I'm juat ganna state my numbers as a lvl. 100 non-EV'd Pokemon, with 0 IVs. Kay?
HP: I'm in the middle I get sick,but not the miss-school-3 days a week sick. Pretty Moderate. So I'd be around 200 or so I guess.
Attack: Oh god um let's see...I can lift a 70 pound sandbad 50-70 times straight up while laying down, and I can bench 30-35 pounds over 70 times (leave me alone ok? :c). I think it's funny how I can do that and still be like. Fyat. >_> So, I'd be, mm, 190.
Defense: I have a super high pain tolerance. My friend punched me and I didn't even feel it. I mean people hit me all the time but that's how my tolerance grew on. I'd be around 230.
Sp. Attack: Whoop. I'm emotionally weak, so like. Yeah. But apparently I'm smart somehow? Ok. Right. Um. 170.
Sp. Defense: Like I said, Emotionally weak so like, fuck. I'd be around 180.
Speed: I have a super fast reaction time. Like I caught my friends fist when I turned around. So uhm. 210.
Ability? Oh god. Um. I like to sah 'On the Contrary' Alot. So. Uhm. Contrary.
I feel OU. I mean I'd be a badass Pokemon but I'd be better in OU.