Bearadactyl

Banshee Prime is Beautiful and I love her.

Having played the PTR I can sum Orisa up as: If Bastion, Winston, and Symmetra had a tank baby.

She's not as broken as expected, but does nothing to stop Triple Tank. As... Expected by adding another tank.

Today in DnD tales...

I was the DM, as usual, had a campain planned out for the most part; well, except for one little moment where our Rogue rolled a critical failure for detecting a trap in a very dark environment.

I, never expected it; because it was still fairly mid-game. So, thinking on my feet I decided:

"You helplessly stumble in to the darkness, you are eaten by a Grue."

And, everyone at the table, after a brief moment of silence burst out in to laughter.

After days of RNJesus forsaking me, I have obtained Nidus. I hope to never play on either of those tilesets again for the rest of my existence.

Pro-Tip, Vauban and Frost make it so much easier to cheese.

Why do all of my favourites get the ugly Shiny Colour Schemes? (Not talking about Reborn.)

I'm like the older sibling friend, some how. I have all of these younger friends that I help out and protect, it's odd.

Pokémon Go updated, and I caught every Teddiursa within a five mile radius.

I don't have a problem.

You know I don't know if I've slept within the past 48 Hours or not.

I had a decent sleep schedule, and I ruined it with one all-nighter with a video game... Sounds about right.

"Why did we get the Ana who sucks?"

I then proceed to murder half of the enemy team and cap a point by myself in a blood rage.

Remember, insulting your healer means you get no healing. Don't run your mouth, get ignored as a result, then tell everyone to report the healer afterward.

I wanted a good Mei skin, and Blizzard is granting my wish with her Luna skin FOUR TIMES OVER. If I got more than a paltry 200 Gold for an event legendary it wouldn't be that big of a deal; but come on!

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Sometimes when I'm alone I just... Wonder when I stopped being happy. I mean, I had to be happy at one point? So, when did it stop?

It's hard not to feel uneasy when the night is unusually quiet.

Remember, we're not watching a train wreck. We're on the bloody train.

I don't need an army. I have a Krogan.

Don't ask me to control my temper, then complain when I leave a conversation to do just that. Better me leave the conversation, than to say something that will cut too deep in a blind anger.

First skin I get for the Chinese New Year event is one of Mei's new skins. I made my throat hoarse by screeching in joy.

Tfw you create a dead silence, and for the first time, someone shows real concern for you.

"So, what, you're saying you would just go out and die?"

"Yeah. Easily. If certain people weren't a factor, I wouldn't be talking to you right now."

"..."

How is it possible to hate someone, but miss them at the same time?

I've been in a particularly aggressive mood today. Not sure of the specific reason, but, I've been in a constant state of: "Fight me" since I woke up.

I even grabbed someone by their collar, and forced them to apologize to my friend.

Today's a good day to get trashed.

New Gorillaz single is pretty good. Not what I expected, but not bad by any means.

My cat waits for me and gets excited when I get home like a dog.