Chrono-Explo

247. C-c-c-combo breaker!

A WILD EXPLOSMS APPEARED. Vinny, you there?

Lord Helix Omanyte uses Ice beam, motherfucker.

I'd agree with EA. Ubisoft are actually a great company, or at least with my experience with them. Worst game? That's a tough one. ET and Sonic '06 get dishonourable mentions, but I'd have to say Devil May Cry 4.

Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Cadbury.

So yeah, I;ve been making LARP kit for the last few days, thought I'd take a pic

I may not be the most attractive of people out there, but damn do I look fancy

I beat Wendy~ Take that Wendel you little shit

I'm scared to know, but why not?

[spoiler] Dark Desire joined. Explosms joined. Format:  Random Battle Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep HP Percentage Mod: HP is shown in percentages Battle between Dark Desire and Explosms started!   Dark Desire sent out Octillery!   Go! Moltres! Turn 1   Moltres used U-turn! The opposing Octillery lost 20% of its health!   Moltres went back to Explosms!   Go! Walrein!   The opposing Octillery used Rock Blast! A critical hit! It's super effective! Walrein lost 18.4%of its health! It's super effective! Walrein lost 11.3% of its health! Hit 2 times!   Walrein restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Turn 2   The opposing Octillery used Rock Blast! It's super effective! Walrein lost 11.3% of its health! It's super effective! Walrein lost 13.1% of its health! It's super effective! Walrein lost 11.9% of its health! It's super effective! Walrein lost 11.9% of its health! Hit 4 times!   Walrein used Toxic! The opposing Octillery was badly poisoned!   Walrein restored a little HP using its Leftovers! The opposing Octillery was hurt by poison! Turn 3   Walrein, come back!   Go! Regirock!   The opposing Octillery used Rock Blast! Regirock lost 4.3% of its health! Regirock lost 4.0% of its health! Hit 2 times!   The opposing Octillery was hurt by poison! Turn 4   Dark Desire withdrew Octillery!   Dark Desire sent out Arcanine! The opposing Arcanine floats in the air with its Air Balloon!   Regirock used Drain Punch! The opposing Arcanine lost 23% of its health! The opposing Arcanine had its energy drained! The opposing Arcanine's Air Balloon popped! Turn 5   The opposing Arcanine used Will-O-Wisp! Regirock was burned!   Regirock used Stone Edge! The opposing Arcanine avoided the attack!   Regirock was hurt by its burn! Turn 6   The opposing Arcanine used Close Combat! It's super effective! Regirock lost 29.5% of its health! The opposing Arcanine's Defense fell! The opposing Arcanine's Special Defense fell!   Regirock used Curse! Regirock's Attack rose! Regirock's Defense rose! Regirock's Speed fell!   Regirock was hurt by its burn! Turn 7 ★Dark Desire: oml   Dark Desire withdrew Arcanine!   Dark Desire sent out Octillery!   Regirock used Rest! Regirock fell asleep! Regirock slept and became healthy! Regirock ate its Chesto Berry! Regirock woke up!   The opposing Octillery was hurt by poison! Turn 8   The opposing Octillery used Energy Ball! It's super effective! Regirock lost 43.9% of its health!   Regirock used Drain Punch! A critical hit! The opposing Octillery lost 53% of its health! The opposing Octillery had its energy drained!   The opposing Octillery was hurt by poison!   The opposing Octillery fainted!   Dark Desire sent out Gyarados! Turn 9   The opposing Gyarados used Dragon Dance! The opposing Gyarados's Attack rose! The opposing Gyarados's Speed rose!   Regirock used Stone Edge! It's super effective! The opposing Gyarados lost 100% of its health!   The opposing Gyarados fainted!   Dark Desire sent out Beartic! Turn 10   The opposing Beartic used Superpower! It's super effective! Regirock lost 37.4% of its health! The opposing Beartic's Attack fell! The opposing Beartic's Defense fell!   Regirock used Drain Punch! It's super effective! The opposing Beartic lost 85% of its health! The opposing Beartic had its energy drained! Turn 11   The opposing Beartic used Superpower! It's super effective! Regirock lost 25.9% of its health! The opposing Beartic's Attack fell! The opposing Beartic's Defense fell!   Regirock used Curse! Regirock's Attack rose! Regirock's Defense rose! Regirock's Speed fell! Turn 12   The opposing Beartic used Superpower! It's super effective! Regirock lost 14.4% of its health! The opposing Beartic's Attack fell! The opposing Beartic's Defense fell!   Regirock used Drain Punch! It's super effective! The opposing Beartic lost 15% of its health! The opposing Beartic had its energy drained!   The opposing Beartic fainted!   Dark Desire sent out Chatot! Turn 13   The opposing Chatot used Boomburst! It's not very effective... Regirock lost 24.8% of its health!   Regirock used Stone Edge! A critical hit! It's super effective! The opposing Chatot lost 100% of its health!   The opposing Chatot fainted!   Dark Desire sent out Arcanine! Turn 14   The opposing Arcanine used Close Combat! It's super effective! Regirock lost 14.0% of its health! The opposing Arcanine's Defense fell! The opposing Arcanine's Special Defense fell!   Regirock used Drain Punch! The opposing Arcanine lost 70% of its health! The opposing Arcanine had its energy drained! Turn 15   The opposing Arcanine used Will-O-Wisp! Regirock was burned!   Regirock used Drain Punch! The opposing Arcanine lost 7.0% of its health! The opposing Arcanine had its energy drained!   The opposing Arcanine fainted!   Regirock was hurt by its burn!   Dark Desire sent out Linoone! Turn 16   The opposing Linoone used Belly Drum! The opposing Linoone lost 50% of its health! The opposing Linoone cut its own HP and maximized its Attack! The opposing Linoone ate its Sitrus Berry! The opposing Linoone restored HP using its Sitrus Berry!   Regirock used Drain Punch! It's super effective! The opposing Linoone lost 51% of its health! The opposing Linoone had its energy drained!   Regirock was hurt by its burn! Turn 17 ★Explosms: GG ★Dark Desire: crit ★Dark Desire: crit ★Dark Desire: crit ★Dark Desire: crit   The opposing Linoone used Shadow Claw! Regirock lost 15.5% of its health!   Regirock used Drain Punch! It's super effective! The opposing Linoone lost 24% of its health! The opposing Linoone had its energy drained!   The opposing Linoone fainted!   Explosms won the battle! Dark Desire left.    [/spoiler]

This is were you'd be wrong, I did spell cannon correctly. And through the magical experience of editing I've edited it to be the right canon, I think. I dunno. Currently seeing double.