Absol-lutelty awesome!

Strange

Majestic stoutland

A is for astonish! AHHH IM SO ASTONISHED BY YOU HITTING ME! *flinches*

Derp

#magikarpkiller So you wanna kill us with pillows?

A somebody

Mayonnaise! Wait what? You're telling me THATS not a number!? No way! 24

Wow, I've been having some serous food for thought here. These questions have been itching at the back of my mind for a while when I'm in the community. Is team shadow technologically advanced? If so is their tech better than ours? Have they created mass destructive classed weaponry? Nukes, chemical bombs, warheads, etc. What are team shadows believes or motivation? What is their view on the world? Do they use weapons and science instead of magic and such we use? Why do they choose to fight/kill? (I'm aware they're after the legendaries to dominate and conquer the village of clouds and vice versa) Do they believe poke-people are insufficient beings? Do they have reasons to fight/kill at all or are they a sadistic/insane group of people? If the theory that women feel pain worse than guys do, you wanna go paintballing with me next weekend grass? >: D

^ THE BEST EVAR!!!!!! Luv it so much!

That feeling when #dogesong

... What... So now ... Means sick?

Murdoc is right again XD

No.... Shattered toaster! I mean sky.

WUTTTTTT?! Is afraid of fairy pokemon (I am XD)

thank you for this thread captain Hazama! Psychological games sound more fun than harm... First I would invite the person to a fake party and I'd have to invite other people to make it seem real... Give them a celebratorial wine... Except it has a anesthetic in it... Night night in less than a minute and thirty seconds! Once they are asleep I would freak out and tell the party to leave and that I needed to take the person to the hospital. Once we were alone I would place them in the torture room and give them serious amnesia with an overdose of Flunitrazepam! They wouldn't know what the hell they were doing! That's when the fun starts... I'd start playing with their head. Make the puzzles they go through demoralize them, for example I'd make them have to build a key from pieces and then find a way to keep all the pieces together, which would be to use the torch in the room not only burning their hand but melting and welding the key. Then at the push of a button the key would fall apart right in front of their face just as they're about to open the door. This would trap them and they would become extremely psychologically demoralized. But then I'd just open the door up later XD they would continue into chamber 2 This is where things might get ugly... Inside this chamber they would have to open the door using a sacrifice, they would either have to give their own arm or find another sacrificial arm. Now when somebody has amnesia and they're inside of psychological game chambers they'd have some serious issues once they became psychologically demoralized, their loneliness could make them attach to inanimate objects. This is true XD. There are human like dummies in the room that I can make talk with the use of buttons on my control panel of course. By using these I can make the now slightly insane person even more insane due to being alone with these talking objects. It disrupts the spectrum of societal norms. Now they're literally coocoo crazy. Talking to talking dummies crazy. And now that they're insane enough to think these talking dummies have feelings, why should he have to use their arm to escape? It causes their insane mind to have to decide me or friend. That's a hard decision and we all know it. Chamber 3 final chamber This room is knee deep water with boxes everywhere. Suddenly a crocodile comes around the corner. The subject jumps onto one of the boxes. There are ten rooms. And two major rooms. In the first major room there are the ten small rooms alongside the hallway. Inside of the rooms is a switch. They have to flick it and they have a time limit to get to the door at the end of the hall in time while avoiding the croc. In major room two they must avoid two crocs while using the boxes and their are no extra rooms to enter. The door to escape is at the end of the small room but their is a nozzle they must turn to open the door, it would take much longer than enough time for one of the crocs to eat them while they turn it. At the set of boxes next to the door a knife can be found, they must cut off a piece of their body large enough to satisfy the crocs while the subject turns the nozzle and opens the door and leaves. The point of the chamber? By inducing the feeling of helplessness to avoid death one becomes extremely insane. And they even had to remove a limb or two to leave the chambers... Muhahahahahahahaha..... My god I am a dark child....

Changes avatars even less than Alpha! ...wait did I just say that dishonest thing out loud?

