Wendel

So this is kinda a double post cause this isn't about my former post at all and will most likely be long but. wwe 2k17 has been out for a day now and I'm already disappointed. Not only do I have to pay extra to have one of my all-time favorites Eddie I can't even play the shit I was hyped most for because it isn't on the fucking last gen consoles togheter with A LOT of other shit. For more of that shit check out: http://www.thesmackdownhotel.com/news/wwe2k17/wwe-2k17-xbox-360-ps3-vs-xbox-one-ps4-features-comparison-old-gen-vs-current-gen the link I got all my information from \o So right now I've only made 2 own characters yet and just skipped thhe custom entrance cause it was absolutely miserable, barely any options when you first start I've only gotten a few legends unlocked so idk how much'll change and the music is kinda eh too imo. You can't even use entrances like in the past with superstar keep in mind though that my latest wwe game before 2k17 was 2k13 so idk if inbetween the custom entrance was shit too or not but still this is bs. After that I can't even create my own finishers anymore, I might have been lucky that the finisher I always make was in the game anyway so I had no reason to make one but the point still stands. Where's create a finisher? I will say though that the selection of legends is pretty solid albeit no Chris Benoit but I doubt we'll ever see him again with all the fuzz around his death fogging up his in ring prowess. But all my excitement went down the drain when all the shit I saw in the prerelease videos were nowhere to be seen in my game just because I don't have like €400 to buy me a fancy new Ps4 and have to do it with my apparently ancient ps3 although I recently bought a "new" ps2 which just disappoints me so much.

GOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEEEEEEERG GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEEEERG

It's only been here for a year

Wow Mik's a soldier now everybody run!

I get S's on the weirdest champs, first old Yorick and now this meanwhile the fed af Trynda got an A

#BlameBibs for that tbh with him shipping Lost and me as the Platonic Power Couple of Lewd

Kalista is getting a buff?

Ayyy got dat fwiendsip gimme dat Gabumon

First game that wasnt a terrible ascension game of Akali \o/ IF I HAD MORE FARM I COULDVE GOTTEN AN S INSTEAD OF A DAMN B+

THOSE NEW ANIMATIONS ARE FUCKING LEGIT AND FUCK YEA NP HITS MULTIPLE NOW \O/

But this isn't your house, Chuumon, this is the Digital Woooooorld

>Star Wars: Reborn edition, injecting Bibs with seahorse dna making him pregnant, Digimon with Bibs as villain with Lunamon Coronamon>Lunamon all the way and then burning alive, Azery as that turdmon and Spade as the mouse HOW IS THAT R7? don't think about the first dream I told y'all about

So I could say a lotta things but imma just leave it at this: oi who you calin eccentric you dackneggut >:C Also: Y U NO MENTION MAH DREAMS? Also, you smell and your smelly face and squeeky voice already told me all I needed to know back then \o Plus I always took you for 2 years younger anyway sooo

Part 5: A New Leaf Due to "technical difficulties" Butts' travel through Unova has been postponed due to further notice. But never fear! Butts has decide to travel to a new region with a new look! Butts and his mom moved to Hoenn because his father got assigned as the new gym leader somewhere there. Because Butts is an ass (haha) he left all his Hole Squad members back in Unova and went to Hoenn to turn over a new leaf. Because his mother doesn't love him she made Butts ride with the stuff in the back of the truck while travelling to their new home in Littleroot Town. After settling in Butts went to meet his neighbours because he heard there was a girl living there, arriving at the house he was greeted by an old fart in a dress who was May's mother. After a short talk witht he mom Butts went upstairs to May and after they had some fun in the room May left to go help her dad and Butts went on to continue exploring the town. Some little boy heard someone shouting and Butts went to check it out to see if someone was dying. Turns out there wasn't someone dying after all boo In turn it was the professor being attacked by a Poochyena wuss so Butts got out dat pokeball and send out his newest pokemon! Grasshole! After beating that super menacing Poochyena he got thanked by the professor and as thanks got that Grasshole all for himself togheter wth other shit to do. Butts has to go visit May for reasons he already forgot because he skipped through Birch's dialogue. But before that he went to bully a few worms to level his Hole. After beating up some wild animals he went on to May who of course challenged him to D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! After easily beating his rival this time fuck you Cheren nobody likes you Butts and May went back to the lab to report to the tree. Butts got a dex from the tree and once again a girl gave him balls man that's twice now. Mom gave him new shoes because you need specific shoes to run. Butts went on to catch and kill them all! Butts immidiatly went out to catch himself new Holers to replace his fallen Holers: With Wormhole now added in the fray Butts went further north to catch another member! who I forgot to take a screenie of before I started grinding and then remembered: After grinding and evolving Wormhole: Butts decided to call it quits for now because he wanted to go play Digimon. To be continued:

How to carry a losing game: get wit's end, runaan's and rageblade and kill people.

