Real answer time:
To put it simply:
You're no better than the dick you claim that I am.
tl;dr:
You're a bitch. You expect everyone and everything to be to your liking. If you don't get your way, you throw a fit like Mike Tyson at a god damn buffet that doesn't serve ears. You're constantly complaining about how everyone is soooo mean to you without you giving them the slightest reason to be mean to you, but your behavior shows quite the contrary. You're a narcissist, and you try to hide it in the worst way possible.
To top it off, you're an opportunist. You only tried to be my friend in an attempt to get me to buy you a Lux skin. Next time you call me a dick, look in the mirror.