You wanna hear a joke?
Elves.
In all seriousness though, I could probably do alright in stand up in reality, but only if I take on that asshole kind of comedian route who makes jokes at everyone's expense.
The next person hates ubers.
You do know your talking to the kid who wouldn't go down the pink aisle at toy's are us, don't you?
The next person has cast a vote in an official election.
Don't get me started on cold LOL. Last winter here there was one night where with the windchill it was so cold that it didn't matter which temperature scale you used, it was the same. xD