Here is my team (still hellbent on naming everything after tarot cards)
Criticize away .3.
Judgement (Gallade) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Psycho Cut
- Knock Off
- Protect
Justice (Staraptor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Double-Edge
- Close Combat
- U-turn
Temperance (Milotic) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Competitive
EVs: 236 HP / 140 Def / 132 SpA
Modest Nature
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Mirror Coat
- Icy Wind
The Fool (Whimsicott) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Tailwind
- Encore
- Giga Drain
- Moonblast
The Emperor (Nidoking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
- Sludge Bomb
Death (Garchomp) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Outrage
- Rock Slide