Absol-lutelty awesome!

Number invalid Answer not excepted Target shows signs of no intellect Now commencing restart 1

Good news: I'm luckily not in that list of evil haunting souls... For now... Run while you still can >: D

Your intellect is far more invalid than Grass's, you or her show no signs of attempting to amuse me, therefor amusement is not present, shall you attempt again?

You'll pull through, I might not be the funniest guy in the world. Cuz that's bill Cosby. BUT I can at least give you some sort of advice. I dealt with plenty of issues and painful long days and stretching and slipping and crutching all over the place the time I snapped my leg in half. But I didn't let that make me stop doing what I want to do, I didn't give into the pain because it's just another stupid body over reaction to something as small as getting shot with a paintball every single time. So chin up slightly older than me kid! You can get through this! Just don't let another annoying obstacle stop you from doing what you think you should be doing! Unless that's killing yourself cuz we'd miss you so please don't do that... Sincerely Jake. *epic wink*

Dammit Grass you're stupid as usual. How to give a cat a pill 1) order custom cat food from some random ass company, whatever mr.whiskers wants. 2) tell the company to put the pill inside a piece of the cat food box. 3) tell the company to put an antiemetic inside the cat food. 4) pay big dollars 5) feed cat -__- use the bit of intellect you have left in your head Grass, I'm 13 and you're... However old you are... And I came up with some way that's not completely brutal.

Horrible guess, now I hate you because of what you recently said in the dishonesty thread and because you're a terrible guesser FLUX

R is for trainer Roy

How did you know I was with Fern Alpha!? Him and I are gonna ruin Reborn together after all >: 3 ho-oh

Banned cuz #RoyalDogs

#Alpha I hate you Besides that Lunar you sure do hate Alpha don't you.

You don't understand, they only have 2 weaknesses and people are finding more and more ways to make them better, huge defense and hp is bad for me, and believe me, since my first pokemon game I've ever played the dark and dragon types were always there, I'm not concerned over them being cute and such. It's that they're literally destroying everything I've ever used and worked for. They've crushed me. When a mega gardevoir nearly 35 levels weaker than an amazingly trained lv100 hydreigon knocks it out, there's an issue. Plus in Japan they're light type, simply adding to my hatred seeing as dark types are where I've always been.

Banned because of... Uhhh... Damn I hadn't thought this through never mind.

Enjoys Princess's dishonest sexual things she does or something... Damn lemme try that again. You like Princess and her sexual commenting and whatnot. Amusing on 2 levels, laughing does not compute however.

((Who'd you kill? XD I got turned into a throne.))

Well shit, I got a 0%. dammit Emerald...

I went paintballing Saturday, man that is one painfully fun game. Today I went to school! Stay in school kids *wink*

7X2 Figure it out, I hope you can

I know I'm weak dammit! XD I DONT WANNA BE CHOPPED IN HALF BY A SWORD THAT IS HUNDREDS OF DEGREES!!! Fucking HF blades...

Oh so we're talking sword fights with people having high frequency swords, which in case you don't know, have alternating electrical currents, this literally means it weakens the atomic bonds of whatever it's slicing. Woohoo, so much fun... I'm screwed XD Sounds like fun to me actually lets go! Speaking of fun, gonna take up my offer on paintball? Hahaha...

Already states such. But what kind of techies are these kind folks? Better or same? Like I said, takes a lot to control things. Hell, this is 1900s? Here I the 2000s Japan just finished perfecting semi auto jets some time back. And controlling highly sofisticated animals? These guys are awesome.

Mother of god, we've got to deal with people who have advanced weaponry, magic, AND POKEMON?! We're before the time of WWII?! Back in the 1900s before the world war such tech wasn't available, these guys are geniuses! But of course I'm pretty sure our world isn't in the same universe as ours. So yeah no WWII. Anyways exactly HOW advanced is their tech? Is it like, better than now? Cause I can see that now actually. To control legends, it would take something as far as using advanced frequency mind control.

And I've finally found a good and possible theory for what happened. It HAD to be Grass I BLAME IT ON YOU GRASS

It's just for all of your lols. In case you've never met me I'm twice as pushy as Grasssnake. If you haven't met her or me you're screwed. In case you haven't noticed do to the common lack of common sense, I like dark types. And just for all of you who came for the lolz and enjoy a guy like me's misery, not only do I hate you, but I'm giving you a gift of a sort. I was playing my Y game a while back, just unlocked the friend safari. I felt like it was a great idea for friends to share pokemon and have your own type label and such. So I got into touch with my friend Chris. He lives in Pennsylvania, so it'd be great for him and I to exchange codes. I gave him mine and he gave me his, when I checked his it was psychic type. Perfect for him. He's so creative and open minded. However I knew if there was one dammed type in this game that wouldn't suit me it would be the one just introduced, yeah fairy type. I sure didn't want that. I'd be ok with freaking rock type over that crap. The moment my friend Chris told me what type my safari was a felt my soul inside me slowly die and have to snap its own neck just to put itself out of the horrible misery it just felt. Of all types in this game I could've got for a safari, you wanna know what I got? My polar opposite enemy of doom. The pink evil. THEM. Fucking... FAIRY... I couldn't believe it, in no way. I thought being around Grass was bad enough, but then there was this? WHY!? The sad thing is I train both dragons and dark types. I've only trained one fairy type because it has the least weaknesses and it's just to overpowered. That was my sylveon. It was originally meant to be an umbreon, until i realized the fairy threat. So I had to fight fire with fire. But a safari full of fairies, going to my friend, FROM ME OF ALL PEOPLE!? No, just no.

If rather not say... I got the one safari that literally caused my soul to die and then snap it's own neck to put itself out of its own misery once I saw the type... FUCKING FAIRIES DAMMIT OF ALL THE TYPES I GOT THE ONE I HATE MOST! ITS MY POLAR OPPOSITE!

I literally have experimented different dragonite EV sets and leveled them up to full potential and then simply recorded my experiments yields to see which was the best. I do this with lots of pokemon in fact. The process is super long but for dragonite lovers here's a little leak from me. The best dragonite seems to be whenever every single stat EV is absolutely even. Not as easy as it sounds. But when your dragonite survives blizzard attacks and still hits hard as hell, you know you've got it right.