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Yeah grass, I kinda knew you were talking to me... Ya know huge gulf, live by the sea, hot, TOO MANY DAMN HURRICANES... Yep you found it -
Yes I do... Right next to the fucking huge gulf... Is it to hard to find? Here lemme help XD
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Hey, living by the sea + heat = HURRICANES AND FUCKING HELL!!!
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HAHAHA!!! I've had days like that... California was just hell... The days could be so long or so short... And the desert sun BURNED... The night was my time to really relax in the cold, inviting night....
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Fuck yes murdoc I'd trade this hot ass weather for anything... Life by the sea makes it hit enough... But seriously living in the extreme areas of California was horrible... DAT DESERT
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It's pm out here... Living by the sea makes the sun so hot and the days so long... And I hate the heat...I was born in Oklahoma on a day so snowy and so cold you'd think I'd just die out in heat like this... But believe me... It's been worse I've lived in the extremes of California, the harsh ass desert...
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In my time it's 11:15 and I have absolutely nothing better to do. xP
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As Jake went to his next class, history he whispered to himself in anger. "Alina... Always messing with me... That I can understand... But now... THREE people come hogging me about controlling my pokemon... Well it's not like this Deino can just magically hear me! HIS BANGS ARE THICKER THAN HIS SKULL!!!!!! No no no... I can't get mad... I'm sorry Deino it's not all your fault. It's just how you're made, with huge annoying ear and eye blocking bangs of epic hair." Jake walked to the warp panel for history he got a dastardly idea. He would walk past the line, pretend to trip, and fall into the warp panel to history! So as he did everybody laughed as he fell inside. "Pffttt... And they laugh at me?! Who's the idiot now..." Jake had appeared in a flash of light next to his history class and walked inside. He held his Deino close to him, nearly hugging it. He honestly loved it but it just was so easy to bore and it would just do whatever... Jake say in the class awaiting the class to begin. When it did Jake was fascinated to learn Emerald had won many many battles against pokemon that sounded impossible to beat! Jake had somewhat hated Emerald and Alina for their constant teasing about "not learning any magic yet" and "not controlling your pokemon" he especially hated Emerald but he couldn't remember why. When he tried to remember the reason his head just hurt. So he forgot about it and just continued listening to his teacher until Deino loosened inside Jake's grasp, and it was... Asleep... The Deino fell and face planted onto the desk... Jake picked it back up and tapped it on the head. It remained asleep however... So jake simply let it sleep while he listened to history.
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Which pokemon do you fear most?
Absol-lutelty awesome! replied to Absol-lutelty awesome!'s topic in General Discussion
I honestly fear tangrowth and bannete most of all pokemon. Tangrowth because that thing will snatch you and your folks up and strangle you to death XD and bannete because that thing will have you forever and nobody even knows what happens next. Kills you? Turns you into a doll? Eats spaghetti with you in Italy on vacation? And that's what makes it creepy. It's already scary but nobody knows what happens next and lets not find out. -
Which pokemon do you fear most and why?
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"Is class going to start sometime soon?... What is she doing back there?..." Jake's pokemon grew impatient to the point of foot tapping and Deino simply sat still doing nothing at all. Soon the pokemon sat down and sighed. Deino still, rather creepily didn't move a muscle. The pokemon laid on the ground and groaned. Deino sat still for a while and then finally did something. (Deino) ............... "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" It apparently had learned a new move, which was definently hyper voice... "Deino what the heck!!!" The small dinosaur pokemon simply stuck out its tongue and panted loudly after using up all that air.
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I'm not even gonna bother with that rp, don't know why though...
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No, don't even think about it... It'll be days... Of waiting...
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K sounds good enough to me
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Jake took a seat in his linking basics class rather annoyed by what Sarcus said about controlling his pokemon, they weren't hard to control. Deino was just disobedient and blind, sneasel and houndour were mischievous and liked it when Jake caused trouble, but Riolu... Riolu was an angel when it came to control. Jake awaited his teacher to say something. She was doing something behind her desk but Jake didn't really care, it wasn't his business. So he sat and awaited the teacher to speak.
