So I should try to sleep, or... start partaking in the caffeine gospel. I don't really like coffee that much so... probably will take the first option...
News update, one of the fellow followers of the Caffeine Gospel is a filthy brigand and filched my allotted portion of bean juicy goodness, the greedy rapscallion.
The scoundrel! The knave! How dare he/she/personofambiguousgender perpetrate such a vile deed! This calls for supreme retaliation; methinks it be just to pilfer their hoard in turn, and serve the reprobate a dose of their own medication!