Klemeltios

9/10 jesus thats a good pic.

Granted, turns out Zodorsa is a sadist and proceeds you to torture you like Volgin did to Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mS_7oIx5Y I wish for popcorn.

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the NSA. im in school wooo I wish for a hotpocket.

Granted, but it proceeds to freeze you in ice, and proceeds to smash you into pieces whilst playing Guile's theme. I wish that I can have a Torchic that knows Blast Burn.

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Granted, but you no longer have limbs. Side note: I won't stop :> if someone has a food-related wish, I'm going to try and go all out. I wish I had 66 Noh Masks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDIWIJvxNI

6.9/10...?

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Granted, SIGH the apple pie had a baby kangaroo inside of it, you decided to eat it from legs first, listening to the horrifying screams of terror and pain from the baby. The sound echos around the world as you become the new Osama Bin Laden, except everything is your enemy. Suddenly, the fabrication of reality shakes as Donald Trump becomes president, Mexicans run back to Mexico, Asains run the world as I, an Asian, was placed as the ruler of America as I start the most fastest man hunt for you as I quickly capture you and place you into a living hell. I wish that Hata no Kokoro was real.

Granted, but it obtained god like powers and erased it's existence from every mind in the whole galaxy. Thus making you not know it's real. I wish for Breezy to stop being that one jack ass genie who has something tear up my Hata no Kokoro doll.

Granted, but you became a ball of flesh forever. I wish I was the ruler of the universe to demote Aqua to the ruler of a pebble on Mars.

What in the hell. WHYYYYY, plus it wasn't a typo. Granted, you realized that you were fatally allergic to everything in the pizza, as you slowly die, everyone just points and laughs at your slow and painful death, as you start turning into dust, you were reborn as a Gray Knight who serves both Hell and Heaven, and the outcome was what I had before. I wish for a clean house, I hate cobwebs.

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Granted, time reverses as you instead, throw the kitten out the window of the diner, you grow horns and bloody fairy wings that you ripped off recently. You, as a Gray Knight who serves both Heaven and Hell, in this case, you're doing a favor for Satan. You proceed to summon innocent puppies and start ripping them to shreds and added onto your burger. While the people in the diner try to run away, you prevent them by obliterating their legs and force feeding them their fingers. Suddenly, opera music plays, as you find a person vomiting, you summoned a TV that played a shit American Drama as you send him off to Heaven, using up one of your favors from God, sadly, you don't have anything to give him back so you were sent to Heaven's torture chamber as you were forced to watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tapes and Miley Cyrus twerk in front of your face. Whilst shitting all over you for the next 50 years. I wish for a burger too. EDIT: I'm on a power roll, can you feel THE MONADO'S POWER!?

You get a burger, the burger had a kitten in it. You, as a newly fresh Satanist, ate the kitten with the burger as everyone in the diner looked at you with disgust and started screaming/vomiting, as you start yelling, "I WILL CONSUME YOU VERY BODY AND SOUL AND GIVE IT TO THE ONE TRUE LORD, STAN!" as you proceed to consume everyone in the diner and quickly sneak out from said diner as reality suddenly snaps back and you begin to vomit over the meat and flesh+fur from the victims while you hear opera music in the background. Suddenly a TV appears before you while you're vomiting as the TV start playing a soap opera, a really shitty soap opera, in fact. It's a crudely done American Drama as you start killing yourself from it's shit story and actors, but you cannot, since you're in Heaven's torture chamber, immortal, and still trying to kill yourself. I wish for a cat girl with stockings.

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Granted, you get good marks, just to realize that you're in a tropical island with hostile natives. I wish for a pineapple, under the sea.

7.8/10 too much damn gold, I can go blind from that.

Banned for being a Black Mage who doesn't live in a dark tower filled with monsters.

Granted, you can now be killed with water splashing onto you instead. I wish I was a supreme deity that ruled over all of creation and reality itself.

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Granted, McDonalds is now also on fire. I wish for me to get revived again and my Deoxys to come back, and not murder me.

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7/10. Ohhh, I see, thanks, now that there's context, I can rate it properly. @Darvan -Aqua: 7.3/10 Fire Bone Dragon Snakes are good.