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Pokemon Princess

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  1. There's no mountain on the hills so you can keep that. I claim the hill You got a problem? Talk to my friend Chuck Norris here
  2. *Hit Absol in the head with a metal baseball bat* Well then, I guess you don't need your brain anymore *Put Absol's body in the decomposer* At least you're helping the environment This garden will look great on my hill
  3. Spiritomb used thunderbolt Well that was shocking
  4. Why don't you change in front of a pokemon? Because they might pikachu
  5. I'm getting tired of you Glaceon used ice beam On Rayquaza and Absol This makes an awesome ice statues
  6. *Inject poison in Absol's body* There's no partnership
  7. King of Kalos (Get it? Kalos takes place in France)
  8. I will tried to temped myself for once a day You are a famous actor and everyone knows you BUT they know you from your porno
  9. Is probably writing his post while sitting on the toilet
  10. Rise my undead army. Time to take back my throne. (By the way Tempest, thanks for killing Absol!)
  11. Makuhaita used arm thrust Hit 5 times! (By the way Absol, I was the one who chose the jurys of my choice so they called guilty on you. I win!)
  12. A nurse is getting marrying. At the wedding party, the bride's uncle came. The uncle start dancing at the dance floor but then he has a heart attack and die. The bride was next to him and didn't help him. Why didn't she help him? Give up? The answer: the husband is the nurse. It prove that jobs shouldn't stereotype people
  13. If I press the button, I can't stalk myself You are super popular at school and have good grades BUT you slept with the principal for this (The principal is bi!)
  14. *Duct tape the eyes* It's not nice to stare
  15. Pokemon Princess used destroy evidence Pokemon Princess sued Absol Pokemon Princess won court case Armed Police Men used throw into prison It's super effective!
  16. Wall ornaments shouldn't talk *Used duct tape*
  17. Let other people post for a change Ok? Then you're my friend again
  18. Pokemon Princess appear with ripped clothes Pokemon Princess used 911 for rape Armed Police Men used throw in the slammer It"s super effective!
  19. Said the guy who can't run a lap in 20 minutes *Chopped Absol's head off and mount on my wall*
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