Ok, several points 
1: Gender. Fuck Y'all i'm an Elf, ain't nobody seen my genitalia so none o' you gets to decide dat 
2: Spiders. They can make webs in places other than my house, if they choose to do so in my territory, then i shall defend aforementioned territory. Nature. 
3: Trolling: You don't troll, you succeed. 
4: Grudges:  
5: I just wanted a fifth point