: Storm Drain EVs: 104 HP / 100 Def / 252 SAtk / 48 Spd Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Giga Drain - Cotton Guard - Substitute - Spikes [i]While some of you are looking at me like I'm crazy let me explain. Has done far more than its fair share around here. Giga Drain is for healing + decent STAB. Cotton Guard is to boost this thing already decent defense. Substitute helps me set up. Spikes started out a filler, but ended up becoming a main stay. Maractus' access to Storm Drain means I can switch in on an impending super-effective water attack an benefit. Even with Ice Beam Kingdra fears this s.o.b. He'll laugh at your rain team, and set up before you know it. Fear the underrated cactus![/i] [img]http://chronicler.atlantia.sca.org/images/divider-cron.gif[/img] I'll be adding a threat list in a bit. Importable [spoiler]Hippowdon (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Sand Stream EVs: 180 Atk / 252 Def / 76 SDef Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Earthquake - Ice Fang - Slack Off - Stealth Rock Ferrothorn (M) @ Rocky Helmet Trait: Iron Barbs EVs: 124 HP / 164 Def / 220 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Curse - Leech Seed - Gyro Ball - Power Whip Slowbro (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 212 HP / 252 Def / 44 SDef Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Scald - Slack Off - Flamethrower - Toxic Gliscor (M) @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 244 HP / 208 Def / 56 Spd Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Protect - Swords Dance - Earthquake - Ice Fang Excadrill (M) @ Air Balloon Trait: Sand Rush EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Swords Dance - Rock Slide - X-Scissor - Earthquake Maractus (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Storm Drain EVs: 104 HP / 100 Def / 252 SAtk / 48 Spd Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Giga Drain - Cotton Guard - Substitute - Spikes[/spoiler]

Banned for demanding a reason.

Judge.

I'll join A certain poketmonster named Dewgong, or you know control over a certain server

When you're mom constantly bitches at you about going to college knowing that I can't go until next year :I

[u][b]#87 Dewgong[/b][/u] Abilities: Thick Fat, Hydration, Ice Body +Curse, Slack Off, Megahorn, Earthquake [font=Helvetica, Arial,]+25 Special Defense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥[/font] [u][b]#131 Lapras[/b][/u] Abilities: Water Absorb, [b]Solid Rock[/b], Hydration +Recover, Earthquake, Icicle Crush, Heal Bell [u][b]#334 Altaria[/b][/u] Abilities: Natural Cure, Cloud Nine, [b]Regenerator[/b] +Heal Bell, Reflect, Light Screen, Whirlwind, Wish, Hypnosis, U-Turn [font=Helvetica, Arial,]+15 Special Defense[/font] Holy shit. I love these guys.

Banned because I'm too sexy for this shirt. So sexy it hurts.

I would be careful with the agility in rain. If you encounter a Swift Swimmer you my friend are screwed. T-wave might work better in rain. That way you cripple Swift Swimmers. Since even at 450 you aren't going to touch any SS pokemon. You are also lacking EVs on the mixed recovery.

You can count me in.

Banned because "Owen" backwards is "newO" You most certainly are not a new letter.

