NeoDarklight

Good News! I'm still around. That wasn't the first time I've died. And stable time loops ensure it will be far from the last time, either.

Arceus uses Focus Blast. It's Super Effective!

Qwillfish gave Ame some marshmallows. It's super effective! MONEY

Banned for going over something that's already been thoroughly discussed millions of times before around the world.

not

Granted! You're now all permanently stuck in Trickster Mode. (Thankfully, I stopped at Gen III due to not having a DS, so Arceus can't kill me yet.) I wish I was an Ace Member.

Granted! But the manga is about the game, and the game is about the anime, leading to an infinite meta loop. I wish Arceus could do something s/he normally couldn't.

Pikachu uses Thunder. It's Super Effective!

Sasori, yeah, that's kind of a game killer. So I think everyone will be ignoring that. Would you rather be a scientist in a world of magic, or a sorcerer in a world of science?

(Let's try alliteration as a special rule.) Mysterious

Granted! Every pokemon is available, but they're all starters, and you can only choose one. As such, you go through the entire game with only that one pokemon. I wish my step-dad would pay back the $575 he owes me.

Golem uses Smack Down. It's Super Effective X2 COMBO!

3/10 because you have text in your avatar that I can't read.

...Christmas ornament. I think that I shall never see~...

Granted! Machines have taken over the world, leading to a whole NEW set of problems instead, like having absolutely no freedom anymore. I wish there were other things to do with my time...

Bad News! Your grammar error made them suspect YOU instead, thus creating a situation wherein you took my place in the quarantine.

Pokemon really are not kill-able. DRUNK

Bad News! It turns out it was only a dream, and that it was, in fact, a rare form of pokerus that infects weird, semi-immortal floating masks of unknown origin and power instead. NeoDarklight then went on to turn your dreams into nightmares for the rest of your life.

...does not work as advertised. Mr. Magoo went on a journey...

Bad News! The wish isn't granted because magic turns out to be fake.

Banned because your dapper pokemon avatar lacks a monocle, making it incomplete.

Granted! But it's specs require a better computer than you have, making it completely useless to you. And I'm pretty sure that wish corruption was assuming that the one making the wish was straight, and therefore doomed to be "forevver alone". I wish sBurb were real...

failed (I love playing this game IRL. Especially with weird rules, like each word has to start with the next letter of the alphabet that the previous one started with. This ended up with "Xena Yelled Zathura".)

Done, but it turns out that there was some sort of glitch, and now Pikachu is a Digimon, and has to deal with their evolutions. And I need not mention the legal troubles leading to the dissolution of both the Pokemon and Digimon franchises, and the legal loopholes preventing anyone from even making a fangame as a result. So yeah, your wish inevitably led to the death of Reborn. Hope you're happy. I wish that the companies owning Digimon and Pokemon respectively would have some sort of merger so that bizarre crossover fanfics become slightly more plausible.

Granted. Your cat now tells everyone of every little detail of every little thing you do. Including those moments on certain sites that people need not know you visit. I wish I had some perfectly ordinary marbles.