Absol-lutelty awesome!

Are you sure? Thanks man! Nobody can catch me now !!! Now we can rule the hill together and eat popcorn and drink capri suns!

Nope Did anyone miss me?...

Oh we're talking about spaceships? I'm talking about this hill... *stands on hill* (Hey guys, I've made my long awaited return!)

(Fire emblem forever!!!)

(Since when does ike get beaten by sonic xD)

A long time ago... Oh wait no actually just a while ago. Should spongebob be cancelled (Expecting rage) My opinion is... YES!

(I don't think korra would get beat by this guy XP)

Nah Vinny

Not vinny. Now vinny, Get over here!

For everyone who ever underestimated you Minun and Plusle!!!

Thnx, btw, Greninja is now about 3xs as useful now thanks to minun. The issue is I still have to get that rough skin chomp. I may be new to comptetives, but I know EV training. I ran Greninja slightly mixed because of its u turn power, but ok, I can make him full special if that's important. Plus, I have no clue what to lose for destiny bond. It's meant to be an annoyer.... Should I lose will o wisp or what? Btw scizor now has pursuit, and ferrothorn will make a fine lead now with stealth rocks, status capabilities, and that evil gyro ball. So the idea of my team is to deal damage on ALL the enemies pokemon while they're switching around. Pursuit, stealth rocks, will o wisp, toxic, lots of damaging moves. plus I can almost instantly set up minun, then throw in Greninja with minun's substitute with baton pass, then start the slaughter with his special set. Then I have scizor with a band for huge damage towards the middle of the battle. After that, garchomp can sd attack... Bannete has WRECKING power guys, I'm surprised none of you have ever used him... Mines level 43 and has an attack stat of 141... Then the mega gives his attack a ridiculous boost. He's my physical attacker, and my annoyer all in one! His set, Will o wisp(annoyance) Taunt(setup) Shadow sneak(for knocking out setup enemies quickly) Sucker punch (works awesome with taunt) 4 defense EVS 4 sp def EVS 4 spd EVS All other EVS go into HP and maxed out attack. What to replace with destiny bond? Current team Ferrothorn Minun Greninja Scizor Bannete Garchomp (murdoc said he's gonna Try and grab me one with rough skin)

Nah, hi Telos person

Pooring rain and lightning... Wet fuses and punks are no good... Yeah, bad day.

OMFG it's raining!!! WTF MAN!

Sounds good, but what if... You know... Mega evo... Sand force... Nuu ttar... OH NOOOO!!! And minun? Bad!? You've got! To be kidding. He's the recommended special sweep baton passer XD

I love the idea of introducing a fairy, but I'll but bluntly honest, I really just can't say no to bannete. The point of bannete was to be an annoyer and sweeper all in one with a ridiculous amount of hp bulk, and being the only current mega on my team now, I've decided to round to the more offensive baton pass set. By my calculations of battle power, Minun is the best candidate for this rather surprisingly. This beast 3rd gen pika has high speed, generally well rounded defense, and sp.attack comparable to freaking raichu. The plan is to send in minun, then substitute, nasty plot twice, then baton pass my substitute and stats to a special sweeper. Now... Some good choices include, gardevoir, Houndoom, Greninja, etc. and while they can be baton passed, they don't have to be. A choice scarfed minun can easily get off two nasty plots while the opponent sets spikes and entry hazards, while you begin wrecking with this double edged sword. Capable of efficient switches, and sweeping, while taking hits, this pokemon can easily beat whole teams. UU pokemon have some real potential! Now the question is, who should I pair with minun? I think my spec protean Greninja. This gives me two spec sweepers to fill my holes easy. Now onto walls and nuisances. Bannete and ferrothorn together is freaking status effect HELL. A prankster mega bannete capable of switching into a wall at any moment is a dangerous game, while carrying around a 471 base attack stat and huge hp, can hold its own. And if it can't, then meet my ferrothorn. Now comes this question Physical sweepers... I have scizor, but had to give up t tar and chomp. Which should I bring back? I can breed scizor to be a physical sweeper and ev train him again AUGHHH... With baton pass as an egg move, or use the speed boost blaziken with power up punches and swords dance, then baton to t tar for ultimate ownage. Now if only minus got speed boost ability and swords dance... Since sand veil is banned, I think I should bring back t tar, what do you guys think? Btw, fixed sp def issue! Maxed ferrothorns sp def. Should I grab a baton pass scizor? I'm still taking suggestions! And dobby, I like the idea, but then I'd have no physical attackers! Thnx to u I maxed ferrothorns sp def tho. Also can't get bug bite scizor QQ.

Yeah... I'm thinking iron head is good for him... Risky, but helps against Ice AND fairy. But then breeding... And ev training... AUGGH...

Everything u patriotic person u! "The question is... Are we really free" Dale gribble-

No, and yes. But wrong, u know what? Idk, screw this. Telos person!

Should I swap something for an imposter ditto??? I can HAZ TYRANITITE GEEZ??? WILL GARCHOMP EVER GET SOMETHING OTHER THAN POISON JAB FOR SOMETHING BETTER??? Idk, but find out in the next harsh Murdoc post. #breeding sucks today, not a single calm natured shuppet...

And what mega should I use? Probably bannete... Or t tar? But I don't have tyranitite!!! ;_;

I'm sorry! I don't have anything else on hand... What to have on chomp then? Fire moves? Some random ass type attack? What?

Any sort of move pool changes for my pokemon? Those would be appreciated! Scizor I understand, I just wanted to abuse the swords dance technician. T tar Stone edge Earthquake D dance Crunch Items: rocky plate (don't have anything better atm,sorry QQ) Chomp New and improved! Dragon claw Earthquake Poison jab Sdance Item:garchompite Ferrothorn Leech seed Stealth rocks Toxic Gyro ball Scizor New and improved! U turn Bullet punch Sdance Roost Current item: scizorite Bannete Shadow sneak Sucker punch Taunt Will o wisp Current item: bannetite. Greninja Ice beam Dark pulse Hydro pump U turn Current item: life orb... I also believe my new lead should be Greninja, for huge coverage, speed, and general start off, then throw in ferris red for annoyance time with stealth rocks and leech seeds and other bullsh*t people hate. Maybe then throw off scizor for attacking?... And then into bannete for either my lead at the start or around the end to ensure they stay in submission... Possibly off to t-tar And garchomp for the ending blows...

I figured a calm well ev trained mega bannete with 471 base attack with taunt, will o wisp, sucker punch, and shadow sneak was a good plan...

Bannete is like a rich mans saybleye with better stats and move pool. I ran Greninja mixed because lets be honest, u turn needs a tiny boost for what it is.