Got bored decided to do this, and add snarky commentary. Rowan- My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me "the Pokemon Professor" ???- Isn't that longer than your name? Rowan- Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? ???- I was 10 years old before this too??? Rowan- If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it. ???- Cool Story Bro. Rowan- This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as "Pokemon" ???- Alright. The author of this is getting bored, I'm going to fast forward through your ramblings. Rowan- *Continues meaningless ramblings* Rowan- Now, why don't you tell me a little but about yourself? ???- I will if you tell me where the hell we are. Rowan- Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? ???- You can't tell....I'm not Amethyst you know. Rowan- All right, so you're a boy? ???- Hooray for pointing out he obvious. Rowan- Tell me, what is your name? ???-..... So you invite me here, and didn't bother to ask me my name. Nate btw. Just call me N8. Rowan- Your name is N8? N8- =_= Sure. Rowan- OK... So, you're N8? N8- How many times do we need to go over this? Rowan- A fine name that is! Now, this boy here... I believe he's your friend. N8- So you got two of us O_O Rowan- What might his name be? N8- Penis. Vagina. Bitch. Something Vulgar. Rowan- Okay, so his name is Andy. Rowan- All right, N8, the time has come. N8- Oh god. I knew you were gonna rape me. Rowan- Your very own tale of a ground adventure is about to unfold. /me used ramble *shrink machine* N8- WTF!!! I'M LIKE TWO PIXELS TALL! Andy- There you are! N8- =_= How did you escape the rapists lair? Andy- *Random talking about meaningless TV show* /me used ADHD /me ran outside N8-..... I walked outside wary of any kidnappers. I didn't want a repeat of 10 minutes ago. As I'm walking around the town I call home, I'm reminded of how fast I want to get the hell away from this place. N8- I like how there are four houses, but easily more than 10 people here. As I walked up to Andy's front door I am smacked in the face by something. N8- OH NO NOT AGAIN Dx Andy- What was that about? Oh HEY N8! *Goes off topic* /me used run /me forgot something I walked into Andy's house, and felt a sudden wave of pleasure. My house looked waay better than his piece of crap Upon entering Andy's room I feel as if I had just caught him fapping. Andy- Oh hey N8! I'll be waiting on the road! It's a P10 million fine if you're late! N8- Da fuck? Apparently it is physically impossible to run right now, so I'm stuck walking. Andy- All right! Let's get moving on to the lab. .... ... /me used run into the grass All you have to do is scoot. Surely there isn't more than one Pokemon per patch of grass. ???- HOLD IT! N8- It's you! You're the one who abducted us! Rowan- You two don't have any Pokemon;) Andy- ... ... Rowan- /me used walk away, and talk to self. Rowan- Lovey-dovey sappy Pokemon junk Andy- Right N8? N8- *lalalala* Oh-...Yeah sure whatever. ???- Professor Rowan. You left your briefcase at the lake! Rowan- Hai Dawn;) I'mma give these two some pokemon. Dawn- :T Why? Rowan- *Preachy ramblings* Go on! Open the briefcase, and choose a Pokemon! Andy- /me used omg spaz attack Knowing that I'd have to get a Pokemon sooner or later, I did some research on the starter Pokemon for my region. I already knew what I wanted. Turtwig, since it will evolve into a ground type. Andy- Lol grass? I'll choose fire! /me used unfair advantage Rowan- *Preaching* Kbai Dawn- Let me pass. (Move bitch get out the way♪ Get out the way bitch get out the way♪) Andy- *Oogling the Prof* I challenge you N8!!! N8- Sure w/e. I could use some exp fodder. Chimchar used leer! Turtwig used withdraw! (Trololololo) Chimchar used leer! Turtwig used tackle Andy- WHAT? My Pokemon actually got hurt from being tackled? N8- No shit sherlock. Chimchar- /me continues leer routine Turtwig used tackle! Chimchar fainted! Turtwig gained 69 exp (lolol) Andy- *Being a good sport* So ends chapter 1. [quote]Current Team Turtwig- Level 6.[/quote]

I like how my post was deleted, even though it had no bad intention or anything...

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Ah very nice Kajj. I completely forgot about my Overworld sprite project until now. Thanks broskie.

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Ninjask.

[color=#800080]Happy birthday squid wife.♥[/color]

Entered as you already know.

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Hey guys. I love you all so much, but I really think that it is time that this ninja, TROLLED YOUR ASSES [img]http://everysecondunique.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/trollface1.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvpq3j3t71qafrh6.gif[/img] and for you Minecraft lovers :3 Kbai Love you♥♥♥♥♥ [img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/262/4/c/troll_faic_by_arshur_platypus-d4ad1n6.png[/img]

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