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  1. STEPHEN FY STEPPED DOWN FROM QI A YEAR AND A HALF AGO AND IM LIKE VAT IN THE FROLLICKING FUCK MY GUY

     

    he'd been doing that show for 13 years, more than half my lifetime.

  2. Kenny, send this down to Special investigations, no one knows what to make of the corpse. It wasn't a costume and we can't identify the weapon used on the victims. --- Incident report Case 12P63 Date: 12/3/1991 Crime: Five counts of first degree murder, one count of second degree murder, one count of GTA, two counts of public urination, one count of driving under the influence, two counts of petty theft. Last night the response teams were called out to investigate calls claiming an unidentified assailant had assaulted the offices of Sega games, inflicting grievous bodily harm on employees of the company and wreaking havoc in the rest of the building. Officers arrived on the scene at 2:04 in the morning. Witnesses claim the assailant entered the building at 11:47pm and proceeded to assault and gravely wound the two employees, Yuji Naka and Naoto Ohshima, still working on their current project, CCTV recordings verify this testimony. The individual can be described as what seems to be an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog, notably similar to the character featured in the project aforementioned employees were currently working on, Sonic the Hedgehog. Speculation suggests the perpetrator was wearing a costume at the time. On entering the building the perpetrator committed several counts of petty crime as listed above before being confronted by building security. The security officers attempted to detain him and took him to their office. They questioned the perpetrator as to what their goal was. The following is the transcript of the interview. Officer Kowalski: "State your name." Perpetrator: "Sonic" O.K: "Age?" S: "Too old" O.K: "Please state your age for the record." S: "Too FUCKING old, you dumb fuck." O.K: "please refrain from cursing, sir." S: "Oh so in thsi timeline i'm a sir? At least I can't get fucking pregnant again." O.K: "Excuse me sir?" S: "Oh yeah, if anyone knows about gender fluidity it's me." O.K: "Sir, can you jsut give me your age." S: "Wait, I've been on tumblr, that's not gender fluidity." O.K : "Tumblr, sir?" S: "The scrotum of the internet. Wait, that's 4chan. Tumblr is the armpit." O.K: "Si-" At this time the perpetrator underwent an epileptic seizure. He then proceeded to assault Officer Kowalski and his co-workers, eviscerating their abdomens. There was one survivor found, an Officer Yukinome. At this time, 1:24am, the perp proceeded to assault the employees on the 4th floor of the building and their secretary. The secretary has been hospitalised, the two other victims are currently undergoing an autopsy. The secretary, a Ms Kiyoshita, gave an account of what the perpetrator said to the victims. S: "You little shits brought me into this world. I've tried to come out of it. God bless those chaos emeralds, time travel is so FUCKING useful for going back in time and fixing things. Well, it would be, if anything I ever tried worked. You know in the normal timeline this shit-hole company dominates the market for the next five decades? My first attempt was tanking Sega, making the other game companies top dog, if you died I'd fade into obscurity and I WOULDN'T BE FORCED INTO HORRIFIC FANFICTIONS WITH EVERY OTHER FICTIONAL FUCKWAD YOU COULD THINK OF. No more sex, damn it, no more sex or pregnancy or living with a family, no more gender swapping or irregular genitalia or inter dimensional shipping NO MORE." The perpetrator fell silent for roughly thirty minutes, during this time a call was surreptitiously placed b the employees during this time before the perpetrator resumed. "No no no no no it didn't work did it? So the next time I tried to stop you I just bought the company and scrapped it. You were so invested though, you went on to make me anyway. I became an indie star and Nintendo still adopted me. So many more years subjected to all of that until I found the emeralds again. This time, I'm not playing nice." On arrival at the scene the responding officers attempted to take the perpetrator into custody. He resisted arrest and the offciers were forced to use lethal force in self defence. Refer to case file 12P45 for more details on the officers conduct and the ensuing trial. Signed, Detective Kenshita.
  3. can i have your orbs for this banner then id like some bunny girls n bois plox instead i got dragon girls and FUCKIN CECILIA hhhhhhhhh
  4. no more full 3* rolls pls they aren't even new characters
  5. buddy guy friend pal hmu i need a favour not of the saxual variety.

    1. Marcello

      Marcello

      I am glad it is not saxual

       

      I do not even play the sax

  6. I neeeeeed the bunny girls and i'm saving every orb i can get my hands on for them.
  7. there'sa running list arku, its rngesus who decides now.
  8. my resting bitch face evolved into latent serial killer face!

