Matrim made a placating gesture. "Relax, young man, no one accused you of anything. It's a joke. People have been known to make those, you know." He strummed the guitar a couple times, wincing. The bard set to work tuning the instrument for a short time, then cleared his throat. "I don't know how fitting the song is, but I believe it has a suitable tone. It's about an old legend I heard once."