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Yeah I should've done that... He was an idiot XD
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Kyurem
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Predict the Next Person to Post
Absol-lutelty awesome! replied to Gyaradoskiller's topic in Onyx Arcade
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"Wow, what in the world? He sure is nice for a scout! Man, you've got to admit! He was SOOOO cool! It's like he's a dragon master or something!" Jake then got a hold of himself trying not to show his adoration for how cool the scout was. "Anyways let's get moving! And Deino, here's a cookie, I keep them in my bag for some reason..." The small dinosaur pokemon ripped the cookie to shards happily eating away, he then jumped into Jake's cookie box and ate all but 4. It then, jumped into Jake's bag and fell asleep... "........ Ok..... Anyways! Moving along with what i said... That was first off probably the only scout I've ever seen with some personality, and he knows about dragons, and we need to get to class or I'm dead because I'm already in trouble with Emerald and Alina as it is..."
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Jake talked with Sarcus a bit more about the Hoenn region, discussing the team aqua epidemic at lilycove and the team magma at mossdeep. Suddenly a trainer slightly older than Jake crashed right into Sarcus while yelling at a tailow! "Yikes! You ok Sarcus?!" Jake and his pokemon helped Sarcus up while Deino simply bit his leg and pulled... Jake then turned to the slightly older trainer in confusion.
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"Hehehe! Not bad Grace not bad! But just how long can you hold that slippy little rascal?" Jake and his pokemon laughed in amusement at the thought if Grace chasing a Dratini all around town. "Anyways we'd best get going, come on guys." Jake walked on with Sarcus and Grace to the school, Jake's pokemon followed like usual. Except of course Deino was crashing into poles and rocks as he waddled after Jake's scent. Jake picked up Deino despite its sodden fur and carried it to the school building. It was going to be Deino and Riolu's first day at the school and Jake had no clue what they would do.
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Jake suddenly was pumped when he heard the word hoenn. He was born in that region in mossdeep city after all, it's where he heard all the tails of legendary beasts that controlled the weather, and an attack was planned there by weirdos in red suits claiming to need rocket fuel to blow up the volcano in the western part of the region, they were stopped by two big adults. One was the former champion Steven and the other was a boy in all green. "Sarcus, have I ever told you I came here from hoenn?... Mossdeep city infact. And I know poke blocks are made at the one and only contest hall in lilycove city..." Jake's Deino walked up to dratini and sniffed it, then it yelled loudly into the air and went back to Jake. "Well whatever that was about..... As I was saying... Hoenn is the place to be!"
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Deino had happily jumped to Jake's familiar smell and hopped into his arms, Deino smelled the air to get a feel for its surroundings. Then it began to growl and jumped out of Jake's grip, rushing towards Sarcus. "NO DEINO STOP!!!!! HE'S A FRIEND NOT A SNACK!!!!!" But Deino wasn't going for Sarcus, it had remembered the scent of Gallant to get revenge for the moonblast Deino was destroyed by. Deino rushed past Sarcus by accident then turned back around and jumped towards Gallant, who Deino completely missed sending him bounding into Jake's legs tripping him. "Deino what the heck!? You need to evolve into a zwelious faster so you can finally be able to see a bit better... And maybe get a better nose..." Jake arose to his feet embaressed by Deino. "Hehehe... Sorry Sarcus I didn't know that would happen... I think it's because of the moonblast Gallant gave him from last time."
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"Thanks so much Sarcus, up till now I've been a real jerk to you and I wanted to give you a sincere apology... It's just for some reason it feels like I'm forgetting something... I just can't remember what... But besides that thank you for accepting my apology after all the mean things I've done. I'm promising to hearby attempt to change. See you later Sarcus!" Jake sprinted towards the academy, then slowed down to turn and run back past Sarcus to go retrieve his Deino, who appeared to be chewing a lampost...
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I was waiting for grass to say something. And HAX is a joke, you'd have to search about it and learn about it and stuff to fully understand it In pokemon reborn I battled a Doxy... I instantly pressed run but no running from trainers... Damn that doxy... Since I know what a doxy is I got a bit freaked out when I saw the name though... XD