Raindrop Valkyrie

"They don't call me Sensei for nothing. I'm the Narrative Ninja, the Story Shinobi. All fear my mighty pen. *flourishs.* I will write you out of the script of this world, cut you from the narrative it wishes to tell. Just like that, the whisper of a nightingale, the gentle caress of the night sky washing over the dying day. Like that! Gone in an Instant! For, I'm the Bard... and this world's tales are mine to write."