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I didn't know that. BBD

Maybe, maybe. It is good to see the life is coming back to this place. Shing, this is a race between you and BBD. Whoever comes here first wins one clap.

Nope, it is I, the one and only me. AuthorReborn, you're next.

To be honest, playing as a young AZ having a god-like Floette by your side and knowing how to build a weapon that causes massive destruction while surviving a war between people and pokemon....yeah that would be kinda awesome for a pokemon game. Would lol if young AZ lived in a MadMax-kind of world...in the past. What if I told you that Arceus is just a puppet of the true god...unown? That pokemon that you always deemed as useless, is in fact able to combine in endless ways to build all reality around you. Number unowns, letter unowns, all of them combine as the code necessary for other pokemon, humans, the universe itself, to exist. You can never kill the unown, since that would destroy the fabric of reality in the process. What if I told you that?

Movie. And movies based on novels. And finally, the novels those movies were based on. From the four bear pokemon (Beartic, Spinda, Pangoro and Ursaring), which one you choose, knowing you can only choose...ONE? Note that cubchoo, tediursa and pancham are also an option.

Ice crake. Duh. Would you rather read a book or read a comic/manga/something with pictures?

Oooh so that's what a MIA is. Thanks BBD Oris, it's been a while. I invoke you!

Mega Tyranitar and Mega Gardevoir are the two I like more when it comes to use them in battle. Tyranitar if invested wisely in defense can at least survive a hit from anything not setted up and attack back with an always powerful hit, while Gardevoir with the right support here and there can sweep with a pixilate hyper voice that no substituted foe can survive...unless specially defensive....or steel type. For looks, Mega Beedrill, Mega Audino and Mega Mawile. First's a friggin insect drone, almost robotic (in fact a bug/steel typing wouldn't bee too farfetched for this pokemon, just look at all those metal spears!) while the second's a beautiful white mage that provides with a "Gandalf the white+Madoka Magica" kind of essence to the battlefield, I love it. The third is the queen of piranha plants, and everyone knows what M-Mawile does with that attack stat, lol. Now that I'm at it, I should also point out my least fav megas as well, because I'm too lazy to see if there's a "least favourite mega" thread. So here we have Mega Slowbro (NEVER let it set up or it won't die, rest eliminates whatever burn or toxic stall you might be planing, while calm mind makes it impossible to kill by special means plus ice beam is a very hard-hitting move). It's design isn't really bugging me: it's silly but understandable assuming the progress of the soul-consuming shellder: today your tail, tomorrow your whole body. And my second least favourite, putting aside the overpowered beasts such as M-Metagross and M-Salamence (that I don't like but I can understand why others do), is M-Rayquaza. Mega Mewtwo is almost there, but not quite because I like the guys (even though I would have prefered only ONE mega for every mon, and also how the hell does mewtwo have one, what bond do you have with any trainer you depressed embrio drama queen?). Regardless, M-Ray quay quay is disgusting. More powerful than god, more powerful than mewtwo, what are you doing ray quay quay? you can't do that unless you're in dragon ball, but you're in pokemon, don't overpower everything...

Shing will soon be here Ashes, do not rush it. That said, Oris.

Shing the knowledge you gather about each and every single member of the forums amazes me.... and disturbs me. You're the ultimate stalker XD Anywas, shing next.

Wait what does MIA means? Where's BBD and what did you do to him Author?!? Author come here and answer my drama-queen questions.

Balloon Boi Dickens, please report in this thread ASAP!

Not quite. BBD, now!

Ashes is the only one who got it right. You have future in the prediction bussiness. Shing, fuck you mate XD

I'm... Ame now? Well time to go kill some budews. brb Ashes.

Is that... a Stitch reference? Love it o^o

What if ghost pokemon were able to transport human souls between this world and theirs? Would that mean that when we die here we respawn in the pokemon world?

What if the pokemon world was actually our world....in the future?

Who's tack? sure isn't me... Ashes.

Probably not. Wait... Ugh whatevs, Shing?

Probably yes. Shing?

Not quite. Ashes.

Horrible! Everyone knows the only acceptable name for a crustle is Mr.Krabs. Lasagna? Please... delicious food tho. A hoppip named Adobe Flash

Ashes is about to post. I get what you think I was trying to do, but the truth is I ran out of ideas. But if you want a ninja war, we'll have it. Nothing else to do really, so... Also, Balloon Boy Destroyer. That's your name. It has a D now. You wanted the D, now you have it. XD Ashes.