This is Hukuna-Sensei from 95.8 The Sneasel!!! The radio station that is as chill as you are!!! We got a special story for ya today folks. We are here in Eskatia City to try and get an interview with the the city's very own Gym Leader, Duster!!! Oh there he is now!!!
Duster: "Oi... can't ya see I'm working here? Nerve of your newsfolk, Man tryin' to do a real job gettin' badgered by y'all." We will only be taking a moment of your time Sir, you do seem busy though what is it you are doing? Duster: "Yer Kiddin' right? Boy... ya got two bloomin' eyes swimming around in yer 'ead I would hope ya know how to use 'em. I really ain't got the time to be flappin' my gums at ya, but I doubt y'all are going to leave so easily... Media folk never know when to bloomin' quit, no sirree. Anyhow I'm werkin' the fields ya twit. Ain't got to to be a layabout when the Harvest is comin' up, Gym Leader or no." Hmm, so the big harvest is coming to Eskatia soon huh? I have heard this place is a farming community. Duster: "Ya really are slightly daft ain't ya? Clearly... ya need these eyes of yers checked real quick like. Anyhow, of course the harvest is comin' up. Lot's of the men, women, kids, and Pokemon, have been putting in all sorts of hard work in the beatin' sun. This community has been pouring all their tears, sweat and blood into these 'ere fields, they're our lifeblood they are. Any folk worth a damn has been up and 'attem tending the fields and getting good solid work dun. Ain't no man like a working man. Doggone kids these days, wouldn't know a good days' work if it bit 'em in the arse. Everybody fergets the value of a good ol' honest work. The work that puts food on yer table, on the tables of the community. Every day I'm out 'ere in these fields working my buns off, and workin' hard to make sure this 'ere community is the best it damn well can be. Speakin' o' work and the like..., if you'd be so kind and buzz off... I got summa that to get to." Well uh guess that's why the Old codger gives out the Salt Badge... Anyway thanks to Duster for dedicating some of his precious time to us! He really is the shining beacon this town says he is. Always sacrificing to make sure others got food on their plates and jobs to get to. He is always working to better this community and those in it. This is Hukuna-Sensei signing off. 95.8, The Sneasel. The Sneeeeeeeeeeasel. The station where things are Coooooooooooooool~ Catch you on the flipside viewers. Feel free to share your impressions of this introduction below, and you can also try and guess what kind of role Duster will play in the story and/or which type he will use. More to come in the next few days! And as usual, #FOLD ((and stop trying to get Free Hugs... cause ain't NOBODY GETTING FREE HUGS... I NEVER WANTED ANY OF THIS!!! *Sobs violently while running away at top speed...*))