Pokemon Princess has arena trap!
Cannot escape!
Pokemon Princess used beat up
Hit 100 times
Pokemon Princess used thief
Pokemon Princess stole Absol's wallet!
Pokemon Princess fled!
A wild dumbass appear!
Pokemon Princess used calling his mother
It's super effective!
Angry mom used grounded
It's super effective!
Pokemon Princess used taunt
A wild noob appear!
The wild noob transform into Absol
Pokemon Princess used machine gun
It's super effective!
The wild noob/Absol died!
Pokemon Princess used thief on dead Absol
Obtained $500,000!
(Seriously this will get off topic)
Wowww, you don't know chess?
Boy you suck.
*Smash Absol's hand with a hammer*
Look like you can't play now!
*Kick Absol downhill*
Bow down to me, slaves cuz I'm queen now!
*lock Absol in a box, burying him alive, build a building on top*
You were a king but I trapped you in darkness. When the king falls, his pawns falls. Lose the whole kingdom.
King I mean Queen me, because now I'm queen of the hill
Is nothing more than a stupid little boy stuck in his stupid little world in his shitty life cutting himself with failing grades with abusing parents with an annoying little sister and has no friends
Really?
You are the only person on earth who has superpowers But only two. It's flying but it's only two feet off the ground and turning invisible but only 10 seconds