Yuki

glomping v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people.

WAIT HOW DID WE GET SO OFF TOPIC LOL

/wrist

Can we please trade lives please I'll sacrifice children.

Luckyyy. People are much more stingy around here..

LSD is acid x) aka Lucy

If anyone asks me about anything on the list, I'll explain why it's there as best I can.

There are a lot of them! Let's air them out, eh? Be warned, this list is liable to be added on to at any time, because it's hard to gather all of one's distaste into one conscious stream at once~ Bigots Homophobes Racists Spellcheckers that don't recognize "Homophobes" as a plural noun People who make harsh and fast assumptions (guilty of this myself) People who can't take a hint Online dating Loud people Obnoxious people Pushy people "Are you okay?" Not getting a joke Missing out on things People who try to connect to me emotionally People who ping me to say hi when I've been online for more than three minutes People who ping me when I ask them not to unless I'm needed My school My exorbitant body hair Clans People who relay private conversations without permission from other person People who turn lighthearted conversation into the deep kind When I get called out for a snarky remark When I'm out-snarked When I can't bow my way out of an argument, superior My mouth Internet tough guys Advertisers Getting bored of bootycalls Actually wanting to replace bootycalls with a legitimate boyfriend Not being motivated enough to work out Not being able to see my ribs anymore (I can if I suck in my gut, but...) People telling me what I want is unhealthy People who try to dissuade me from divulging in various drugs People who think weed is even an issue People who talk about weed when they don't know anything about it Kony 2012 The fact that people will take this list personally, probably. Acne The stupid-ass excuse for an alternative learning program that I'm forced into. (CEDSS) My parents keeping me more under their thumb than I'd like Most of the kids in CEDSS All of these being first world problems Glomping Hugging Not having enough money for another full G of weed Only having enough $ for one tab of LSD One tab of LSD not being enough to make anyone above the size of a toddler trip balls Having to step in as the supreme authoratative figure when others are silent or not present Looking like an ass for enforcing the rules Internet intimacy "Cybering" Not knowing how to remove my trainer card from under my posts Having to pause this to type up incident reports

BULLET! <3 Happiest celebration of your day of birth, happiest indeed! HAPPY BUTTDAYYYYY

Dominion isn't that bad! Break from life, really. Problem is, a lot of people (like myself) take advantage of the fact that you can't be held accountable for anything and have a lot of fun doing things we're not supposed to instead of trying to better ourselves. It seems silly now, but it's a looooot of fun while you're there c: Though yeah, the name is... self-defeating <w<

Bump! Finished my last entry. I'd stopped earlier because I had to leave but thereyago

I'm one of those people though D; Minus the athletics. I don't really PLAN on doing anything productive after hs anyways I guess so it all works out

