Bearadactyl

More of this powdery white bullshit.

Aside from coming off as a bit abrasive, I honestly don't get the dislike of your rival in the Gen I games. He honestly comes across as pretty pleasant across the board, and despite being a sore loser he never really goes out of line. He even calls you pal.

Just caught a Tauros in Pokémon Blue. Let the Rodeo begin.

"Would you allow me to verify your strength?" My title as POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPION SHOULD VERIFY MY GOD DAMN STRENGTH ON ITS OWN.

-Pokémon Gang is causing trouble, talking a lot of shit.- -Decides to be an ass and unleashes the Legendary Pokémon of DEATH down upon them.-

One thing that absolutely pisses me off about event Pokémon, if they're not obtained via the Pokébank; the OT is NEVER you. Which, to me, eliminates 50% of the god damn point of having them.

Small children either cling to me or follow me around everywhere. I think it's a curse.

Just solo'd the Kalos Elite Four with an Ursaring.

I like to imagine when Ursaring uses Return, it's literally Bear Hugging its oppenent to death.

All of the evidence pointing to Pokémon Sun and Moon being in a Hawaii-like setting is astounding.

Best part of Gen 1? I'm the only one of my friends who started in Gen 1, and am the only one who understands the mechanics. The rage when they are swept by a Persian, or a Leech Seed + Toxic.

The NEXT GOD DAMN WURMPLE I GET IN WONDER TRADE

I really, really want to take a sledgehammer to my car right now.

You know, until I thought about it, I never realized how much I actually like Quagsire.

There's something about playing Pokémon Blue in the dark that makes me smile.

Having Ursaring as one of your favourite Pokémon teaches you a few things. First, people really like crossing the bear Pokémon over with We Bare Bears. Two, they also like crossing Ursaring over with FNaF. Three, Picnic Basket jokes are rampant. And, finally, hunting down fan art of Ursaring is considerably more difficult than it needs to be. Why, you ask? Well, I can handle the cross overs. I can even dig some of them. I can even handle the Picnic Basket jokes. But, what I can't handle?...

So I am literally going to be buying an Android Tablet for Pokémon Go, and tethering it to my phone's data. I guess there's the plus side of the Taco Bell app, too... So, question is, anyone have any suggestions for an affordable Android Tablet? That isn't a potato?

"Don't you like Harvest Moon?" No... The only farming I do is in an RPG, and that's normally just a body harvest.

Yesterday was such a good day, and today already feels like it's going to be awful. I'd go back to bed, but that wouldn't solve anything and I'd just be called lazy again.

"Why are you so upset about having to help your sister move?" Because, every single time I help her I get the short end, and it gets tiresome. It's been like this since I was in high school. Help your poor little sister, but when you need help, something comes up or happens. So, yes I'm upset, and yes I'm a bit bitter. The only reason I'm having to do this is you have me trapped under your roof.

"So, why is Gen II your favourite Meta Game in the series?" Aside from Gen II being my favourite generation overall, I particularly love its meta game for one reason. Stalling. Putting up a wall, and waiting for hell to freeze over while your opponent slowly crumbles to dust is something I've always enjoyed. Many of my favourite Pokémon, are stalls. Which, may be why I enjoy Poison Types so much.

Love it when someone new to the series gets Foxy'd.

The 3DS system transfer is the most adorable thing I have ever witnessed.