Ysera

During our breakup, I asked her if there was something she wasn't telling me. She said yes. I asked what. She wouldn't tell me no matter how much I asked. I wish she had lied and said no.

I SHALL NO LONGER BE CONFUSED WITH SILVER. ALSO I DREAM AND THE WORLD TREMBLES.

EternalEnvy just bought a Divine Rapier at TI5.

After trying to log into SMT: IMAGINE a couple times I find out the server's closed. Why.

Hey, welcome back to Janeane Garofalo's expedition.

Everybody's praising a mayor in my city for making bikeways. That's cool and all, but this is his second to last year and this is kinda the only thing he's done so far. No one comes to congratulate me and call me "Savior" because I pay my taxes because it's kinda what I'm already supposed to be doing.

Hard to care if you're a kid or a squid when your face's all splattered with orange.

hey b0ss, b0ss pls

Alright, that's it, ****-*****-man! Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Sureyoucan!

Smooth McGroove is my spirit animal.

A ILHA DA RAINHA DA MORTE

Happy new years in advance! I'm in Brussels and won't be around the hotel to tell you guys that when "the ball drops". Have a nice 2015!

GUESS WHO'S IN HOLLAND '\o\ IoI /o/'

I spend so much time out of dota and my first game is a 60 minute 3v5 where we only lasted that long because i was a centaur that got a viper's rapier

CLG is always getting some lube-less penetration with Riot's fines, geez

GUYS I DRANK EXPENSIVE COFFEE LIKE TWO MUGS AND IM DANCING TO EVERY SINGLE SONG I HEAR PLEASE SEND HELP BEFORE I TAKE OVER DREAMLAND

Hi guys, Mubarak's charges got cleared

A little too much opinionitis up in here. You guys been taking your medication?

TIL that if you can't actively change something you don't like, you can't complain about it, and if you do, it's legit for people to flak on you

Okay, I don't have a wise metaphor or analogy right now, so I'm just going to say straight up "Chill out. EVERYONE."

i wish i didnt lag on na, because then my kda would be perfect because i wouldnt have died to the fucking red brambleback. in both games

So I just hit level 12 on my smurf and apparently my MMR is 2142 according to op.gg??!?!?!

I think Ryan just saw some Riot Lyte posts and formed an opinion, heehee

Don't worry loves, cavalry's here!

T. Celestial vs Tarei game 3 was definitely the best game of hearthstone I've ever seen played in all the time it's been out