Felicity

Note: I only realised recently that the name Alucard is a reversal of Dracula

Still. Braviaries Cousin would actually be Mandibuzz.

'Murica bird may be loyal, but Staraptor is far more persistent overall. He doesn't need the stigma of friendship to continually stand up to bigger foes despite illness or injury. Staraptor does not have swag, that is beneath him. Correct yourself Azery. EDIT: Braviary isn't actually one of the regional starting birds btw. For unova, that falls to Pidove. Furthermore, Braviary only has the slightest advantage i attack strength by 3 points and staraptor is much faster, though Braviary is slightly bulkier. It may life a car but it still has the same damage output.

If that is your only reason for choosing staraptor I will have lieutenant Dave destroy your bird. Staraptor deserves some respect.

Whaaaaaaaaat...? I mean, I did ship literally everyone together previously, but there's no orgies involved.

So what's yhe issue with going along with Chim?

afaik, nothing much. It just kinda ended on Mareek storming out.

What's happening with Noela? I made her split from the slums group because she actually had no reason to stay and a desire to leave the psycho snake guy.

Note: I'd say Diggersby with HP goes in staple tier. From getting it before Corey it puts in work on most gyms after that. It even put in work versus Serra for me which surprised me. I actually tried taking it our of my team after kiki but it's sheer usefulness kept bringing it back ot of the pc.

You're trying to take on Red? Shut up

I rarely do Nintendo. If i'm honest I can't stand Mario. Just how he's so often rehashed and twisted grinds on my nerves like all hell. Zelda games I can handle but i don't like how reliant a lot of puzzles and temples can be reliant on one item/mechanic. Kinda boring for me. I guess that leaves me Fire Emblem cuz I did love awakening

Ame, why are you not Impossible? You should be impossible

Imma keep Claude silent for he time being. I'm not really sure what to do with him aside from maybe send him off to find Jaime. I would get him to chat with those around him but honestly after the spat with Mareek he'd be kinda ill tempered and not wanna talk : p

Note: Sigs goons like psychic types too, but not the point. I'm for the Makuhita move to an extent, but what about Mankey? I know you can get wild Primeapes and mankeys at route 1 having caught a shiny myself, but why not in the slums too? There's a reason it's an early mon in 1st gen aside from brock. : p

8/10 Your Avy looks like a proper Gentleman

Hey, I was late to the party but I still had some points >.> Plus I didn't get that far, I got tired of reading 5+ pages. And I did speak of the starter thing too! And I'll take the warning point, I made valid points there dammit

I'm sorry to bring Talon back up but just to note, I'm pretty sure you can breed will 'o onto talon. A nigh unparraleled crippler? Naw. Also, I don't think it was mentioned, but Talon would kinda hurt Charlotte too. Volcarona won't take a BB/Acrobatics and Typhlosions Eruption won't be a thing ever again, if it didn't take it to yellow I'd be shocked. Looking back on it, a lot of charlottes team is physically frail, Talon would hurt her a lot. Furthermore, in game healing is good because it's Always a sollid 50%. When you're running with healing items that just don't heal enough, 50% is nice. Especially if one was caught off guard and didn't stock up, independent of having money. Next, this is being looked at from a knowledgable stand point. You're a new player say, you get some birds but then- oh look-the bird renowned in OU. You've heard of how hard reborn is, Talon would be a great powerhouse! This is what a new player will probs be thinking. And so, poor pidgey and tranquil will never get a look in. In regards to the starter thing, it was being looked at from the PoV of an experienced player. This entire shindig we have going is actually intended to basically be a big ol' beta with constant feedback looking to finish it for the new player. Therefore, I think mugging is a perfectly viable option. It still happens, look at the Salesman event now, just rescript that. EDIT Blitzle should replace manectric imo, hail to the lightning dog but Mane is too strong with Charge beam in the common factory feild

Part 3: The Family? I said a little while ago that the morning of the interview were when thing started, right? I'm debating on changing that because now that i'm talking about it, I think it really wasn't. It was the morning after that when I woke up, bleary eyed and yawning despite it being 10 am on a Saturday, to find two new members sitting at the table along with my family. Mum and Dad were sitting at the table, already finished with their own meal and checking the news on their tablets as per usual. Liz on the other hand was looking right at me, very nervous. She was twirling a lock of her own shoulder-length auburn hair as she watched me with shaky blue eyes like mine through a... Damn, I remember exactly what I thought then. That's surprising. Why the fuck is my sister wearing a monocle? I figured it was to do with our new guests, seeing as they too wore monocles. Anyway, the hair and eyes were, are, pretty much where our similarities stop. Mainly because she was, y'know, female. Rather than looking like me, an ever-so handsome man, she had softer looks, a button nose, rosy cheeks, yada-yada, typical 14 year old little sister. At that time she tended to lock herself away in her room. I decided it was studying. Of curse today she was down here. And staring at me. Intensely. "Uh, morning. Anyone wanna clue me in?" I asked to the room as I went around the room looking for a bowl and some cereal. It was Dad who responded first, giving me a strange look. "Into what?" I love when people respond that way. Ever so helpful. "Why we have two new guests. And why Liz has a new accessory." My last words had a fairly big effect on the room. My parents gave me the queerest look I'd ever gotten, the two new visitors beamed at me and then Liz downright squealed. She shot out of her seat, knocking it over and scaring the shit out of my parents, and tackled me with a hug. Unfortunately I couldn't juggle the surprise and my food at once so I dropped the bowl of Coco snaps I had prepared onto the floor. (Didn't matter much, stupid knock off brands taste like shit anyway) My dad then laughed at me heartily, my mother giggling slightly next to him. "Did that scare you Jerry?" He asked. I suppose he thought I had dropped it in my shock at the chair. Despite my rational mind knowing why I had really dropped my food and that he was being weirder than me, I still blushed. I grabbed some kitchen roll and started clearing up my mess. When I had done so and gathered the shards of the bowl, I walked out and around the house. Liz followed me, waiting until we were actually outside to talk. "What the f- hell is going on?" She asked me in a rush like I had as much a clue as her. I gave her a blank stare, noting absent-mindedly how she had almost cursed whilst I tried to figure out the situation. I sighed and sat down in one of our old plastic chairs, enjoying the summer morning and the breeze. "Tell me everything you remember first" I told her. I had every reason to assume something had happened to her. Best I got the whole story then and there. She shuffled a bit, unsure of something. I'd like to say that I knew everything going on her head, the competent big brother who knew his little sister as one would expect of a responsible sibling. Truth was I knew as much about her as I did about the average woman. Jack shit. So I was sat there, trying my damndest to appear like a responsible elder until she finally came out with it.

Happy Pyyrthday. I tried, shuddup

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You want humour go watch Binbougami-ga! Hilarious

Tut tut, you're Slaking on your Joke duties by pushing it onto us.