zimvader42

Granted, but the pony is level 80. You don't have enough badges to train it yet, so it'll disobey your every command. I wish I could know how to possibly win at this game of corrupt wishes.

You manage to learn it all, the 300 pages, but later that friday your teacher decides all those 300 pages were unnecessary and commands you all to forget them. I wish someone gives me a word that rhymes with "wish" in the following reply.

Granted, now every one....everyone is....hehe...*tries to hold laugh*.... everyone is messed.... down!! *explodes in laughter after creating worst possible pun to ever exist* I wish my future self suddenly appeared throw a time-space rip to give me a pendrive holding the finished version of the pokemon reborn game, so I could play it now. I'll take this wish without time travel paradoxes, thank you.

A PM? Ok I guess, but I'm not really sure what you expect me to say. I freaked out because it was all written with the strike through and I thought "man this just got tense for no reason". I'll send you the PM though. As four your wish, granted, you have your license now. But it only allows you to legally drive bicycles and two-wheel vehicles without engine. I wish that the way my wishes get corrupted didn't have to always involve my own death XD

Granted, but after many battles, the pen grows too strong and you cannot control its power any longer. It goes corrupt and starts thinking on its own, and then it decides it will join its brother pencils and sharpeners and lead them to conquer the world. Now we all praise the pen king and its legion of pencils and pencil sharpeners. I wish Kenny McCormick doesn't die.

Granted, the joke'll never die, but it will get old very soon and never stop aging. I wish I had a magical ghost sword in real life (not necessarily a honedge or anything, just a cool ghost sword).

Granted, but all of it is monopoly money (in real life). I wish I wasn't tired.

Kudos to your government for doing that. I wish here they did the same, but they have so many problems with everything right now....I wonder if they are actually able to handle a country anymore. And while that quote about pencil sharpener jokes and free speech sorta freaks me out a bit for the way it is said, meh I'll pass on commenting that. And I nailed when I predicted someone would try to ruin the guy's pony dream by making it a my little pony related thing XD. Granted, reality is less grim, but now you have to leave with Grim on your house, his hobbies are expensive and he complains all the time. I wish gourgeists, clefairies, gardevoirs/gallades, gengars and delphoxes were real :3

Well one billion dollars was an exageration (duh ¬¬) but my point is that pharmaceutics usually put high prices for the medicines they develope. Here in Europe they had a load of drama not too much ago about that new medicine that can cure Hepatitis C, because the price for the treatment was so goddamn high that only the rich people that suffers the disease can afford it, at least here in my country. "Reality isn't always funny", as if I said it was... Well let's keep the focus on the game XD. Granted, now the whole world is reasonable. People's so reasonable in fact, that they come to agree that all pencil sharpener jokes must be banned, since they scape all reason. And that includes banning people who spread them, after all that's the only reasonable thing to do (so pretty much everyone in this thread gets banned, XD). I wish all wars on the past and the future would have never happened.

