Tenshine

The one with cursed blood

the one with a cheesy grin

I believe the problem you are all facing is that your Pokemon love them hoes. I think that, in the middle of the battle, it might be advisable to try and convince your Pokemon that no, they do not love them hoes.

I'm pretty sure this was shown back when Diancie and the other were

I think I might have a minor case of hypotension (low blood pressure) because I get light headed and dizzy every time I get up, and I've had a couple instances of blacking out, but I don't worry about it that much, because, as I've said, it seems pretty minor. I'm also allergic to grass (it only makes me itchy, but it still counts ) and grassholes. Physical stuff aside, it's possible I have minor asperger syndrome. I only recently found out, that when someone asks 'how are you' its common sense to ask the same thing back, so yeah... I was kind of wondering why they would pause for a while after I'd reply 'good'... It's just that it didn't make sense to me to ask it if they seemed perfectly well enough to ask me. I guess that has aspies written all over it.

Maelstrom, the Tyrant

Banananite

The Female-only trainer

Welcome back, I think I might vaguely remember you (i recognize the name at least). Just remember: You managed to escape from us once. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. But seriously, welcome back

The worst politician

Birdman

I think I can get good grades just fine without putting my body up for sale. You can have all the food you want for free, but every time you try to eat something, you must eat three times as many portions. For example, if you want to eat an apple, you must eat 3.

Hello, Master *bows down* Anyway, welcome! If you have any questions, be sure to ask them

Hmm, nope, I think its a law that they must be scattered in the wind, lest you regain some of it. Jokes aside, hi, and welcome!

*Disclaimer* Everything here is simply an opinion and not a suggestion or fact or anything solid. Take it with a grain of sugar (because salt is salty) I'm not sure how well it would hold up in league, since there won't be much momentum to your team (putting U-turn on Clawzitzer and Noivern MIGHT help), so you'll have to really hope that your stalling holds up well. You don't have a team that makes pulling off a sweep possible, unless you get really lucky. Sure, your Clawitzer will be a bit tankier than usual, but it's speed will guarantee it goes down after 2-3 hits instead of 1-2, and without specs of life orb, I don't think Noivern will pack enough punch (especially with timid nature). Mamoswine is a solid member, but it has a fair few weaknesses, so it will really depend on matchings as to whether it does much. So with a sweep out of the question, your main hope will lie in your stalling ability and managing to play around your opponent. Thankfully, you have great stallers (not too sure about no hp EVs on Tentacruel though, that might be a problem), but I would definitely get whirlwind on Skarmory for phazing, especially with those speed EVs.

W00T Also, Nyu wizard-type confirmed

Actually, it's forms ARE appliances, just with Rotom possessing them.

Bad News: I set you on fire with the torch for drinking my safety water!

Sure, as long as it doesn't affect my ability to play non-sport video games. You can choose your own BGM but you can never have no BGM and the minimum volume is still clearly audible.

A sponge is the answer to the third one!. The only riddle I can think of at the moment is:What creature walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 during the day and 3 in the evening. I think everyone has heard it before though.

I think Rotom is more based on a poltergeist, but ok :D

I knew it was too good to be true... Oh well, hi, and welcome!