WELCOME TO ORBITAL STATION #999
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A POTENTIAL PARTICIPANT IN AN EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS THE NONARY GAME.
IN THE NONARY GAME YOU AND 8 OTHER PLAYERS WILL TEAM UP IN ORDER TO SOLVE AND SURVIVE A SERIES OF ETHICALLY VERIFIED TESTS*.
FOR YOUR SUCCESSFUL PARTICIPATION IN THE NONARY GAME YOU MAY EARN A REWARD OF UP TO $R9999 AND A DELICIOUS SELECTION OF CANDY**.
RULES WILL BE EXPLAINED AT THE START OF THE SESSION. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT SESSIONS GENERALLY LAST AROUND 6-7 HOURS. A FULL COMMITMENT OF TIME AND ATTENTION IS EXPECTED AND NECESSARY.
FAILURE TO PERFORM ADEQUATELY IN THE TESTS MAY RESULT IN DECAPITATION, ASPHYXIATION, EXTERMINATION, EXTRA-RADIATION, EXPLOSIATION, EVACUATION, SCANDALOUS RELATIONS, BODILY MANIPULATION, SPITEFUL RETALIATION AND/OR A SUDDEN GENERAL LOSS OF BEING-ALIVE-NESS***.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR PARTICIPATION.
*not all tests have been ethically approved.
**candy will not be black licorice; we would never do that to you.
***list of potential side effect is not all inclusive.
