Wolfox

Friend: Hey, I know I'm really damn late (or early if that's how you wanna see it) for your b-day, but I still gotta get you something.

Me: You really don't, you already congradulated me anyway.

Friend: No, you gave me something Xcom, now I gotta give you something you would like.

Me: If you say so.

Friend: You've been playing Skyrim a bit recently right? Lemt me give you Oblivion. Have fun.

sometimes having someone be late for your b-day can be a good thing