Ok, several points
1: Gender. Fuck Y'all i'm an Elf, ain't nobody seen my genitalia so none o' you gets to decide dat
2: Spiders. They can make webs in places other than my house, if they choose to do so in my territory, then i shall defend aforementioned territory. Nature.
3: Trolling: You don't troll, you succeed.
4: Grudges:
5: I just wanted a fifth point