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Don't worry Shing, I have a plan for both of us to make it alive out of this. I only need a car, false IDs, some oreos and a map that shows how to get to Tijuana in 5 easy steps. But yeah everyone else is doomed.

...driven insane by...

Booty...terrain? Guys, guys, I don't think we're seeing the full dimension of what Yash and you [shing] just came up with. Do you imagine this, booty terrain you speak of, as a field effect? The mere thought of such death and destruction brought by the ultimate bed-master combination upon the battlefield makes me shiver in bliss and horror. This is the true beauty of chaos.

Terrain? OMG that's the best fucking name ever. I show my respects. However, such character shall never materialize in this world, otherwise we all should be praising our new master-bed overlord.

What, Shing? Did you really think the expression "50 shades of Shade" was just for the lulz?

-Cain: Not a problem bb, Cain can be anything you like *ultimate wink wink*

Bed: this one I haven't quite thought about it until now (I wonder why ¬¬), but if I must choose, then... Cain? I mean the bitch's always talking of how good he's in bed, then come and back it up I say! Of the girls... well Luna seems to be all about roleplaying or something, that'd be funny for sure. Probably Charlotte too, but she's too much woman for the likes of me. And I'm sure both Sapphira and Titania would leave me crying in a corner. I don't even want to think what Terra would do to me... Wed: Shelly (lol, I truly truly like her personality; the other option would be Victoria but she has an academy to run so...) Behead: let's see, we've got grasshole, religious fanatic, insane child abuser, creepy bug kid, and meteor admins. Of all these, I think Sigmund, Solaris and El should get their head off IMO. Fern is necessary to balance the cosmic order and prevent the heat death of the universe or some shit, and Bennet is just a kid. Taka is actually pretty lovable, and ZEL would still have two more heads to go *lol dem head jokes ashagsgaf!!!1!!1!111!1*

On spanish: all of them are great, but I don't have a favourite one that I can think of right now. On english: queue and vanish. They sound so funny.

None, all of Reborn's citizens are INSANE! Seriously now: -Wifi waifu: for personality, Shelly (I love that shy, insecure but yet caring girl); for looks, either Luna or Alice; they look quite the same, blonde cuties of darkness <3 Gossip Gardevoir would be here too, if she was in the human-like egg group, but nope, she had to be amorphous... -Husbando: Cain (the only one. Also, he has the advantage that none of us have to fight for his love; we all become his harem and that's about it)

Don't sell it. You'll find the rest out on your own.

Motor-call-received

Gamagori, Ira.

Team: Shadow (yeah I know "oh thatz so edgie!") Goal: pretty much they want to draw attention over intentional terrorist acts they do on purpose but making it look as if it was other organisation's or team's doing, so while the whole world and mass-media is talking about what happens on the "surface", they can manage to execute their operations in secret and without almost anyone noticing (except some 10-year-old kid I guess...). Their main goal is to steal technology and money and leaving fake clues behind to put the rest of terrorist organisations against each other. With the power they pretend to accumulate over time, and the inevitable self-destruction of their competition, they plan to secretly infiltrate the government of the pokemon world and end up, with time, controlling everything to become some kind of messed up utopia like 1984 and stuff. Aaaand I just wrote some conspiracy bulls, didn't I? Leader: some guy? Maybe a woman, that would be a nice change. Maybe her name could be Sombra O. Scura, or Miranda M. Moon? Lol I dunno, some shadow-related name or whatever. Signature: look at my avi XD dunno I guess they'd have something resembling the eye of providence and whatnot. They use dark and ghost types mostly, but NOT Poochyenas or Mightyenas. Not a single one. Ever. 4 Admins: All of them named after a phase of the moon or some character from that one Shakespeare thing, or Uranus' moons: Oberon, Umbriel, Ariel, etc. Team story: they were people who wanted money and power. So one day they were hanging out and one of them said "hey, what if we create a terrorist group to achieve money and power?" and everyone was like "Yay money and power!". And so they were born. Legendary they're after: Darkrai and Cresselia. They want these two to brainwash whoever they need, whenever they need, wherever they need. With control over dreams and the possibility to torture by nightmares, they can control everyone. They would have Alakazams, Gengars and other dark, ghost and psychic types to help them rewrite memories, erase memories, torture psycologically, etc. Now, gentlemen *tips glasses and leaves*

Morgan Freeman.

I sure don't question Ame did, it is just me that never pays attention XD For example, I didn't know about the goomy/dratiny thing as well. The only dratini related event in reborn I was aware of is when you could get one by clicking a certain spot in the cave where you find steelix and PMing Ame about it.

Reborn has a facebook page? Wow I've been living under seven proxies rocks, now haven't I? Anyway I just have like, what is it three pics here? Yeah they can be used. They already come with a watermark iirc, so...

Granted. Now it affects your concentration. I wish that the person who corrupts this wish cannot wish for anything but this wish to be un-corrupted.

If I understood what I think I understood, lol. If I understood wrong, lol. Granted, you now have a fedora. You have to change your avatar's xmas hat for a fedora, of course. And you also have to tip it, and be euphoric all the time. With a great fedora comes a great responsibility. I wish more people new The Shins, Ween and Tally Hall.

I actually remembered one that's more funny than dumb so it won't make me look like a complete dumbass....that much. So the thing is once when I was a kid I was in a field. There was a tree. And I think it had cherries in it? Because it was, like, a cherry tree. And me and my parents and some friends of my parents were collecting cherries, and I went full-kid mode and climbed the tree to a branch, to collect dem cherries. And then I happened to want to be "badass" and jump from that branch to the ground. It wasn't that high, and the ground was grassy terrain, so it would be cool. So I jumped, knocked my head with the branch above the one I was stepping on, did some kind of strange "flinching" thing while in mid-air and then proceeded to fall all the way down to land on my butt. And to my luck, that bastard field had those tiny plant-things with thorns that get hooked to your clothes and are hard to remove. And that's the story of how I spent the rest of that day removing thorns from my butt, shoes and body in general. And also the story of why my mom can't take me seriously anymore.

Yes, it is me, AuthorReborn! Day 1: they still seem to notice nothing. Nickcrash maybe?