Absol-lutelty awesome!

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Joltik

Alphager

Well I made my own post (with a VERY funny deino that runs away at the end with a little twist to the dark type findings) See even I can be creative! *is totally in no way creative* (Sad music begins and my face slowly turns gray*

(Sneasel and Houndour were stricken with anger) "You're saying you could beat me right now? Think you're pretty slick huh? No, I'll calm down it's not a time to battle... I need to search for some pokemon so I think I'll go on ahead thank you..." As Jake walked ahead a few steps into the bushes he heard a very large ruckus coming from them sounding like something hitting its head on something. Jake hoped it was a Deino, since they we're known to hit their heads on things due to lack of sight. When Jake looked up it was a small Timbur hitting a tree. Jake ignored it and continued. He then saw a bunch of Scraggy run past and a couple of Zorua chasing then away.As he went along he heard something hitting a tree this time when jake checked it was a Riolu! Jake walked up to it slowly. the Riolu stared at him and jake stared back for a few minutes neither of them choosing to move, eventually the Riolu took its harsh look off Jake since it noticed his aura of good intentions. It merely gave jake a smirk and when it saw Sneasel and Houndour they began communicating. Eventually Riolu laughed and the three began playing. "What is Sneasel a comedian or something now? Oh well if you can't beat them, join them." The Riolu then stopped playing for a moment to look at Jake and check his aura again for any evil. It saw a trace but it was mostly covered by good. This was to Riolu's standards apparently because it began to walk with him as he went on. When they reached the next couple of trees jake listened in for something and just then he heard, loud crashing noises and yelling. Just then under his feet ran a raging black creature that went and crashed into a tree. Riolu entered a battle stance and prepared. The raging creature ran around and appeared quite confused. Jake rubbed its head and calmed Riolu. The small creature bit at jake's hand. Sneasel and Houndour talked to the creature and Riolu came in at the end to say something. The small raging creature was calmed and it walked towards jake slowly guided by smell. It walked past jake and hit a tree causing it to once again rage and it began to spew blue flames everywhere "dragon rage! RUN!!!!!" The small creature ran after the sound And began bashing and crashing all near the sound trying to find jake and hit him. Once again jake's pokemon were able to calm the bitty beast and this time jake led the small creature towards him. The creature sniffed him and then jumped on him happily it bellowed the word "Deino" meaning jake found what else he was looking for. When he returned with his two new friends grace and sarcus were nowhere to be seen. "I guess they've gone looking too... I guess I'll just wait for them here..." Suddenly the deino ran off towards something and left jake behind, jake stunned by his friend running away had left him rather speechless. He sat there deino-less waiting for his friends

"No thanks on a vullaby! I think a deino is just perfect! But then something other than that? I think we'll find more things later! Anyways we should probably get moving sometime. If it's to late to get pokemon then we'll have to wait until tomorrow or even the day after that! And believe me that's the least amount I want to wait. Let's go quick!" (Sneasel and houndour were all ready to go too,their excitement to fight and maybe make new friends had returned as jake sarcus and grace walked down the hall) ((Let's continue when grace gets back later))

Well what a pretty little jolly soul you are when you dream

(Completely ignores emerald while watching sarcus walk away with grace to go to the forest) "Well emerald I'm sorry but I'll just have to read up on that in the text book cya!" (Jake caught up with sarcus and grace again as they went down the hall) "So sarcus, I'll warn you about everything but beldums gotcha! *snickers*' And yeah you're right I think today I'll be after a deino... They seem like fun! And for another pokemon if I do see one... I'd like something else cool too! But I don't know what... Anyways we should get moving if we wanna see any pokemon!

YES!!!!!

(Houndour and sneasel's smiles faded as they chased after jake to emerald's classroom to talk about the homework issue) "Excuse me, emerald I can't do my homework because I was on trash duty remember? How will I do it if I don't know how to?" (Houndour and sneasel concluded they would have to listen to emerald talking to jake about something and their dreams of epic battles quickly died as they waited for the moment they could go with jake to the forest)

Wowowoowowoowowowowk WUT we can train psuedos up then? So I can have deino?!

((But...DAT DRAGONITES A PSUEDO!!!! I KNOW MAH DRAGONS!)) "Sure I'd love to! I need to find a new pokemon anyways! So are we going to head now or later?" (Sneasel and houndour jumped with excitement at the thought of battles and wild pokemon) "Wait a second... I should tell emerald about my homework issue... Just a second!" (Jake ran off towards emerald's classroom)

OH RIGHT I FORGOT!!!! To late now lol

My last period is magic tho................ And isn't.... EVERYONES HOMEWORK THE SAME!? Yeah I'm on to you now grace. You've made it so bad that I've stopped watching my anime to notice it

0_o no

DAT WAS OOC!!!! Don't judge me by my posts! I'll fix it! Just don't kill me...

