Wolfox

You could propably find someone who is willing to script/code in this forum. 

that could work, though I'd hate for them to do the work while I just tell them how I'd want it. just seems so dickish to me

First telling develloppers how to do stuff is work, hard work. It is a full time , respectable job . Writing a good analysis is difficult, believe me.  Also testing is a lot of work as well don't underestimate it.

Second even if you found a develloper: YOU need to create maps, dialogue, progression systems, ... . You know the creative stuff.

You're going to have work a lot more then you think if you would pursue this.