Dragonz996

DOUBLE BANNED ON YOU TWO FOR BREAKING THE RULES THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT

[quote](13:26:58) Dragonz996: WHO WANTS TO SEE NYU (13:28:39) +Ikaru: I heard Nyu once had awesome hair (13:28:45) Dragonz996: I haven't (13:28:50) Dragonz996: NYU, WAKE UP (13:28:51) +Ikaru: but I've never seen it or him :c (13:28:52) +Ashley: I heard Nyu could be possibly a sexy nerd (13:28:54) +Ashley: wait what (13:28:56) Dragonz996: WE NEED YOUR PICS (13:29:02) +Ikaru: ...kay I dunno about need (13:29:06) [TGD]Winter: I find Nyu attractive as the Pokemon cosplayer (13:29:07) [TGD]Winter: (Y) (13:29:15) +Ashley: I have a feeling Nyu'd be (13:29:17) +Ashley: sexy. (13:29:21) *** Saya Monoke hugs Ikaru. *** (13:29:33) Dragonz996: k these are going to "Messages to Nyu" (13:29:33) +Ashley: Nyu would be sexy and fuckable (13:29:35) +Ashley: like Ame's voice[/quote]

Good luck in the army Tempest. I'll save your spot as Electric Leader, so you'll still keep your duties when you return in September.

Banned for taking drugs

[Dual Screened Wall] Meganium (M) @ Light Clay Trait: Leaf Guard EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 176 SDef Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Light Screen - Reflect - Synthesis - Energy Ball 364 HP, 281 Def and 280 SDef. Together with Light Screen and Reflect, Meganium is a great wall. Light Clay increases the amount of time your screens stay up and Leaf Guard protects Meganium from stuff like Toxic. Synthesis can heal Meganium when its low on health and Energy Ball can help you decrease your opponent's health while hiding behind the screens.

[Banded Boxer] Hitmonchan (M) @ Choice Band Trait: Iron Fist EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Fire Punch - Ice Punch - Mach Punch - Drain Punch Iron Fist boosts the power of every single move in this set, together with Choice Band, you be KO-ing stuff. Fire Punch to take out Steel types and Ice Punch for Dragon and Flying types. Mach Punch provides you with priority to kill off dying Pokemon. Drain Punch heals Hitmonchan and together with STAB, Iron Fist and Choice Band boosts, Hitmonchan will be on the top of the mountain in no time

[I'm so awesome they made me a "Legendary Pokemon"] Arcanine (M) @ Expert Belt Trait: Intimidate EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Close Combat - Wild Charge - ExtremeSpeed - Flare Blitz 319 Attack and 317 Speed are decent stats for Sweeping. Intimidate cuts your opponent's Attack when you switch in, which means Arcanine wouldn't be in that much danger against other Physical Pokemon. Close Combat takes out Steel types that Flare Blitz can't, like Heatran. Wild Charge takes out Water types and Flare Blitz takes out Steel Pokemon, pity they have recoil damage though. ExtremeSpeed helps you kill off Pokemon on the verge of death, which makes your work easier.

[Wish your problems away~ Birdfighting 101] Xatu (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Magic Bounce EVs: 248 HP / 44 Def / 216 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Protect - Wish - U-turn - Zen Headbutt [quote]With its new Dream World Ability, Xatu can now deflect any non-damaging moves, meaning entry hazards and status ailments are no longer a threat. 333 HP and 308 Spd is pretty good for a Pokemon like Xatu.[/quote] If you don't wanna set up, then go with a Physical Xatu. U-turn helps you escape against possible threats and can also help in passing Wish to other Pokemon. Zen Headbutt has a chance of flinching your opponent's Pokemon, and has STAB too.

[Wish your problems away~] Xatu (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Magic Bounce EVs: 248 HP / 44 Def / 216 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Protect - Wish - Calm Mind - Psyshock With its new Dream World Ability, Xatu can now deflect any non-damaging moves, meaning entry hazards and status ailments are no longer a threat. 333 HP and 308 Spd is pretty good for a Pokemon like Xatu. Use Calm Mind to set up but remember to Wish and Protect when you're low on HP. Psyshock takes out Special Walls like Chansey, and also provides STAB boosts.

[A poor man's "Ballerfree"] Parasect (F) @ Leftovers Trait: Effect Spore/Dry Skin EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Substitute - Spore - Swords Dance - X-Scissor A variation of Ame's Butterfree set, only Parasect is slower, and more frail. Even so, 317 Attack is just so right. Effect Spore has 30% of giving your opponent status ailments if they touch you. Believe me, out of the 4 times it worked, I got 3 Sleep. Spore to put your opponent to sleep and hide behind a Substitute. That's when you start Swords Dancing to boost its Attack to insane levels and start cutting away with X-Scissor. Unfortunately for it, Parasect has a lack of Physical moves, so feel free to use any other Physical move you want.

[Screw your weather, I HAS GOLDUCK!] Golduck (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Cloud Nine EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Ice Beam - Psyshock - Surf/Scald With weather wars happening oh so often in Gen 5, Cloud Nine is just what you need to counter them. 289 SpAtk and 295 Spd makes Golduck fast [s]and mindfucking[/s]. Calm Mind just cranks up its already nice SpAtk and it also increases its SpDef, means it won't die from SpAtk that easy. Ice Beam takes out Dragons and Grass types. Psyshock can kill those annoying Special Walls like Chansey. Surf has more power while Scald has 30% of burn, both have STAB so pick your choice.

[Bulk Up and Forget] Scrafty (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Shed Skin EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Bulk Up - Amnesia - Payback - Drain Punch Well look here, Scrafty can learn Bulk Up and Amnesia! Bulk Up boosts his Attack and Defense so you can hit hard and take Physical hits too. Use Amnesia if you're afraid Scrafty might die from some Special Attacks. Shed Skin helps out in annoying burns which will cut your Attack. Drain Punch helps you hit hard and regain some health while you're at it. Payback works for Ghost types and has 100 Base Power if you're slower than your opponent, and 153 Speed can't really outrun much.

Banned for not having an Aussie chick in your avatar. Seriously, I need some eye candy

Banned because TTar has pro attack

Banned for not knowing how to read Chinese

Bet that you'll lose then

Banned coz its past your bedtime(8PM, lul), go to sleep kiddo

*nods*

Then it would be unfair to the guy I hired. What if I never met Ricky

Then it would the guy I hired. What if I never met Ricky

Then I would win more often without the need of flinch and crits