The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved. However, it was arguably unfair that Enigma had stolen the time warpers, and had looped the fabric of space-time, causing Dialga and Palkia to go and stop this, but Ikaru stopped Enigma's time-space powers.
"Give me your cookies of space!" said Ikaru, but he saw Gardevoir, owned by Will, and ran to the nearest phone and called 911, for Will was Radomus in disguise, and needed help opening this jar that everyone hated to open, so Ikaru used his giant eagle to utterly rip the lid to shreds, and then pushed the contents of the mentally challenged *insert Reborn member*'s chinchillas from space BACK to space! Then suddenly, an idiot with a pink dress called Light appeared, shooting laser beams which were powerless against Roo's Absol, who was overpowered by Explosms' Yanmega until Sucker Punch made him fart rainbow unicorns, and Vi's Tangrowth died from severe fire trauma, but luckily she had a tissue of stem cells, because