The Texans football team were wrecking everyone who they ever went against in 2011 and 2012. They literally had absoluteltly no challenge coming to them those years except for the time the Ravens came to the field and gave them a hard time. Then it happened... 2013- football season- Texas- who cares about the damn time- you expect me to know the date? A wild Coach Kubiak appeared! He ruined the Texans completely. They lost nearly every game! Worst Coach ever! >: P Then once Kubiak left everything became normal... Except that was at the end of the season! *facepalm* Dammit Kubiak... Ps: can't wait for Super Bowl! Maybe the Texans will do better this year! *scratches face in corner* Hopefully HE won't coach them again...

What's your deal sad again?

Well my role play character is perfected and can be posted to all! Name- Jake Kurai (<--- hint, dats a Japanese word) Age- 13 Gender- male Race- white Appearance- a tall boy, nearly 5.9 with medium length (just enough for small bangs) dirty blonde hair and gray-blue eyes. He is usually found wearing a long sleeved black shirt and dark blue jeans. His shoes are black sneakers. Although he is strong and quite fast his build is not particularly muscular. Origin- all that is currently known of him is that he has a mother, father, brother, two cats, and a genetic father that had been divorced by his mother when Jake was around age 2. He was born and raised in mossdeep city and witnessed the Team Magma rocket fuel heist. His mother is a professional nurse and his current father is a war veteran sniper. He now runs a small car shop. His genetic father's work is unknown. His brother is only 8. His first cat a large umbreon, was brought home from a shelter when Jake was 5. His second cat, a small meowth, was found inside the exhaust of his father's car when Jake was 12. Skills/weaknesses- he is strong and fast but when put up against a stronger or more tactically skilled enemy he is quickly overpowered either by brute strength or not being able to withstand the more acrobatic or skilled fighting style of an opponent. He is not very good at escaping chokeholds but doesn't give up trying to escape any sort of hold very quickly and will fight until he is overpowered or simply defeated by the hold. He is skilled with throwing knives, knives in general, and very long ranged lethal non-throwing weapons such as a bow or rifle. He is great with explosives too. However he is the least reliable person to come to for usage of large weapons.He prefers to have the advantage of stealth and would rather subdue an enemy than fight them. He is relatively easy to subdue however. Shows a weakness to heat and being hit very hard. He has a huge fear of needles and cannot stay calm or keep his sanity when exposed to them. He is very weak to pressure points. He often doesn't take his friends or superiors advice, leading to issues or even failure at times. Personality- normally he has a frisky and calm personality He has mood swings that can interrupt situations and can turn them sour quickly, it also constantly is a pain for one of the moods he commonly swings to is timid and peaceful, the other most common is a more violent and sadistic and sarcastically rude personality, the other less common ones can be anxious, excited, or nervous etc. the reason for these swings is unknown. Fighting style- he prefers to avoid confrontation of enemies and if he must he will use tactics and trickery over strength. He waits for the enemy to throw the first punches and tries to figure out and find the weakness of the enemy fighting style. Type association- skilled with dark and dragon type pokemon. Very bad with electric and fairy pokemon. Current rps- poke-people

Lol this sucks I'm stuck until next period, then I can actually post.

The musketeers... I think they're just long livers. Just there to protect and die off some day.

No duh dummy, they're like gods. They rule separate fields of existence in full, they ARE gods to be more exact. They don't need to reproduce, they're immortal! Murdoc is indeed correct, groudon, Kyogre, and rayquaza live for thousands of years and are Literally supplied life by the earth, they live until they either can no longer be allowed to live by this planet, or the world ends. Pokemon like deoxys depict extra viruses, their are millions of them.

Good for you.

A knock was at the gym's door. A student stood up and briskly approached the door. He slowly cracked it open to see Jake's infinitely hard eyes staring down at him as he looked. Jake was using a set of crutches and had a small bundle of medical wrapping around his lower knee. The boy that had answered the door for him was rather surprised to see the normally mean, and rather sarcastic "Rogue" Jake in such a weak position. He let him in and Jake, trying to avoid embarrassment crutched into the door and went for a spot to sit. he sat down slowly and covered his face to prevent from his slight blushing from showing. The teacher then told him he wouldn't be able to participate until he healed. Jake angrily, sat in the gym's corner.

Why's that? Dark types will rule this world some day... They must be hiding and planning to sink the coast guards ships. Then they would progress to attack the Navy since the coast guard can no longer give them live feed information. They then continue to cut off our oil drills and prevent search and rescue missions by securing the ocean perimeter. Nautical domination, Achieved by an army of fish that everyone hates on.