Sutoratosu

"Pray to the goddess that you crit me like you've critted no one else before then," "Otherwise I'll show you what true suffering is like, dancer boy...let's see you preform with all your vitals feeling like they've ruptured at once." Oh lawd...

Still wanna see what Maya's would be... "Let me guess.... the first is yourself; and the second is yourself yet again."

It's terrible man, trust me... it's gonna be terrible XD

"Well, that was...interesting to say the least. But I still don't care, they're both grown women, they can do each other however they want... I just don't feel like dealing with any burns that might come out of the affair."

"I'm not an ordinary Sister. My father used to slice up and burn alot of verses and testaments because he found them more intended towards advancing the secular ambitions of church officials than the will of the goddess...so no, I don't carry scripture with me. Most of what I need and actually follow is memorized, the rites of exorcism though, aren't..." "Alright...fine, if you think it's such a non issue. If she burns down the camp in the middle of the night though, or sneaks off and slaughters a village or something, well...don't ever say I didn't warn you." Gotta love how crazy shit gets around here, don't ya?

"See what I mean? Well, someone get me some scripture, we've got to drive whatever's possessing her out before it takes complete hold...and take that Fire Tome from her while you're at it; She's already enough of a pyromaniac when she's normal, Goddess knows what she might try in this state."

"It's not much different than speaking in tongues, really..."

"..." "Let's be honest, half the time not even I can tell what he's really thinking behind that poker face..."

Maya just be like

"Exactly as planned...oh really?" Mayanna scoffed dismissively at the mage, "It seemed to me like you were about to eat a face full of iron just now...dumb luck is more like it. The spirits saved your skin this time, but try and pay better attention to the men who want to execute all of us and mount Saffron's head on a pike and parade it around the capital, would you?"

Oh she was? Hadn't noticed...welp... *Writes down his orders and sends them via carrier Raven* EDIT: Also Pyon, you still got Maya listed as 20/20 max health instead of 21/21 like it says in the OP

Not quite exactly. But Maya will most definitely be the first to do it, I'm sure...

Well, hey man, Accidents happen XD Just ask Luka... he can tell ya all about it. Seriously, I think the kid managed to somehow invent a new category of magic when he pulled that arrow stunt: There was Dark, Light, Anima, and Staves...and now, there is the Facepalm category as well XD

Well...Serene has 11 MAG, Fire has 4 might... She still does a good 10 damage to Meredith with a single blow, and Meredith inturn... Serene has 1 DEF, Meredith comes in at 7 STR + Iron Lance's 7 Might for a whoping 13 damage... Yeah, ya'll just gonna have to split that vulnary, Maya ain't going anywhere near that situation XD Also fun fact: In a hypothetical Sparring scenario it's literally impossible for any of our mages to defeat Maya, not even Terrin the mighty Thunder Blunder...He's got the highest Mag at 13 and even he only does 5 damage with a normal hit (via Thunder)...which with Self-Healing on every turn, is more or less completely negated... and even with a crit Maya's heal output still outdoes the damage. #RESForDays!

I meant more for Meredith... I don't think her armor or weapons are all that flameproof, all things considered... and that reminds me of the olden days when Maya used to shoot arrows made of pure healing flames at people... ah, Gaelach Basm, that RP died far too damn early...infact, I didn't even get to fire a single arrow at all or really show off what White Fire could do, that's how fucking early it kick the bucket...

Actually I like that idea, gives the perfect way to rid myself of the damn thing if she doesn't end up trying to give it to Klaren for reasons It isn't a question of if she'll get a break with ya'll's foolish post-battle antics, only if she'll make a break...

*Enters the room, overhears the mere mention of the idea, turns around and walks away immediately* "Nooooooope. Not dealing with it. Do what you want with each other, you're both grown women, and I don't really care; just don't come crying to me about it afterwards." Besides, her lance would probably melt after just a few blows...and so would the javelin too... or simply combust on the spot if the handles are made of wood...

Ah yes, the alternate timeline... the warp was so subtle, none of us felt it, not even myself as I emerged through the gate and into this world... But would Meredith actually know about the PSH&D (Psychosomatic Harmony & Dissonance)? I mean, assuming she actually interviewed everyone at some point like she did Serene and Radburn... though then again, it's not like Maya goes advertising that she knows how to wreck minds and inflict terrible suffering with a tool meant for the exact opposite of such, so... Nah man, Pyon said he never joined to begin with

Hell, I want to see what she'll come up with for Maya... Actually hell, what I really want is to hear about how she even got on the squad to begin with...seeing as how my whole entry into this glorious madhouse caused a bit of a gray area resulting in Adrienn canonically having never joined the Misguided Children and Mayanna just kinda...appearing in his place and taking over his job miraculously.

Same