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WELCOME TO ORBITAL STATION #999 YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A POTENTIAL PARTICIPANT IN AN EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS THE NONARY GAME. IN THE NONARY GAME YOU AND 8 OTHER PLAYERS WILL TEAM UP IN ORDER TO SOLVE AND SURVIVE A SERIES OF ETHICALLY VERIFIED TESTS*. FOR YOUR SUCCESSFUL PARTICIPATION IN THE NONARY GAME YOU MAY EARN A REWARD OF UP TO $R9999 AND A DELICIOUS SELECTION OF CANDY**. RULES WILL BE EXPLAINED AT THE START OF THE SESSION. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT SESSIONS GENERALLY LAST AROUND 6-7 HOURS. A FULL COMMITMENT OF TIME AND ATTENTION IS EXPECTED AND NECESSARY. FAILURE TO PERFORM ADEQUATELY IN THE TESTS MAY RESULT IN DECAPITATION, ASPHYXIATION, EXTERMINATION, EXTRA-RADIATION, EXPLOSIATION, EVACUATION, SCANDALOUS RELATIONS, BODILY MANIPULATION, SPITEFUL RETALIATION AND/OR A SUDDEN GENERAL LOSS OF BEING-ALIVE-NESS***. WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR PARTICIPATION. *not all tests have been ethically approved. **candy will not be black licorice; we would never do that to you. ***list of potential side effect is not all inclusive.