Hello, internet! It's been what, seven days? Currently sitting next to Vonnegut the signature person, who told me not to be a bother while they work, and is currently singing "potato" to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. Sense. Anyways. Do you guys realize ho wmuch work I put into my journals? It's especially hard when it's been more than 2-3 days since my last entry. Like right now! So much has happened, and it's such a struggle to remember it all Okay, let's start. I typed up my last entry the morning of 4/20. Sickmen never showed up so I never got my Triple Cs... BUT! Met up with the group after school, downed half a bottle of theh tussin, and started walking towards Ryan's house with everybody. I wasn't technically invited but they said I wasn't smoking cuz it might be too much with the tussin. But when the tussin still hadn't kicked in 40some minutes later, (takes 30 minutes to an hour) they gave me a hit and Maggie shotgunned me. And then I bought the last of the weed for $3 and finished it out of the gravity bong, which really got me going I'll describe the experience for any of you who haven't robotripped before... I stood up, tried to step over the log, and gravity was intense enough to send me sprawling back down. My head was light and cloudy, and my head had a sort of tunnel vision in that I could only think on one thing at a time and it seemed like the normative thought processes we have where multiple thoughts fly around at once was beneath me. My senses were stronger, my mind relieved of the opressive weight of day to day life, and my body not as functional as usual. Someone patted me on the back, I fell, and it was the funniest thing I'd ever experienced. And so on. Ugh this half-period is going to end really soon so I'm going to have to pick this up later... Anywaysss. Then I started listening to some music using Maggie's earbuds and it was possibly the closest thing to a meditative state I've ever been in. It was amazing. And you know ho wmusic is always 10x better when you're high? This was the song I had on repeat. Orgasmic. OkayThen half the group left for a party (they had more weed and were renting out a hotel room) and I had to stay behind because my mom was picking me up in an hour. Roach and a few others stayed behind. Roach sat at a table and i sat at the one next to him, and he invited me to sit next to him. So I did. Then he puts his arm around me. I'm off my ass, but not so much to ignore where this is going. Now let me clarify that Roach is very unattractive, 2 years younger than me, and a total burnout. Not in my league, as elitist as that sounds. Then he says, "You know what I hate? When people making fun of me for being bi..." And then he snuggles up to me more and I say "Wow I love this song" and try to look like I'm tripping so hard that I'm oblivious so he'll back off. Bell just rang, I'll pick this up whenever I can. Back the next day AHAHAH << Is this the right size? mmihope. Okay so I'll try to just keep on keeping on with where I was at. Which is hard to do because I'm watching a movie in the other tab;; ANYWAYS; Wow yeah so I really had to replace the movie with some background music so I could focus on this. ANYWAYS FOR REAL THIS TIME;; This lady sat next to us 5 minutes later and we left, I forgot my backpack so she pointed it out and asked if we were okay, (I guess it was pretty obvious we were drugged up lol) and we were like yeahhhhh. Then 2 minutes later (we were sitting outside on the benches) she comes out and walks towards us, and gives Roach his hat back because he'd forgotten it and says, "Listen, are you two really okay? I'm a social worker, so sorry for intruding, I just can't help but to make sure you're fine." We were like yeah thanks for the concern we're all good and Roach and I commented on how nice she was when she left. Then Roach went home and my mom picked me up 20 minutes later and I played LoL with Matt and Tyler. I don't remember much outside of those major events, other than that it made me very happy and it was trippy as fuck c: Weekend. I forget. Ohyeah, I got in my first car accident My mom was driving, and of COURSE we had my brother and sister in the car << Idiot in front of us stopped cold at a yellow, we rear-ended him, 8000$ in damage to our car, but thanks to insurance, we only pay 500 >w> It was crazyyyy. Oh! And I visited Maddie in the hospital on Sunday Her mom phoned me up to say she was going back to dominion (mental hospital I was in thrice) and wanted me to visit her while she was still in the general hospital cuz I'm her best friend at Woodson. I brought her chocolate and we all ate pineapple pizza and when her parents/siblings left so we could talk freely I caught her up on things. IDK if she's going to long-term or not yet, and it's not MY decision anyways so I've no way to sway it. Anyways she's in dominion now so yeah. Uhmmm mondayyyy. Oh! I went to a concert My friend Ellie invited me and got the tickets for us online. Bowling for Soup! Also featuring: Patent Pending, Freshman 15, and Sandlot Heroes. It was great! We were frontstage, could literally prop ourselves up and touch the bandmember closest to us if we wanted It was awesomeeeee. I danced a lot! Then, Tuesday! Uhh. I don't remember. I know I talked about the concert a lot? Okay so backstory because I totally missed it earlier. Remember how I borrowed Maggie's earbuds on 4/20? Yeah, well they broke. They just weren't working So I texted her, and was like, "how much did those earbuds cost? I'll get you some $$ for a new pair." "like $25 :/" I'm like UHH BULL FUCKING SHIT THEY WERE 25 DOLLARS in my head but "kay" via text. So Monday I bought her some new earbuds for 10 damn dollars at walmart and they look the same they're just from a different company. I wrap them up in pink tissue paper and tie it together with a ribbon and write "To Maggie with <3" on the bottom. I've done it! I've come up with the perfect plan. The original ear buds were Skullcandy, and I know that though it's an expensive brand the tiny-ass earbuds are NOT 25 damn dollars. She was just trying to get some extra $$ off me for drugs. So I made it look like I put a lot of effort into the new pair, so she'd feel too guilty to ask me to give her the 25 for skullcandies. HA. It worked. Then I offered to share a G with her the next day to drive home the "Hark is nice" idea. Wed, Hottie didn't show up for school and of course Vonnegut decided to stay home and sleep, meanwhile Maddie's in dominion so I hung with the mainstream kids. After schoo' we got some weed and went to the woods, and fucking hell. This one guy had this tiny little gravity bong the size of a DS lengthwise, and definitely not as wide. I'm like lol this will dish out some pussy hits. NO, I WAS WRONG, SO WAS EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT THE SAME THING. The smoke just kept coming and I coughed for a bit, which isn't as typical for me anymore since I've become somewhat experienced. It was gooooooooooood. Nothing significant happened Thursday. Hottie was still out, apparently dodging ALP (Alternative Learning Program, AKA in-school suspension) which is funny as hell because the time he has to spend there is just going to stack up for truancy. Vonnegut was actually thereeee. Friday, I typed up the bit I'd already done before the bell rang! And then later, I went to the clinic because I'd been having stomach pains all day. Went back to class, and then to the clinic again because I was having trouble breathing. Grandma picked me up from school and I slept in her basement till my mom picked me up. I was gonna hang out with friends, DAMN YOU BODY! Saturday is today hi bye

Nooo! I'll miss you ;~; Please visit D: I hope everything comes together for you :c Don't blame you for trying to get things together, we can all empathize!