A list of disliked pokemon by type huh? Very interesting, makes me get an idea of all the mons I left untouched in my post, since I was talking purely design-wise, I should have touched a lot more variety of bad designs, but in the end I prefered to write down the 3 I consider the absolute worsts. The three Simi-things I deeply despise because of design, and I had forgotten about it! Thanks for the reminder. And the three moustache-cloud-genies and Zekrom/Reshiram/Kyurem as well, my god how could I forget about the copy-paste forces-of-nature trio and the overly-designed yin-yang-yo dragons... they're on par with Mexie/Azelf/Uxie when it comes to laziness I guess. As for the idea that some kinds of pokemon should be repeated every genenation, while I do disagree with that approach when it means specifically that (the more obvious examples being the pikachu clones we get gen after gen...although I do like Emolga and Pachirisu though), I think having the same concept re-invented in a couple different gens is actually good and should be done more often. The butterflies and moths for example; we don't get one every gen necessarily unlike the electric rodents, but it is true we get a lof of them. And that is good in my opinion, because if done right by the designers, you'll get a lot of variety to choose from, and I disagree that they will always be more mediocre and always competing for a place below the originals, because: -The "mediocrity" just depends on the heart the designer puts on them. If you don't dig the idea of what you draw on the first place, the outcome's gonna be meh. -Original is not always best or only possibilty (Venomoth, Dustox and Volcarona are moths; the three have their own, unique ways of being awesome). -Variety is good. Instead of having only Butterfree as THE butterfly pokemon, we have three different approaches to the idea of a butterfly pokemon, from which any fan can decide which one they consider their personal favourite. You cannot say this or the other is the definitive butterfly pokemon, neither the only or best, since there will be always someone who will preffer another, and thus having variety on concepts allows to prevent having cases of "absolute designs". Me for example, I'd love to see another squid pokemon, because Malamar, even though I love it, is not the pinnacle or only possibility of what a squid pokemon can look like. Aside from that, I agree with all except Cofagrigus and Malamar, given that I love every single ghost type and Malamar is just genius. Garbodor/klefki...sort of... they could never be worse than muk and electrode in my opinion, but meh trashbag and keys, I can understand the whole world's choice on hating them.

Granted. But, eh, IDK, Smogon takes over the world and they, uh, they decide all your megas are too OP and they ban them forever. Yeah, that'll make it. I wish they made Devil May Cry 5 (<---With good old classic Dante...and Nero I guess) with a version for PC so I could play it.

Granted, but the treatment costs over one billion dollars (and this isn't very far away from reality, given how pharmaceutical monopolies tend to be, sigh...). But regardless, there, wish ruined (you should have wished for aids not to exist, honestly XD). I wish I could figure out the design for my gorgon fakemon already, this art-block is driving me nuts...

Inb4 GameFreak releases a computer-like, electric/psychic Rotom form for gen 7 and everyone goes nuts. Anyways, in my opinion the worst should be the lawn mower one, but I don't really care about those since the only one that seems to be ever used is the washing machine one. And I get why.

I don't consider megas as pokemon on their own so I don't mention them in threads of this sort. Still, design-wise, I don't dislike any mega, except for mega-manectric, and maybe mega-pinsir a bit. Other than their design, I don't care about them in other ways for this topic at least, so I do not despise any of them for being either OP or Broken or whatever they're called. That I'll save for when a thread called "Least Favorite Pokemon in competitive battles" comes out, if it even does. But just out of curiosity, name the mega you despise the most. Just one.

Granted, but watch out for the pencil sharpeners land sharks and land piranhas. I wish Invader Zim got discancelled and friggin Nickelodeon called Jhonen back to finish the show, as it should have been on the first place.

I like this kind of thread, but I don't have as many disliked pokemon as I do have loved ones. Let's see... Aromatisse: fairy is my 3rd favourite type, but some of its pokemon...not so much. This gets down basically to Spritzee's evolution, Cabarete Aromatisse. It just takes the "fairies are pink and girly" concept too far and deep into ridiculousness. Unlike its counterpart Slurpuff, which is candy that evolves from a candy, Aromatisse is...something that looks slightly like a bird, that evolves from a bird. They could have made Spritzee's evolution more like a flamingo, a rainbow parrot, a paradise bird... anything but a stubby, pink ball with a beak that looks like a nose and something that looks like a hairy tutu. And it's not even fairy/flying, ugh. I can somewhat understand if designs like this are the reason people dislike the fairy type, specially if this is the direction GF will take in the future. Burmy's evolutionary line: is just ugly. I dig the idea of a bug that camouflages itself with different materials of the field around him, and depending on what disguise it chooses, he gets a new secondary type. But despite this interesting core idea, what ruins Burmy, aside from the fact that Burmy is plain uglily designed, are essentially two things: Mothim and Wormadam. Both of them are so goddamn boring. I like having butterflies and moths every gen (look at Vivillon for example, despite being just "the butterfly of gen 6", its design I like more than Beautifly's) but Mothim is just uninspired. Its eyes, its wings, its color palette....all bland and dull. And then there's Wormadam's....nose....I just don't like it. Hippopotas: you can say what you want about disliked pokemon. This is ugly, that is boring, the one from beyond is dumb....in my book, no pokemon, at all, ever, beats Hippopotas for worst pokemon design. EVER. You know the ice cream and garbage pokemon? you know the pokeball and sludge pokemon? you know the key ring and heart-fish pokemon? None beats hippopotas. I despise its design so much. Hippowdon is great and its design is also great (is just an hippopotamus, but at least is intimidating, cool to look at it). Given what it evolves from, I'd wish it was a standalone pokemon. Hippopotas is a giant, butt/octopus head with a tiny body, with eyes in top and holes eveywhere. I just don't know how is this a good design (it is not) and how comes no one ever mentions it in threads like this. My most disliked pokemon ever. BTW, I haven't based any of this list's choices in neither stats or battle "annoyibility". I just like pokemon based on design, and despite these three ones, the other 716 are cool in my book (yeah eeeeeven luvdisc, I know I know, is just that I hope GF connects it with Alomomola by meanings of evolution at some point, or at least give it an actual evolution. I can't hate things like luvdisc, dunsparce, or spinda. These poor guys haven't been even given a chance to redeem themselves).

You were expecting Rosesong, but it was me, Dio Zim! I predict Dhanush or Nick

Ok now if I do it before I get ninja'd again: You're now immune to pencil sharpener attacks, but you're four times weak to pencil attacks. And it's raining men pencils~! I wish to be able to control time at will.

Oh yeah well!! Granted your potato, but is 4 meters in size and it appears over your head. It crushes you. Plus, pencil sharpeners start to rain from the sky for a chain of reactions too complicated to explain right now. I wish for a dunsparce evolution. EDIT: nickcrash you ninja!

Granted, GlaDos is now real. But the cake is now a lie. Let's see how you handle birthdays now >: ) I wish for world peace a pair of brand new all-star shoes, size 46 (nº13 in US size units), black in color. Old ones got too rough over the past two years...

Oh so you can make more than one wish per person on this thread? Sorry I didn't know that. Still let's see: Granted, chocolate doesn't deplete anymore. But everything is now made of chocolate, living beings, the planets, the moon, the stars, the whole universe is just pure chocolate now. And you cannot eat anything but chocolate for the rest of your life. Now, I wish I could see the future.

If it's that Colgate that tastes like mint (I think is Herbal ColgateTM), you actually made it better. I'm the kind of guy who eats toothpaste before brushing my teeth XD, plus oreo? genius! Anyway, granted, you're an airbender. But then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...

Well don't put much thought onto it, my thought-process (if you can call it that) goes as follows: weezing is a molecule of a poisonous substance. If it evolved, it will be even more poisonous, but what does that mean to me? well poisonous molecules can be modified to become even more poisonous and can be used as very dangerous chemical weapons in wars, and that's evil. Evil is the name of the dark type in japanese. Since poisonous gas is used for evil purposes, the encarnation of a poisonous chemical substance (used by team rocket <---yeah you might be thinking where team rocket comes in in all this, well I don't really know, the anime maybe? my thoughts are mixed as fuck sometimes), should be in my opinion a poison/dark. That's how I analysed it when I wanted to justify the given typing. But the only reason I honestly make it poison/dark, over all things, is because of no weaknesses with levitate, and I love that. But now that you mention it, I didn't really consider destiny bond or memento in all this. I just learnt today that weezing can actually learn memento, and I usually don't base typing on moves. Now wait for poison/fire mega weezing XD

Granted, but you can only write using pencils now. Their tip will break when you attempt to use them, though. I wish for eight perfectly fine oreo cookies. I'm hungry.

That was also in consideration since the first time I played the hack rom PKM Glazed, in which koffing and weezing appeared in lava caves, and firebreathers' teams for some reason, so I ended up thinking about some poison/fire evo. But then I realized that a levitating dark/poison had no weaknesses, and I fell in love with the concept for weezing, I think it deserves it. I apply poison/fire to another kind of mon though.