Klemeltios

4.../10? what in the shit is that?

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You get a burger, just to realize that there was a cat in it. Then the unstoppable force called torture starts forcing you to eat the burger, with the cat still in it, you were charged with animal curelty/abuse. The people ask why did you do it and you start yelling, "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, I SHALL FEAST UPON ALL OF THE LIVING CREATURE'S FLESH AND MEAT." As you start pulling out ISIS flags from you jacket and yelling "ALLAHU AKBARRRR!" whilst recreating the Twin Towers, filling it with people, and proceed to smash two planes into it, making everyone relive the tragic memory as you resurrect Osama Bin Laden from the dead, and everyone from Hell back into Earth as you become the being who has surpassed Satan, sealed off to the Void by Creation, never to see the lights of the sun, or the stars ever again. I wish for pet Deoxys. EDIT: Damn it's good to be back again.

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Granted, but you were the only survivor, and the attack left you infertile. RIP Human Race. I wish my alien waifu was a girl, and that I was also the overlord of all of creation.

I'd take a early game trainer please. (Probably 20s-30s) Youngster Klemeltios -Torchic -Torchic Prinplup -Torchic Xatu -Arceus Deino -Under leveled Blazikin Lombre -Sableye Opening: I question why my Torchic never evolves, since all my others do, wonder why? Closing: Well at least I can still cuddle with Torchic, that's all that matters I guess. EDIT: If the game ever has re-battling trainers, I'd like to be one. After that I don't really care about about which Pokemon you remove/add, just keep Torchic.

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Granted, you were immediately kicked in the balls while trying to play basketball. Suddenly Mexicans come in, and kicks the basketball right in your face, all the way into a soccer goal. I wish I was the leader of the MIB for my alien waifu.

That reminds me, do we EVEN get a chance to get Audino?

9.4/10 It's a Noh mask. Kokoro is a Youkai who was created from I think 67 masks that represent emotions. So she needs those masks to "feel" emotions, but slowly trying to learn how to have her own.

Gotcha. Victory Road trainer then. Youngster(Yes yes, a youngster) Klemeltios -Scizor -Absol -Hydreigon -RAYQUAZA Empoleon -Torchic(Not joking) -Noivern

I first want to start off with a quick question before I start thinking into extreme detail. What spots are currently open? I'd like to know which ones are still up since I can't seem to concentrate right now, either way anything's fine with me.

I wish I knew where your profile picture is but I can't find it/10 AKA 10/10, I really like it

I think so. 78

Well, if you have a lot of patience, you can do that. Plus if your Pokemon run out of PP in the Jungle, it's going to be kinda annoying.

Granted, turns out it was all gibberish and was fake, except for the fact that you can no longer cum and forever stuck with the sexual pain of wanting to but cant. Did i forget to mention that it also feels like you're wearing a chastity belt. I wish for a alien waifu.

http://i.imgur.com/r7Z1w0X.jpg

Granted, but it was spoken in a combination of different languages so the only thing you could make out is the word "Secret" I wish I had a new pair of silk boxers, I NEED TO COME BEFORE I GET TO THE PLACE DAMMIT.

If you checked all the rooms, there should be a pokeball that has the key in it. Plus the Odd Key event allows you to trigger another side quest regarding about Narc's Chandelure. However, the side quest can't be done as of V6, just started right now.

*pokes non existent Kokoro doll* Granted, but you face a Chinese curse that will last for 100 generations. I wish for PBX5's assassin to give me back my silk boxers.

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Granted, instead your assassin steals the poison, and then proceeds to poison you. I wish for silk boxers so when people wonder why I didn't come to places late at night so I can say: "BUT I DID COME!"

You got poison, and you proceed to poison yourself because a forced made you do it. I want a cookie.

You get a gallon of Pepsi, but it was actually acid. I want a gallon of Mountain Dew.

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