Spade pls, you gotta alter it to pokemon standards. Pokemon don't make blades or weapons >:c They use pokemon as blades and weapons.

Give a new definition to Commando Garen ay? ;3;3;3

Part 4: Brothers in Arms After waking up in the pokecenter Butts went to Pinwheel Forest to meet a new Hole Squad member: Slaphole After getting Slaphole out of the box and replacing Tooth-Hole because he's pretty bad Butts and The Hole Squad went on a rigorous training regime (Rocky training scene and all) for Lenora. Where and Happened! With the new and improved Grasshole and the naughty Doghole Butts went onwards to challenge for his second gym badge! Buuuuuut not before N came to challenge Butts and his Holes because he felt like it. After easily beating N cause he was already prepared for Lenora level challenges N started rambling about power. After the N version of the Roo Rant Butts finally went on his way to defeat Leona. But not after a tour through the museum by Hawes the ass director, who in turn is Lenora's husbando. The battle between Butts and Lenora went smoothly, Rockhole easily disposing of Herdier after switching in with minimal damage. BUT THEN, Watchog, the evil googly-eyed freak came into the fray and did the unprecedented CRIT! Oh how the RNG Gods have forsaken Butts and The Hole Squad today! Grasshole, overcome with anger over his fallen comrade, fire a full power Leaf Tornado! But because of his anger clouding his mind he missed! With his doom also near Butts could do nothing but hope but then the Watchog made the mistake of using Leer! With this final chance Grasshole fired another Leaf Tornado which hit! But left Watchog with barely a sliver of health left who then attacked back with a Hypnosis! With Grasshole asleep Butts had no choice but to switch him out for Apehole who immidiatly got engaged upon by a deadly retaliate! With 2 of his comrades dead Butts had no other choice than to unleash the Doghole or it would all be for naught. Watchog tried to use his dirty tactics with Hypnosis again but Doghole went like "nuh uh!" and it missed which caused her to hit it with a full force Tackle! Killing the monster! With 2 fallen comrades of the Hole Squad Butts obtained the Basic Badge from a Basic and then went the fuck out asap. But of course before they could grief over their fallen comrades those damn PETA-wannabe's came to the damn museum to steal some useless skull. After walking outside to see Lenora fail with the PETA-wannabe's Butts met Burgh, the Castelia City gym leader. Aaaaand then Bianca came along to make the party complete, cause who doesn't like Bianca, right? But then the partypooper Cheren came who no one likes but their moms want them to play with him anyway cause they feel sorry for him. The lovely Bianca then gave Butts a Dowsing MCHN cause Machine didn't fit so he could find hidden items. Cheren and Bianca then went into the museum to do god knows what with eachother while Butts went to the pokecenter to bury his 2 fallen comrades in arms. Goodbye Rockhole Goodbye Apehole May you two forever chill... in Hole Heaven. Butts, with 2 badges and 2 deaths in his pocket, then went on the get Tooth-Hole back up to level and decided to call it another night in the pokecenter. To be continued:

Ayyyy a fellow Dutchie \o/ But sorry this other Dutchie already was too fast for you c:

NEVAH! *ahem* Part 3: PETA Returns After a fun night at Fennel's Butts ventured forth to Nacrene City to fuck Lenora up! On his way however, Butts first felt the sudden urge to beat up some kids so he went to the day care, after beating up some kids with Tooth-Hole Butts went on his way again to Nacrene City. Buuuut before that Cheren showed up once again to challenge me to a battle. After beating his ass easily some more PETA-wannabe's ran past followed by Bianca and some dumb kid who lost their pokemon to PETA. And because Cheren wanted to play the hero again Butts decided to help Cheren get the girl's pokemon back. Buuuut before that Butts decided to catch a new Hole Squad member in HorseHole?! After that Butts beat the PETA-wannabe's totally all on his own he caught another new Squad member, Rockhole: After that moment the little girl gave me her balls (who woulda thought someone like her had balls?) and I went on my merry way to heal the new Holers. After beating up some more kids Butts finally reached Nacrene City where Cheren was waiting for him. Cheren for some reason took him to the pokecenter and then gave me some berries, cuz... berries? After getting the random berries from Best Friend A Butts decided to quit for the night after levelling everyone to around lvl 15-16ish to continue to train everyone to lvl 18-19 for Lenora who I keep trying to spell as Leonra for some reason to fight! To be continued: