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Local Magikarp Salesman is still unable to hatch any shinies, the unlucky bastard will be remembered when someday he will have to retire (not for a pretty long time, but don't count on me never leaving)

In other news, has the Magikarp Quality been falling? Recent studies show that a certain salesmen we won't name here had some really, really bad Magikarp hatches earlier today! He says that he released them out in the wild where they would lead happier lives, but can we trust this man?

This has been Magikarp Watch! Stay tuned for another episode (if this pilot got enough views...)