  9. I mean bioware has standards of its own for animation, so long as the writing and gameplay, which I've heard is vastly improved with more mobility and the opportunity to change your class, is as good as ever then the animation is irrelevant. Dragon Age Origins and the first two Mass effect games were as janky, if not more, and they hold up to 80% of releases to this day imo. So that issue is a superficial complaint. Even DA2 scoots by through sheer writing prowess, ME3 is up to the individual more than the rest, I think. As for viewpoints, Bioware and its teams have always been progressive, right from the word go they were all for sexual freedom, having a diverse cast of genders, orientations and races, fantastical and closer to home. Hell, a good chunk of the humans in both series are white with characters like Isabella or Vivian ( i think that was her name at least, the Mages Circle Templar Mage you could recruit into your party) from DA2 and Inquisition being more of an exception than a standard, so I can't see any evidence of tampering at odds with what they've done before. I'm not sure if it was Bioware, there's a small chance it was Blizzard, but when one of their writers was under fire for being too PC her boss adamantly defended her. The company has decent writing integrity to me and a game should not be dismissed because of one prominent persons views.
  10. You want a fantasy book that subverts traditional heroic protagonists, go read The Travellers Gate trilogy. When protagonist Simon's village is attacked by the big bad goobidy gobble Empire a new hero is revealed... and it isn't Simon. A resistance force swoops in to take this new hero away to train him and an epic saga begins, a battle between the empire and the resistance forces. But what the fuck does Simon do? His friend was abducted in the raid and he can't leave it all to the hero! He goes to an eldritch abomination/location and seeks training from a mentally deranged man on how to harness that locations powers to become someone altogether stronger. The story does a fantastic job of highlighting what happens when power is given to those who don't deserve it. It has a very well fleshed out magic system, which isn't quite magic per se, but the worldly lore is somewhat lacking. The trilogy definitely has a big focus on the main events and doesn't bog you down with details about the world at large very often, this is remedied in the few side stories the author has published though if that's what you like. The dialogue is snappy and engaging if not humorous and the writer uses a very clever and interesting conceit to maintain that dialogue with a lot of variation to keep you interested. It's also one of the few fantasy series that has the characters take several levels in bad-ass and keep the power scaling feeling natural thanks to the series' short length. Also it has some awesome fucking fights which, dunno if you noticed, is hard with books.
  11. SO i made up a random japanese sentence with random words that i half remembered and then put it into google translate. The closest it got was "It was a strange thing I tried" which is fkn fitting

  12. i have select moments where i wonder what I am doing and my answer is always 'Dicking around'

  13. communication is nice and will defo keep the game going a hell of a lot longer than other fads *cough* POGO *cough*
  14. I'm almost certain type bonuses aren't negated by svallin, it only affects bonuses like vs flying, infantry and armour. Otherwise Sheena wouldn't get nuked by reds like she does.
  15. not that it matters, most armour units like hector or effie don't need it.
  16. the reason the EF thing was so infamous really is cuz it served as a catharsis of all the pent up frustration in the community, which was good but not really sustainable. Once you get through ranting its down to the auth to act, there's still that power imbalance. Then you're just on repeat like a bad song bad song bad song bad song bad song bad song.
  17. So michalis is flying sheena thats cOOL THAT DIDNT INVALIDATE MY FAVE UNIT
  18. tbh i think the meta will shift in favour of counters to the previous meta, so taking on board the slightly lower tier heroes will be a better idea. You get their base strengths but they're not outright countered like Taco and hector will be. For example, hector is now invalidated by any sword unit with a half decent attack and axebreaker, like my lucina.
  19. 8/10 decent quality but screams edge to me, idk the character tho so hey ho
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    1. Deleted User

      Deleted User

      Why is everyone giving me such good deals today???

  21. would you believe i was raised as a pure and innocent catholic boy?

    1. Hycrox

      Hycrox

      yes, that explains everything

    2. Marcello
  22. I still nominate arkhi. Are you drawing suggestions from the topic for the next interview or are you listing every recommendation over the topics?
  23. RN i've got going Offensive Sheena KA+, Bonfire, Svalinn, Wings of mercy, Hone attack. You know what makes a good tank, a tank who can give as good as she gets. Killer axe + bonfire leverages her defence stat of 36, in my case, to bring her attack to a whopping 57, hand out big ol damage spikes which you hit pretty much every time you engage a melee unit cuz so few things can kill her outright. Wings of Mercy to supplement her movement issues as an armour and be the saving grace for any weaker units. Hone attack for the frailer units i tend to use, my team is generally a bunch of controlled offence to boot out major threats. thus attack buffs help more than defence. Camilla Just give her vantage, she's p frail so if you send her in against a melee unit she'll typically kill but be in dire straits after. Vantage means she does a wee bit more, she's also less likely to be countered in the meta rn than takumi so it's a better place to put that vantage.
  24. Fie is best, I have decided this.

    1. Felicity

      Felicity

      Well, Fie and Gaius but that's a forbidden bromance.

    2. Commander

      Commander

      That is not how you spell Towa.

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