When I was about 7 I had the most messed up lucid dream ever. It was that I was in my bed and then a huge monster with glowing green eyes came out from under my bed at the foot of my bed. It then reached out long black arms, grabbed my covers, ripped them off, and began spanking me... As I ran to the door and touched the doorknob I was teleported back to my bed to be spanked by the monster again... And again... And again... And again... Until finally I jumped out the window and there was an army of the monsters... THINGS GET VERY VIOLENT HERE! I picked up a sword from seemingly nowhere and began chopping off the monsters heads and let their blood spew everywhere while I killed all the rest of them. I collected their heads and then burned them over an open fire laughing very creepily... Yeah apparently I was a demented evil 7 year old. FEAR ME! P.S. YES AME I KNOW THIS IS VERY OLD! Lemme post and be free!

I have trolled but just not anything besides this LATELY xD. This was the latest joke I've played really. Trolling however, the last time I've trolled was the time somebody told me to shutup. I told them maybe I should because if I did maybe their period would end. When I was talking to a friend later he called me out by saying my mouth was a lot bigger than my brain, and that I was stupid for messing with him. I told him that his brain must've really stressed trying to get those words out of his mouth and that apparently his period hadn't ended yet and I sent him off with those words without letting him respond. I felt great XD

(Jake got a paper out and opened to the specified pages and then became very confused)"Uhhhh... Number 1........ The basis to creating illusions.... Yep I won't be finishing my homework tonight..." (Jake walked out the door quickly while his pokemon followed behind and he caught up with grace) "hey grace when do you think I'll be getting an amulet? These pokemon are a pain to just have around... They aren't very under control... I need to take one of these tests once I'm ready... These two are worse than I am!

I love zoroark,absol, and serperior to death and all those but of all pokemon it's hard to choose... I would have to say either kindra or hydreigon I have mastered the dragon type and of all of them I just love these two. It's too hard to pick just one though... But to pick just one it would probably have to be dragonite

(Walking in quietly) "hey emerald I finished! Don't ask how but I did it and it's all in the trash cans!" (Jake sat down and was ready to listen to what remained of the lesson)

I trolled my friend Chris a while ago by using some languages I know while texting about random things of interest Here's what happened Chris:have you seen that new Godzilla trailer? Me:no I haven't Chris: just that typical action movie thing... Chris:dude I can't believe Nelson Mandela died... Me:yeah i know. It sucks the old guy had to go. Chris: yeah he was old... But not as old as your mom! xP Me: que? Mi mami es cuarenta y uno... Chris: I am so confused... Me: wie kann man nicht wissen! Chris: ok I barely know any German but wtf? Me: xD I'm just messing with you man Chris: dang it jake. Goodnight Me:night

We have all trolled somebody before! But how have you done it lately!

I feel you man. I hit 7th grade and I have lost my ability of what I had left to socialize. After my recent social issues during 6th grade I had lost my feelings because I don't want to be emotionally hurt anymore.

"Come on houndour and sneasel we've almost got this hallway's trash done! Together we can Finish this! Just a few more pieces! (All the trash from the hallway began to stir above jake and his pokemon's heads and then jake lifted his hand signaling the pokemon to stop and they picked up the trash tossing it into the trash can) now to the next hall!" (Jake and his pokemon ran off to the next hallway trying to be quiet to not alert all the classes they ran by. When they reached the next hall they followed the same plan, creating a larger gust this time and all that halls trash came flying to them. They followed this plan until they finished the upstairs hallway block with reletive ease.) "Alright now lets hit downstairs after a quick break!" (After a few minutes they went downstairs to handle the downstairs area which was much larger however. So jake cleverly thought by finding an epicenter of air flow. By the stairs they could remove the other hallway's trash and then finish up with the cafeteria) "ok guys make this one bigger than ever!" (After some efforts from the pokemon a huge gust was formed and it sweeped out the halls) "good job guys! Now lets for our final effort finish the cafeteria!" (At the cafeteria the pokemon made another huge effort and got most of the trash. The rest was stuck under tables and on chairs which they ran around and picked) " we did it!" (Jakes pokemon cheered and jumped about with happiness and they returned to emerald's class quickly)